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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

I hope that this is the beginning of a new Woodstock or Burning Man, but this time with aliens and scorching human-killing heat. Only the strong will survive (to party).

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
There hasn't been any UFO sightings since phone cameras got good, so now we have to go straight to the source

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It痴 fuckin funny actually op

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Good Ol Filbert posted:

I hope that this is the beginning of a new Woodstock or Burning Man, but this time with aliens and scorching human-killing heat. Only the strong will survive (to party).

Bring on the giant bon fire burning all day in the blistering heat right in front of the scenic and iconic military base.

Surely as long as the do not cross lines are respected this can become a fun yearly tradition.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Bape Culture posted:

It痴 fuckin funny actually op

i think its funny and silly too, i think the OP has that brain disease where they don't understand emotions and stuff

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

pixaal posted:

Bring on the giant bon fire burning all day in the blistering heat right in front of the scenic and iconic military base.

Surely as long as the do not cross lines are respected this can become a fun yearly tradition.

Everybody cosplays as an alien or agent. Entrance fee to the AC cooled tents is a telescope or Carl Sagan macaroni art.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I've mulled it over. I don't want to be an old guy who yells at memes and fun so this is where I stand on it
- aliens are awesome
- I've always loved aliens
- area 51 is cool (the real one in Delaware)
- space ships are cool, I hope aliens are real
- this thing is a funny concept and it's funny that it blew up or "gone virus"
- if I have to hear about it til September I'll kill myself
- these people run things into the ground
- if I met an alien I would have a lot of questions, like will they be friends with me
- if people get shot or get lost in the desert and have their brains boil in the sun, good. I'm sick of these kids thinking the meme life is easy
- are we the only species that wears hats? I'd ask aliens that too

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

sweet thursday posted:

I've mulled it over. I don't want to be an old guy who yells at memes and fun so this is where I stand on it
- aliens are awesome
- I've always loved aliens
- area 51 is cool (the real one in Delaware)
- space ships are cool, I hope aliens are real
- this thing is a funny concept and it's funny that it blew up or "gone virus"
- if I have to hear about it til September I'll kill myself
- these people run things into the ground
- if I met an alien I would have a lot of questions, like will they be friends with me
- if people get shot or get lost in the desert and have their brains boil in the sun, good. I'm sick of these kids thinking the meme life is easy
- are we the only species that wears hats? I'd ask aliens that too

Aliens are real but they flew by here and after taking a quick look were like "Nah, gently caress that place.". Anime played a large part in that.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Area 51 is haunted by alien ghosts and now we're gonna pay for our autopsy crimes.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

theyre gonna rescue the ayy lmaos op.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

StandardVC10 posted:

Hopefully if anyone's actually stupid enough to try this they have a way to arrest them before jumping straight to homicide because while I might be a jaded shell of a man I don't think anyone should actually die for internet memes

I Used To Be Like You, But Then I Saw The LIGHT:
:krust:

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

In case anyone doesn't already know, the reason Area 51 is thought to be where aliens and flying saucers are located is due to a man named Bob Lazar.

There's a documentary on Netflix. It's somewhat interesting if you can get past the horrible editing and the Mickey Rourke narration.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


sweet thursday posted:

- are we the only species that wears hats? I'd ask aliens that too

No almost all do, we are the only ones to wear pants though.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Telebite posted:

In case anyone doesn't already know, the reason Area 51 is thought to be where aliens and flying saucers are located is due to a man named Bob Lazar.

There's a documentary on Netflix. It's somewhat interesting if you can get past the horrible editing and the Mickey Rourke narration.

from what i've heard the dude's changed his story more than once, and that was from someone who watched the documentary and was super into it for a week or two

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Telebite posted:

In case anyone doesn't already know, the reason Area 51 is thought to be where aliens and flying saucers are located is due to a man named Bob Lazar.

There's a documentary on Netflix. It's somewhat interesting if you can get past the horrible editing and the Mickey Rourke narration.

