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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

CheeseThief posted:

Whatever the hell Americans (*spits*) call cheddar sure as gently caress ain't cheddar.

American cheddar is the blandest poo poo I've ever tasted.

Maybe you should like, brush your teeth and wash your mouth. Tillamook's been producing some cheesy sharp goodness for years. Their ice cream has been the creamiest I've ever experienced from a grocery store freezer, too

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Imagine ordering a cheese board and it arrives with a single slice of American cheese just slapped in the middle between the stilton and charcoal cheddar.

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
America deserves another 9/11. Like a really fucken serious one. On the scale of Isis locating one of the lost Soviet era nukes and successfully detonating it in Washington.

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

BLESSED OR CURSED



YES to the taste I love!

I love American cheese product, Velveeta, etc. although I also love real cheese. I'm not a purist.

Love for all cheese* regardless of faith, color, or national origin.

* head cheese is not cheese. just say no to head cheese

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I occasionally enjoy fancy cheeseburgers occasionally with pepperjack cheese and spicy aioli and prosciutto and poo poo




But it's never as good as a simple burg with perfect American cheese

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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
Whenever I make burgers it never feels right to break out the super sharp crystally crumbly cheddar, but a slice or two of cheese product is perfect. Melts without making a huge mess too.

Those slices were also excellent at tricking a stubborn old dog into taking her meds so I didn't have to force them in her mouth three times a day for the last few years of her life, so thanks America :unsmith:

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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Pyrotoad posted:


Those slices were also excellent at tricking a stubborn old dog into taking her meds so I didn't have to force them in her mouth three times a day for the last few years of her life, so thanks America :unsmith:

:unsmith: aww

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

https://www.burpy.com/costco/finlandia-four-cheese-deli-slices/product-detail/1145870


PBUC

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Actually, I will admit America can make a decent cheddar if it really puts its mind to it. Stuff like this for example

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thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
loving dipshits cheese isn't from America unless it's yellow and says PRODUCT right after cheese

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
That pain in your chest, that tingle in your left arm?

That's freedom and liberty, clogging your veins with saturated fat.

Freedom tastes delicious.

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Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
What? You mean your condensed vegetable oil product?? :smug:

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Cheese is gross. All cheese.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




504 posted:

America deserves another 9/11. Like a really fucken serious one. On the scale of Isis locating one of the lost Soviet era nukes and successfully detonating it in Washington.

Living right across America's border, I must say the nuclear option is not wise.

We must build a containment sarcophagus over the US. It's the only way.

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immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

immortalyawn posted:

maques U thinque

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this probation was worth it

death to america

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Qadaffi Taffy
Oct 1, 2006

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Mmmmm 64 slices of American cheese

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Captain Muffin
Apr 25, 2007

Women like you are the reason this chickens late in the first place.
Hmmm hot day at the ole USA cheese factory. It's cool can turn that off milk into chocolate instead.

:911:

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cheese is stored in milk's balls.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Cheese is so loving good I want to live forever inside it

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8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
People itt hyping cheddar like it's some pinnacle of cheese, maybe for your uncultured palates out in the colonies :jerkbag:

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Cheese is so loving good I want to live forever inside it

Move to Wisconsin then! We're America's haven for those who don't like garbage processed cheese.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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American cheese is a misnomer because America is cheese i.e. the best also gently caress the swiss

Edit:swizz beats is alright though

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Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
gently caress putting queso on fries. I'll just microwave a few process cheese slice kraft singles and I'm set.

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
American cheese proudly runs through my hardened arteries every day freedom loving day.

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Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
American cheese is trash. Just throw it away.

Carpet bomb every processing plant that makes American cheese.

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Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

RobattoJesus posted:

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



that's loving excellent.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

RobattoJesus posted:

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



lmao :vince:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

RobattoJesus posted:

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



Goldmine

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The horrible truth is that a lot of money goes into making garbage poo poo taste delicious, and we are human and to many of us, the garbage poo poo is delicious.

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

504 posted:

America deserves another 9/11. Like a really fucken serious one. On the scale of Isis locating one of the lost Soviet era nukes and successfully detonating it in Washington.

:ok:

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
there is no better cheese for a grilled cheese than Cooper Sharp except maybe Cooper Sharp Black Pepper


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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Here we just call it "cheese"

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

RobattoJesus posted:

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



:trumppop:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I could go for a grilled cheese right now.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


You're a good poster, Robatto :allears:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

RobattoJesus posted:

I used my 6 hour probe to visually document America's slow descent into fascism and lactose intolerance of cheese diversity.



Goddamn that is good. Me, I just did exactly as my probation instructed me to do...I feel like such a sheep. :smith: Though I will admit my Bosnian food was far more delicious than american cheese. :unsmith:

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hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
American cheese will never turn into "bleu" (:rolleyes:) cheese no matter how long you leave it out.

These colors don't run :patriot:

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cormorant
Nov 3, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
if it's good enough for America, it's good enough for me.

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1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

CheeseThief posted:

Whatever the hell Americans (*spits*) call cheddar sure as gently caress ain't cheddar.

American cheddar is the blandest poo poo I've ever tasted.

The hell you smoking? Today is for beer and grilled meat covered in cheese. Wisconsin cheddar, Tillamook cheddar, Vermont cheddar to name a few.

America is #1 at everything and we eat freedom cheddar, not your lovely French molding milk.

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