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Occasionally I like to kick back and enjoy some pornography, and I've noticed a couple of really weird porn sub-genres. These are probably endless, but the two that really stick out to me are the "stuck girl" and the "giantess". If you're unfamiliar stuck girl porn basically consists of a woman, often a relative of the protagonist, who gets stuck in an unlikely position, perhaps in a washing machine or in a window, and therefore the protagonist of the film, presumably simultaneously the viewer and the male actor, is then able to have sex with her. This is rape. But it's like the laziest, most passive rape possible. If you can't be bothered to even go to a bar and put Rohypnol in some girls drink I guess this is for you? The giantess porn is even more bizarre to me, it's essentially just a fantasy that the woman is very large. That's it. I don't know if it's related to John McAfee and his whale loving fetish. What porn sub-genres are inexplicable or bizarre to you poster? Or, conversely, serve as an apologist for your fetish which I have singled out for derision.
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Jul 14, 2019 11:01
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Mozi posted:women, but with big boobs In my opinion, this post does not clearly follow the instructions in the OP, because essentially all porn is "woman, but with big boobs" except for a sub-genre which is not that. So while I think that discussion of pornography, in general, is a worthwhile discussion, it is not really germane to this thread, which was inspired by my curiosity of specific sub-genres I have noticed.
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Jul 14, 2019 12:06
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Ad by Khad posted:you dont know poo poo about porn Ah, I think we're quibbling over the definition of big versus a word like huge, which is what I would use to describe what I believe you're referencing.
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Jul 14, 2019 12:16
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Mooey Cow posted:Oh yeah that's right! Look up ahegao if you wanna see some hosed up poo poo, OP. It's girls crossing their eyes, sticking their tongues out, and drooling, like they've been lobotomized or something I dunno. It's some kind of anime poo poo so everyone who posts pictures on the internet and likes anime or pretends to for the views does it, and there's just so much of it. One theory I've heard in regards to anime is that it attracts people who aren't good at understanding non-verbal cues, and anime has really blatant markers to show emotional states. This just seems like a facet of that, a way to show that women are enjoying themselves. Though it does have some possible cross-over interaction with how weird the sounds and expressions of women in "vanilla" (as vanilla as it gets) Japenese porn, let alone "non-vanilla". Still, I'm not sure Ahagao is really a sub-genre unless the whole porn scenario revolves around achieving the state of that face.
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Jul 14, 2019 12:59
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Solar Tornado posted:Calling them sub-genres is kinda misleading. They're more like pizza toppings that you can mix-and-match. This is the approach that I am taking to discuss pornography in an academically rigorous way, breaking pornography up into genres, sub-genres, and sub-sub-genres. I believe it to be a valuable insight to use such a taxonomic approach. Certainly, other approaches could be equally (or even more) valid, however, this is the methodology I proscribed for the thread. Intrinsically this assumes that the purpose of the given video or image or story is to be pornography of the assigned genre or sub-genre, in a teleological sense.
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Jul 14, 2019 13:31
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Torquemada posted:That thing where they carry a floppy woman around a room. I'm not familiar with this and when I google it or search on Pornhub I don't get useful results (floppy hats and some pretty gross breasts, respectively). Could you say more about this sub-genre so I can grok it?
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Jul 14, 2019 13:33
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By popular demand posted:If that's too much to ask for is there semantic argument porn? Like the performers never moan or cry out or ask for more because they just keep arguing while boning on some minor quibble? I believe this sub-genre is widely referred to as "Something Awful".
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Jul 14, 2019 14:35
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Obviously, a thread goes wherever it goes, but I have to say that I intended this thread to be a place to post real porn sub-genres. Many posters appear to be posting facetiously invented sub-genres of porn which do not really exist. However, nestled amongst these may well be sub-genres which they wish existed. Oh I just thought of another "real" porn sub-genre which I find to be really bizare, it's the girl who is having sex with what is obviously not a real penis, but rather a dildo, but pretending it's real (often with POV shots of a guy's waist) and then there is a huge obviously fake blast of milky white substance which is supposed to be ejaculate. I mean who are they kidding, nobody cums (to use the appropriate vernacular) a gallon of skim milk.
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Jul 14, 2019 20:29
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Who What Now posted:For real though, I commend the OP on getting goons to out their weird fetishes I am not so duplicitous in my posting as that. I genuinely am curious and amused about the many flavors of things people find erotic. I laugh whenever I see giantess porn mixed in with more bog-standard videos I'm browsing, I extend the benefit of the doubt to my fellow goons and assume, lest they say otherwise, they are also only aware of the porn sub-genres they post, but not active purveyors of said sub-genres.
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Jul 14, 2019 22:51
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Extra Large Marge posted:Wow, someone else saw this movie. I didn't know what the hell to make of it, but it makes more sense now. It must have been made exclusivity for this scene. There was some episode of some lawyer TV show and all I remember from it was one of the characters fetishes was women wearing high heels stepping on bugs.
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Jul 15, 2019 04:13
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Big Beef City posted:This HAD to be an SVU episode because in my mind all I can see now is IceCube staring at a computer screen and becoming incredibly woke in real time and then describing very matter of factly about how 'they have these secret sites for that man, they call em Chans and they got 'em for everything. Bug steppin. Bug sittin. Bug you NAME it' like he's a veteran of a thousand psychic wars. I'm pretty sure it was a lawyer show, not a cop show. If I had to guess it was Boston Legal. Okay no I looked it up it was the precursor show, The Practice.
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Jul 15, 2019 04:46
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Burt Sexual posted:Someone else can mod this thread. Nope. Is this thread generating a lot of reports?
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Jul 15, 2019 09:11
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Barudak posted:INTERN FAXES HER BOSS in BARELY LEGAL working conditions Faxing? Is this like a vintage porn thing? Do they wear 90's outfits and worry about Y2K?
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Jul 15, 2019 10:25
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pseudanonymous posted:Faxing? Is this like a vintage porn thing? Do they wear 90's outfits and worry about Y2K? Ooh maybe she's faxing TPS reports, that'd be hot.
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Jul 15, 2019 10:28
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Jim Long-un posted:thanks to your phone's GPS data, your Amazon order history, a Facebook post you made in 2007, and the cheek swab you sent in as a fun little project with your mom to learn about your family's history, the robots now not only know if you have stairs in your house but can also plot an optimal itinerary to break in and push you down them This is an oddly specific sub-sub-sub-sub-genre.
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Jul 15, 2019 23:36
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Icochet posted:Is it possible to maroon yourself on a crappy little planet and sort of start a sort of society in EVE? Because that's what an icelander will do. No, you can't even really go on planets at all in any meaningful way. You can build space farms on them and play space hay day, but you can't even land.
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Jul 16, 2019 13:49
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