Thank you, do you have any UFO found footage stuff? I feel like falling down a rabbit hole

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
there used to be a thing called digital stampede or cyber stampede that a dude was writing about that made references to yelling fire in a crowded theater, basically it was the idea that people have become so dependent on digital information that false alarms have the potential to cause huge damage and confusion. the hawaii false alarm missile warning was an example of it, but i can't find the info anymore.

its that but its growing to a mass scale that, most likely, will come to nothing, but once again prove that you can get a -lot- of people to congregate in an area to...Free Them Aliens. not protest, not enact change, not march for rights, but Free Them Aliens. funny how ICE detentions are starting to ramp up at the same time.

in the Arab Spring it allowed for a military coup, in america it will be for memes and social media clout while proving how incredibly powerless and dumb our citizenry has become.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Bob Lazar is crazy, just crazy. But also the Area 51 lady on Joe Rogan said that aliens were midgets crippled and sewn together to fool the Russians, you gotta believe her.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Preoptopus posted:

Can somebody please explain to me why this is a thing?
Its really loving stupid and i see no humor in it.
Is there something wrong with me?


yeah your the big genius. Because you dont get stuff. Great work.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

テ青「テ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク,
テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セ テ堕づ堕テ青ク テ青ソテ青セテ青サテ青セテ堕テ青コテ青ク

immortalyawn posted:

yeah your the big genius. Because you dont get stuff. Great work.

I mean in the end its a loving testing facility. Why the hell would we keep aliens there? We keep all our bio warfare in maryland for example and that poo poo is way more scary.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

it痴 the first stage in an uprising of the proletariat, op. gen z is the vanguard of the revolution

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

immortalyawn posted:

yeah your the big genius. Because you dont get stuff. Great work.

It's the "I don't even own a tv :smug: " of enjoying stupid things that don't matter

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
It痴 just going to end up being a big party that op will look at pictures of and scowl behind his computer screen at the very thought that someone is having a good time

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Honestly I feel like they've definitely moved their top secret facility to elsewhere. There's probably places far more remote and hidden than area 51.
And in TYOOL19 the US gov probably has google earth and bing maps bought out to not include the facilities on wherever the gently caress it's placed.

Probably Dakota or some poo poo.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Yeah sure, ive crossed a few galaxies just to talk to a species that shoves stuff up their asses so far it has to be surgically removed.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Storming Area 69 would be a godly title for a new Stormy Daniels production.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's a government psyop to distract us from the fact that the majority of politicians and finance and media people are pedophiles who want us all dead or in chains to serve their only true god : Mammon.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
These people have stormed a thousand buffets and movie theaters, they might actually pull this off.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Icochet posted:

These people have stormed a thousand buffets and movie theaters, they might actually pull this off.

*removes hat*

May God help us all.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

get them aliens

hug them aliens

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

ASenileAnimal posted:

theyre gonna rescue the ayy lmaos op.

:hmmyes:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Good Ol Filbert posted:

Thank you, do you have any UFO found footage stuff? I feel like falling down a rabbit hole

I have some info on what a close encounter would be like if you'd like to hear, and that helps you.


When I was a young kid, I came home from school one day to find my dad working on something in the garage. He'd apparently been busy for awhile, because what I came home to was finding that he'd constructed about a 6 foot high or so cardboard cutout of a classic 'domed shaped' UFO, complete with portals, covered entirely in tinfoil, and bordered in white christmas lights, mounted to a construction ladder.

When night came, under cover of darkness, he strapped the whole thing to the roof of his jeep and drove the couple miles over to my Grandparents house and set the whole deal up in the rock garden behind their house, in full view of the giant window they had in their living room. At the pre-arranged time, my mom called their house acting all excited asking her mother (grandma) if she'd seen the news or heard on the police scanner about all the 'reports' coming in about the 'lights' and weird stuff going on. At the exact same time my dad plugged the lights in to the power that was run out to their garden out back, lighting up the UFO.

This was met by screams of 'Stanley! Call the sherriff! Hide <my cousin, who was totally in on this>!'. Instead, my grandpa decided "Not Today, Aliens." and grabbed his shotgun after hiding the family, and busted out the front door like an action hero.

Luckily, he was prevented from killing my father, who, after sure it was safe, approached the old man with "We come in peace". How granpa didn't pick that shotgun back up, I dunno.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Old Man Yells At Clout

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Ah, hell yeah. Area 51, here I come.

http://www.area51slc.com/

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
If I was a hostile foreign power I'd be engineering these events just to gently caress with the US constantly.

