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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

they eat the everliving poo poo out of McDonald's and Mcdonald's uses fake plastic cheese in all their burgers and breakfast sandwiches. Explain that you European snobs.

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
maques U thinque

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
american cheese owns unironically. its good u idiots.

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ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
if you put anything else on a burger you're a piece of poo poo

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The secret is that American cheese is actually the best cheese for a burger and sorry other countries if you don't realize that.


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Captain Muffin
Apr 25, 2007

Women like you are the reason this chickens late in the first place.
"Kraft Easy Cheese" - The prosecution rests (breaks out fondue set and starts grating Emmental into it while sipping on 8% Belgium beer)

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drjuggalo
Jul 26, 2014
oh no its that day where americans brag about stealing land by shooting fireworks in the air and drinking garbage piss beer AGAIN

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

u think krusty was gonna put american cheez on his burgs??

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Foreigners? Curse those handsome ne'er-do-wells and their various beliefs !!

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It's good stuff it's also really good on a grilled cheese together with some tomato soup

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

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coke
Jul 12, 2009
Nothing beats the slice of American cheese on the Filet-O-Fish.

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Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
Bunch of traitors to the crown with lovely cheese.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
don't forget the mayo!

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Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
you idiots love your fake orange lovely cheese so much you elected it president

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Mu Zeta posted:

they eat the everliving poo poo out of McDonald's and Mcdonald's uses fake plastic cheese in all their burgers and breakfast sandwiches. Explain that you European snobs.

Speakin' as a Balkan'-type Yuropean, ah prefer Bahw-snian food ovah yer fake plastic cheese, thankyaverymuch.

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ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
god bless

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The only thing better than a burger with some American cheese on top, is a burger with American cheese and another burger with American cheese on top of that!

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Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

This thread has inspired me to slap some nice sharp Wisconsin cheddar on some grilled ground beef and chow down. Happy Fourth of July!

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

I celebrated the fourth of july today in Japan by eating a chili dog smothered in liquid american cheese and that felt right.

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Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
Cheese is cheese, it's all made from milk.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

As a European I’m celebrating Independence Day!

Independence from lovely American cheese day. gently caress the cheese police, you will pry this real cheddar from my cold dead hands.

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Mourne
Sep 1, 2004

by Athanatos
American cheese is the bomb accept no substitute!! Melted Cheez Whiz is the only appropriate cheese for a Philly cheesesteak!

gently caress you if you disagree.

We’ve got nukes and we elected fucken trump. Do NOT gently caress with our cheese.

God bless America!

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Does Pepperjack count as American cheese? Because pepperjack is a drat good American cheese.

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

probe me like you probe the butts of any brown man who dares enter your country

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YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018
Tax dodgers.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Cheese is good

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
You have to call it "cheese food product", op.

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Beethovens Fist Symphony
Oct 21, 2008
Oven Wrangler
Whenever I go home to Minnesota the highlight of my trip is snarfing down a pack of super fresh squeaky cheese curds and don't you for one SECOND think that poo poo comes from Canada :patriot:

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I'm like cheese on a burger. American and single.

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TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
AMERICA IS THE WORST
AMERICANS MAKE THE WORST CHEESE

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Bought some prefab burg patties and I am gonna grill them and cover them in bacon, tomato, and some god drat American cheese. Also got a case of Yuengling

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

All these other countries want to bully our cheese, but we're the only country with a cheese named after us. Take that, France

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I like my cheese like I like my women. American, single, and they drip in my mouth a little when prepared correctly.

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thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
the real problem with american cheese is that the kraft slice isn't big enough to contain how loving awesome america is in just 1 slice

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thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
BLESSED OR CURSED

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mu Zeta posted:

they eat the everliving poo poo out of McDonald's and Mcdonald's uses fake plastic cheese in all their burgers and breakfast sandwiches. Explain that you European snobs.

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Burgers, especially McDonald's are trash food. So putting trashy cheese on them makes sense. Same reason you put trash condiments like ketchup or French's mustard on a hot dog. No one thinks they're eating good food when they go to McDonald's.

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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

thatguy posted:

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*whispers* I think that they prefer to be called Caucasian Cheese

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CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Whatever the hell Americans (*spits*) call cheddar sure as gently caress ain't cheddar.

American cheddar is the blandest poo poo I've ever tasted.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

CheeseThief posted:

Whatever the hell Americans (*spits*) call cheddar sure as gently caress ain't cheddar.

American cheddar is the blandest poo poo I've ever tasted.

gently caress off, you're not even paying for it

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