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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This post has me crawling in my skin

Ah man, those wounds are never gonna heal

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

Ah man, those wounds are never gonna heal

Fear really is how I fall.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Fear really is how I fall.

What do you think is more real, love or aliens

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

What do you think is more real, love or aliens

Gayliens imo

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
It feels like we've been together since I was born. We have done everything together for as long as I can remember. Every memory I have she's there. The people who know us describe us as inseparable. Our relationship is still looked down on by some parts of society, but I hold out hope that one day I will be able to marry my hand.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

elmer chud posted:

It feels like we've been together since I was born. We have done everything together for as long as I can remember. Every memory I have she's there. The people who know us describe us as inseparable. Our relationship is still looked down on by some parts of society, but I hold out hope that one day I will be able to marry my hand.
Try a Pagan hand fasting ceremony, I think it would be perfect for you two.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I don't date patients.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Love is how it feels when you want someone to like you so much that it hurts when they don’t

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tony Snark posted:

I don't date patients.
lmao this is solid, you're alright

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
It’s hosed up. I’ve loved people but only really been IN love with one person. Like the other guy said, something clicked over. We met when we were 19, too.

I don’t think I could ever fall out of love with them.

I get hosed up thinking about it. It feels like any expression of my feelings is a drop of water from an ocean.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
all the time OP



:swoon:

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Yeah. It’s pretty good.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Yes I have OP. At this very moment even.

But when they say "all you need is love" DON'T LISTEN because you still need air and groceries and stuff.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yes.
Every morning when I wake up and open palm slam...

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Love's the funeral of hearts, OP
and an ode for cruelty
when angels cry blood
on flowers of evil in bloom



Doesn't sound great, does it

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Do porn stars count?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Met the love of my life in my mid-twenties, been together 7 years now. It's definitely the best part of my life and I'm very grateful to have met someone that extraordinary.

I wish it on almost everyone.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I. M. Gei posted:

Do porn stars count?

Well would you specifically rule out falling in love with a porn star? :thunk:

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
there's a lot of dumb poo poo written about love, how it involves holding hands or feeling butterflies or "never having to say you're sorry" but I personally feel it's a pile of cliches

the other day I was walking home from late drinks with a friend and heard some rattling from a neighbor's trashcan. A momma raccoon scurried out of it and into the darkness, followed by two of her little baby raccoons. My first thought was "woah that was cool, I need to tell <wife> about that over breakfast tomorrow."

For me love is always having someone close in mind. She's the first person I want to tell everything, she's the person I want to share the mundane wonders of my daily life with, and I want to her to share hers with me.

also she got big titties, hell yeah :heysexy:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Just wait. OP is going to swerve us with some MGTOW literature.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I fall in love with my wife every morning because I have 50 First Dates disease.

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
i cant love someone else because i don't quite love myself

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I was in love with one lady in highschool but she didn't love me back because I was a dork and I was sad then I was in love with this other lady in college and she did love me back and it was real nice for a couple years but after college we both changed a lot and we stopped being in love although I still think she is a good person we just changed and now i am in love with a real amazing woman who loves me too and we made a pact before the Lord that we will be husband and wife until we die and I am very happy and think being I'm love is a very good thing

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Zane posted:

i cant love someone yet else because i don't quite love myself
you'll get there friend. we believe in you :)

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
no

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can't spell glove without love!!

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

I miss being head over heels. The type of love where you wake up 30 minutes earlier to start breakfast, or fall asleep with your head on their lap on the couch

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
It'd be so cool if they could invent some form of love that lasts longer than an erection.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
love is for neurotypical weirdos OP

yuck, no thanks

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Yeah. It didn't work out.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


'I used to do drugs be in love. I still do am, but I used to, too.'

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I absolutely adored her for more than 9 years. I've never experienced such intense attraction to anyone before or since and I know I never will again. She made me better than I had any right to be. She died almost 10 years ago and I'm still mostly numb, I doubt I'll ever truly recover. Which kinda sucks.

SoR Blaze
Apr 12, 2006
Yup, still in love after 7 years. She's the best.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I am in fact in love.

In love with the coco, I got it for the low low.
I’m in love with my husband even though he sings this song frequently. He showed his mother the music video at dinner the other night. Yes, being able to overlook that is definitely love.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:
My first girlfriend and I would have this departure dance. She'd flick the lights on and off in the entry of the house while I flicked the highbeams on and off from the driveway. This would go on for five minutes or so... however long it took for us to spell "I love you" in binary with the lights.

When you look deep into someone's eyes you are downloading their spiritual connection.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.

Bronze Fonz posted:

I wish it on almost everyone.

Same except I despise most of humanity.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
no!!!! *storms out of room crying*

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

being in love is rad especially how you can’t really go looking for it instead it finds you and usually it’s by complete surprise but man when it happens you’re all set

that is unless you suck and are prone to self-sabotage like most people on this forum

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, a few years ago I was with my best friend and super drunk and had maybe done some cocaine, anyways I told him that I was in love with him and that we should have sex.

I did not go well, in fact he freaked out a little bit and I was sure I had made the worst mistake in my life.

He calmed down and we had (bad) sex because we were both drunk and high and gay men, the next morning when I again realized the horrible mistake I had made he told me he had feelings for me and he had for a long time.

The next week we made the dramatic announcement to our friends that we were a couple now and they said oh my god finally because they were getting sick of us pretending we weren’t for like a year.

In summary, we are married now and the “friend zone”is bullshit.

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Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
What is love?

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