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


Shameful, everyone knows you just overwatch and wait for the aliens to come to you.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Wurzag posted:

Shameful, everyone knows you just overwatch and wait for the aliens to come to you.

gotta send a scout out to trigger the pod AI first

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bunch of sheep in this thread, the kind that don't do any research on anything ever and thus wouldn't know that all alien activity the US is involved in has been moved to Dulce Base in New Mexico, along of course with the vast complex beneath Denver International. Both of those bases along with several others are connected by underground mag-rail so poo poo can be moved very quickly as needed without attracting any attention.

Area 51 is a honeypot meant to deflect attention from where the real research is going on, nothing more. Also lol at that guy on page one who thinks the US Army is going to bury landmines on US soil to keep a few drunk UFO watchers from getting close to Area 51.

Wake up, nerds. I know you watch a lot of Law and Order reruns and so you think you know everything, but you don't.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



As a followup, educate yourselves:

This is a list of known or suspected U.S. Underground Bases, the purpose of each (hey, I'm just passing on the reports...), how they're set up and any other info known about them. Although most of these are supposed to be a secret, this list is culled from publicly available records (is that good or bad?) and of course people who worked in them, live by them or those who have retired and offer info. Some wish to remain anonymous. Some have written to me with stories that have been terrifying, just to tell me, not meaning for me to put them up. I have a bad habit of keeping secrets, which is good. The map, which is large, has been made into a pop-up window so you can minimize it as you read the list, and not have to flip between pages. Mouse over the pins for the location.

I found some interesting stats in my digging - the Government (federal and/or federal and state) is the biggest landholder/owner in the states that the underground bases are purported to be in.
Top 10 ranked in order of % of state land owned (acres) by federal - states governments:
% of state acreage federally owned

% owned by federal and state gov. combined
1
Nevada - 89.2%
1
Alaska - 96.8%
2
Utah - 67.9%
2
Nevada - 87.8%
3
Alaska - 67%
3
Utah - 75.2%
4

Idaho - 65.2%

4
Idaho - 70.4%
5
Oregon - 55.5%
5
Oregon - 60.4%
6
California - 49.9%
6
Arizona - 56.8%
7
Wyoming - 49.7%
7
Wyoming - 56%
8
Arizona - 44.3%
8
California - 52.1%
9
Colorado - 38.9$
9
New Mexico - 47.5%
10
New Mexico - 36.2%
10
Colorado - 43.3%
http://www.nwi.org/Maps/LandChart.html

Much of the US is honeycombed with naturally occurring caves and caves systems, sinkholes and abandoned mines, especially in the West - so it's not all that far-fetched when you think about it. Presented for your perusal is the whole mess, for your own conclusions. I thank those who sent info in. All email addresses on file and rabidly protected as I do everyone's privacy. Any others with info, you're cordially invited to dish the goods, too.

U.S. Underground Military Facilities . . . click for map

ALASKA

1. Brooks Range, Alaska

2. Delta Junction, Alaska

2a. Fort Greeley, Alaska (reported by Peachy)
In the same Delta Junction area

ARIZONA

1. Arizona (Mountains) (not on map)
Function: Genetic work.
Multiple levels

2. Fort Huachuca, Arizona (also reported detainment camp)
Function: NSA Facility
Notes: (I lost the name of who sent me this..let me know..)
"Having spent the better part of my life there I can assure you of only one thing, it is THE communications command central for the entire US Army (and rumored to be for the entire US forces) No phone call, two way radio transmission, satellite transmission, fax, etc., within the Army goes undocumented and un "cleared" by this facility. It is VERY high on the "first to be hit in a nuclear war" list, (as supposedly most communications with the Army are actually routed though there) thus all the missile silos that were (not really) deactivated around Tucson, some 75 miles to the NW".

