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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Standings haven't changed, and probably won't change (except maybe for the NL Central).

NATIONALLY BROADCAST GAMES

Tonight
Astros @ Rangers - 8:05PM (ESPN)

Saturday
White Sox @ Athletics - 4:07PM (FS1)
Dodgers @ Red Sox OR Nationals @ Phillies OR Giants @ Brewers - 7:15PM (Fox)

Sunday
Dodgers @ Red Sox - 7:05PM (ESPN)

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

oh nice baseball's back

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hoo boy, it's Framber

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bad Framber

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
broken bats are scary

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
So this is a loss

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
so is altuve on the decline or is this just a bad year

e: bregman, definitely not on the decline, he's good.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
That's my boy, Bregman

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The decision to have Valdez start coming out of the break is mind boggling

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
FRAMBER BAD

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
lol, rangers aint wasting any time

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

The decision to have Valdez start ever is mind boggling

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
To hell with this, I don’t have the patience for a Bad Framber start and ESPN.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bad pitcher pitches bad. News at 11

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Hate to have the bullpen warming up in the first or second, but...

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
BAD FRAMBER IS BAD

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
something tells me a bullpen game your first game out of the all-star break is not ideal

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Just lmao at Devo warming up in the loving 1st. You might as well leave Framber in.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Come save us Thor

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
This is a great showcase of how badly we need another starter.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

But at least we saved money by not paying Keuchel or Morton

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Stop the loving bleeding, AJ

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah just get in your car and drive to RR bud

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
didn't even get 1 IP on the books, pretty bad there my guy

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




In lighter news HOLY poo poo THE ROCKETS GOT RUSS

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Out of all the lovely #5 starters Framber, you were the shittiest.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Kirios posted:

In lighter news HOLY poo poo THE ROCKETS GOT RUSS

Wtf?!?!?

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

Kirios posted:

In lighter news HOLY poo poo THE ROCKETS GOT RUSS

how the gently caress did they get anyone to take CP3, that in itself is a victory

also laughin heartily at CP3 spending the rest of his days in OKC

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

zoux posted:

Yeah just get in your car and drive to RR bud

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Huh, maybe I will watch basketball this season

MrMidnight posted:

Come save us Thor

Or Wheeler or Boyd or MadBum or literally anyone :ohdear:

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
ESPN carrying the water for MLB in regards to the ball being juiced

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
ARod: “I just don’t think we have enough data on the baseballs to say one way or another without a knee jerk reaction”
*broadcast immediately shows graphic about 18 players on track for 40+ HRs*

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Did the espn broadcast seriously just say the players complaining loudest about the ball are among the highest compensated

What the gently caress is that even supposed to suggest

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

haah did they try to mute Springer's expletive?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
God, these ESPN announcers are the worst.

Announcer 1: "I'm tired of these pitchers complaining about all the home runs. Home runs make the games more exciting. If anything there are too many strikeouts, which are boring. I obviously don't speak for everyone but I honestly can't imagine any fan being upset that there are more homers this season. Pitchers just need to get used to it. It's the way the game is now."

Announcer 2: "I don't think these pitchers have considered that maybe batters across the league have just gotten a lot better this season. It's a little conceited to blame your home run numbers on the ball."

Announcer 3: "People making as much money as these pitchers do have zero right to complain about anything. Shut up, get better at your job, quit whining, just play.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

the popes toes posted:

haah did they try to mute Springer's expletive?

If so they did a pretty bad job. George was not happy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MLB state TV

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Did the espn broadcast seriously just say the players complaining loudest about the ball are among the highest compensated

What the gently caress is that even supposed to suggest

They're stupid as hell.

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

Big Mean Jerk posted:

ARod: “I just don’t think we have enough data on the baseballs to say one way or another without a knee jerk reaction”
*broadcast immediately shows graphic about 18 players on track for 40+ HRs*

also 14 teams on track to break their franchise record for HRs :niggly:

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

...! posted:

God, these ESPN announcers are the worst.

Announcer 1: "I'm tired of these pitchers complaining about all the home runs. Home runs make the games more exciting. If anything there are too many strikeouts, which are boring. I obviously don't speak for everyone but I honestly can't imagine any fan being upset that there are more homers this season. Pitchers just need to get used to it. It's the way the game is now."

Announcer 2: "I don't think these pitchers have considered that maybe batters across the league have just gotten a lot better this season. It's a little conceited to blame your home run numbers on the ball."

Announcer 3: "People making as much money as these pitchers do have zero right to complain about anything. Shut up, get better at your job, quit whining, just play.

ESPN is the Fox News of national broadcasts and Matt Vasgersian is their Tucker Carlson. I would gladly take Buck and Smoltz over them any day.

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