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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pseudanonymous posted:

Still, I'm not sure Ahagao is really a sub-genre unless the whole porn scenario revolves around achieving the state of that face.

It is and does.
I had never heard of this and stumbled across it for the first time maybe a couple weeks ago (I'd love to man up here and say "yea I was totally scoping out some sick new porn" but honestly I do not remember what the hell I was doing that I came across this :( ). The entire thing is just real girls posing specifically with the 'orgasmic anime face' for the sake of posing with the orgasmic anime face in an obviously pornographic way.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Girls Smoking Their First Ham

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hot Girl Measures Things By Volume

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Thirsty girl makes iced tea for step brother to SHARE

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lesbian gets a FOOTLONG ITALIAN on WHITE and eats MOST of it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pawg From Produce posted:

You were very obviously looking up the bathwater girl.

I do not know what this is but I know what tubgirl is and I assume it's equally as terrifying due to involving weird internet stuff and bathtubs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Professional women change into casual loose fitting clothes and mow the lawn after work. SHORT.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LabyaMynora posted:

An attractive twitch streamer who dresses in anime cosplay is selling her bathwater to her fans. So not quite like tubgirl, but still weird internet stuff. Not terrifying, just sad and pathetic for all involved, and for humanity in general.

lol

of course. Why not just SAY its your bathwater
Then again I once asked the same thing about people selling panties online because I am very naive about how hosed up people are apparently and am dumb.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Absolutely JACKED dude tops up on GAS and PAYS at the PUMP. Explicit.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Absolutely spoiled BRAT does some laundry and eats dinner while watching Jeopardy!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lol wristjobs

Like of all the weird fetishes you could develop in your life you get stuck with THAT one.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Mr. Baseball challenge.
Amateur submitted videos of couples having sex and competing for the best 'time to finish' but all parties involved have to wear photos of Bob Uecker over their own face. Real submissions only.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jim Long-un posted:

the kind of porn where a helpless gay guy gets seduced by the pussy and then she's like HAHAHA WHAT'S THE MATTER I THOUGHT YOU LIKED DICK the whole time she's loving him and he's like noooo what have I become :negative:

turn your monitor on

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was gonna make a joke about goons selling bath water but realized we don't have any

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Torquemada posted:

Literally Mike Pence’s fetish

Woah Nelly have I got some bad news for you on that front, buckeroo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You don't even have to BE kinky, just...exposure to the internet sorta destroys any sense of sexual normalcy you might have.
The best is if you get a new partner that hasn't been exposed to any of this stuff and early on they're like "so...I'm kinda..kinky" when you're talking about sex early on in the relationship or whatever and you're thinking "oh christ they want to cosplay as Roger Rabbit and poo poo on a tarp, now what" or something and no they just want to wear sexy lingerie or something else very normal and you're like "ok I probably shouldn't have jumped there" just because you no longer have any depths of depravity left to plumb

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pseudanonymous posted:

There was some episode of some lawyer TV show and all I remember from it was one of the characters fetishes was women wearing high heels stepping on bugs.

This HAD to be an SVU episode because in my mind all I can see now is IceCube staring at a computer screen and becoming incredibly woke in real time and then describing very matter of factly about how 'they have these secret sites for that man, they call em Chans and they got 'em for everything. Bug steppin. Bug sittin. Bug you NAME it' like he's a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I applaud anyone who makes money doing the dew and then bitching about stuff on a webcam while belching.


Like those people should be awarded some kind of Medal of Valor or other recognition of fully realizing the American dream.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

FOURSOME gets HEATED when MAX BLOWS a birdie on 6

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