This is the thread in which we take OUR turn being Jan Brady

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

GLASSES? MARSHA DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR loving GLASSES! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!? I'M BUYING A CURLY BLACK WIG! THAT'LL SHOW THOSE loving CONFORMIST PIG DOGS! THOSE RUNNING DOGS FOR THE MAN!!!!!

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:05

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Some inspirational Jan Brady music to get you guys in the right mindset:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7RrMtghQKM

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:55

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:57

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I banged Marsha and now she's pregnant and needs an abortion, suck on that kitschy 70s sitcom cherished by nobody who doesn't also suffer from atmospheric lead poisoning

# ? Jul 11, 2019 03:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I banged Marsha and now she's pregnant and needs an abortion, suck on that kitschy 70s sitcom cherished by nobody who doesn't also suffer from atmospheric lead poisoning

Kinda takin' a hard line there? A little? Maybe?

_{Just sayin'}

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Literally A Person posted:

Kinda takin' a hard line there? A little? Maybe?

_{Just sayin'}

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:24

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:37

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

Empty quotes or just like this kind of quote?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:38

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

"Young, black and famous with money hanging out the anus"

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:39

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Sid Vicious posted:

Empty quotes or just like this kind of quote?

10 now, I�m very liberal on rules

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:39

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Burt Sexual posted:

10 now, I’m very liberal on rules

I was just curious what you meant Burt you don't have to be so agressive to me all the Time!

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:40

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:43

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Gbs wants, neigh, demands an aggressive mod. Let�s finish this.

Literally A Person posted:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:45

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Wanna throw the ole pigskin in the backyard, OP?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:50

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

Literally A Person posted:

"sheeeeeeeet"

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:51

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:54

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Arrhythmia posted:

What�s that 3 more?

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:55

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:57

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

ElectricSheep posted:

I�m doing dog years here people.. one more

Last post gets the probe reason

# ? Jul 11, 2019 04:59

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

They never tell their kids until the second to last episode, but they are actually all the maids children. In the last episode there�s a lot of crying, and hugging. :gbsmith:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:18

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

I'm the more conventionally attractive actress they chose to replace the original Jan after she decided not to participate in the corny rear end Brady Bunch Variety Hour

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:32

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

They never tell their kids until the second to last episode, but they are actually all the maids children. In the last episode there�s a lot of crying, and hugging.

wow

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:15

The Good Queen Clitoris: May 11, 2008; You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, bravo sir!

Literally A Person posted:

gently caress yeah

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:22

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Three post quoting ths gets it gassssed

E 6 more gets him a day

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:24

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

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# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:26

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Mr. Bones posted:

I'm the more conventionally attractive actress they chose to replace the original Jan after she decided not to participate in the corny rear end Brady Bunch Variety Hour

you can just say hotter dude i dont think the original jan is reading this thread, no need to soften the blow

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:26

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

Damo posted:

you can just say hotter dude i dont think the original jan is reading this thread, no need to soften the blow

We're all Jan in this thread! Did you even read the title??

Also it was really more a matter of not wanting to refer to a 16 year old girl as "hot"

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:35

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

fair enough, i was just thinking more about how old she, or rather i, am now

has anyone seen the brady bunch movies. i remember them being kinda fun because it was just making fun of the whole idea, but i havent seen them in like 20 years

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:39

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Damo posted:

fair enough, i was just thinking more about how old she, or rather i, am now

has anyone seen the brady bunch movies. i remember them being kinda fun because it was just making fun of the whole idea, but i havent seen them in like 20 years

Is that the one in the Cowboy village or in Hawaii, or is that the same movie? I think theres a tarantula at some point.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:46

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

immortalyawn posted:

Is that the one in the Cowboy village or in Hawaii, or is that the same movie? I think theres a tarantula at some point.

i think the second one they go to hawaii. the first one is set in the normal town they live. i think the first one they lose their house or some poo poo

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:51

Mr. Bones: Jan 2, 2011; ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues

I watched the first one again a couple of years ago and it's not THAT funny, but it has its moments. The scene where they're dancing around at Sears is fun, if only because it's a historical time capsule from before every Sears became an abandoned wasteland of empty shelves. I seem to remember the second one in Hawaii being better.

Also apparently there was a third made-for-TV Brady movie that came out six years after the other ones?? I can't believe I've never heard of this before

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brady_Bunch_in_the_White_House

# ? Jul 11, 2019 06:52

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

It would be good if it was The Bardy Bunch and it was a family of Bards, the D&D class.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 07:00

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Damo posted:

i think the second one they go to hawaii. the first one is set in the normal town they live. i think the first one they lose their house or some poo poo

I think I might just be remembering special episodes.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 07:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

GREG IS SUCH A loving POSER!!! WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES HIM AND JOHNNY BRAVO WILL BE THE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE loving ATTIC NOW YOU SMUG, SELF-CENTERED, MISOGYNIST TRASH HEAP!!!!????

# ? Jul 12, 2019 15:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BRACES!? gently caress YOU MOM AND DAD! loving LOOK UP FROM YOUR loving PLASTIC FANTASTIC LIFE AND WAKE THE gently caress UP! YOU'RE loving CRONIES FOR A CORRUPT SYSTEM! CAPITALIST PIGS!!!!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 18:30

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

SHUT THE gently caress UP, BOBBY! IF YOU NARC MY STASH I'LL loving SLICE YOU!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 22:57

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

loving MARSHA YOU CONFORMIST CHEERLEADER CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE CAPITUALTING TO AN ANTI-WORKER, ANTI-WOMEN SYSTEM THAT DOES NOTHING BUT PERPETUATE THE SAME MACHINATIONS OF CONTROL THAT HAVE PULLED THE WOOL OVER ALL OF OUR EYES!!! PUT DOWN YOUR POM-POMS AND RISE UP!!

# ? Jul 14, 2019 18:06

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

*punches Cindy in the back of the head*

TAKE THAT YOU BABYTALKING LITTLE poo poo

# ? Jul 14, 2019 18:22

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:05

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I AM THE SOLE EMBODIMENT OF JAN AND I LIVE TO SERVE THE BRADY ALTAR.

# ? Aug 6, 2019 16:17

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