"As for any underground activity, I have no idea, but I do know this, they also do "radar testing" there. They put "planes" on a tower and fire a radar at them to "get a reading"(?) from a HUGE (I'd say 10 story) microwave radar dish. (it was visible from the highway several miles away). The whole facility sat out in the middle of a several hundred (or possibly thousands) acre field, oddly devoid of most all naturally occurring groundcover, bushes and trees for the area except for wild grass, and even that was very seldom green. HMMMM. My Dad used to work the crane lifting these "planes" onto the tower, a duty they only allowed each person to do for a few weeks and then only one or two rotations in a lifetime - can you say radioactive sickness? By the way, he recently went though his THIRD fight with cancer in 8 years). He had to have the highest level clearance ever given to any civilian in his branch of the civil service. He said many times these "planes" were under tarps, (which were never lifted while he was present) and didn't have any shape he recognized as an airplane at all, but when they did put an actual plane up there, they were usually older and even many times, out of service models. Now why would they need radar info on those? Can you say smokescreen?
I was constantly amazed how many times my friends and I would go out 4-wheeling MILES in the opposite direction of the Fort, and would run into locked gates with "No Entrance, Govt Property" signs on them! Needless to say, the Govt owned much of the land around the Sierra Vista/Ft Huachuca area.
Just thought you'd like to know."

2. Luke Air Force Base

3. Munds Park, Arizona highway rest stop (reported by Dumpgoddess. Verified by Sid and also Becky, who says she was almost arrested asking what the hell they were doing there when they were building this thing)

Dumpgoddess told me she used to work at a highway rest area known as Munds Park. One day some military trucks and men pulled in and pretty much said OK, thanks for working here, we're closing the place, Buh-bye!" They spent years expanding the site and then left. The rest stop is still closed to any traffic and the entrance and exit road to it from the highway have been ripped up. Another person I know in that area said there are unmarked military trucks and vehicles parked in the back now and the place "is huge" compared to what it was, and looks quite deserted in spite of the construction.

"I live 20 miles out of Flagstaff AZ. .There is a rest area 1/2 mile away. When the government was building this rest area it took almost 3 1/2yrs to complete, and there were tall fences with dark canvas-like tarps all the way around the area so no one could see what was going on .There were also big army looking trucks pulling in and out all night, every night. Everyone in Munds Park could hear them coming and going. Now the govt. is closing the rest area for good. I'm told the fences will be put back up. I would bet my life on the fact that there is something under this rest area. You see I worked at Christensen (name of rest area) up untill a week ago.

4. Page, Arizona
Tunnels to: Area 51, Nevada Dulce base, New Mexico

5. Sedona, Arizona (also reported detainment camp)
Notes: Located under the Enchantment Resort in Boynton Canyon. There have been many reports by people in recent years of "increased military presence and activity" in the area. A local resident, Deana, told me her and her husband are thinking of moving because it's gotten so intrusive. Sedona is felt to be a very spiritual area and was (is) a cultural and holy area for Native Americans and is stunningly gorgeous.

6. Wikieup, Arizona
Tunnels to: Area 51

7. Yucca (Mtns.), Arizona

CALIFORNIA
1: 29 Palms, California
Tunnels to: Chocolate Mts., Fort Irwin, California (possibly one more site due west a few miles)
Notes: Some Alien autopsies said to have been performed at 29 Palms.

2: Benicia, California

3. Catalina Island, California
Tunnels to: I was told by someone who worked at the Port Hueneme Naval Weapons Division Base in Oxnard that they have heard and it is 'common rumor' that there is a tunnel from the base to this Island, and also to Edwards Air Force Base, possibly utilizing old mines. .

4. China Lake Naval Weapons Testing Center

5. Chocolate Mountains, California
Tunnels to: Fort Irwin, California

6. Death Valley,California
Function: The entrance to the Death Valley Tunnel is in the Panamint Mountains down on the lower edge of the range near Wingate Pass, in the bottom of an abandoned mine shaft. The bottom of the shaft opens into an extensive tunnel system

7. Deep Springs, California
Function: Supposed home to alien species working with government
Tunnels to: Death Valley, Mercury, NV, Salt Lake City

8. Edwards AFB, California
Function: Aircraft Development - antigravity research and vehicle development
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Catalina Island Fort Irwin, California Vandenburg AFB, California
Notes: Delta Hanger - North Base, Edwards AFB, Ca. Haystack Buttte - Edwards, AFB, Ca.

9. Fort Irwin, California (also reported detainment camp)
Tunnels to: 29 Palms, California Area 51, Nevada Edwards AFB. California Mt. Shasta, California

10. Helendale, California
Function: Special Aircraft Facility
Helendale has an extensive railway/shipping system through it from the Union Pacific days which runs in
from Salt Lake City, Denver, Omaha, Los Angeles and Chicago

11. Lancaster, California
Function: New Aircraft design, anti-gravity engineering, Stealth craft and testing
Levels: 42
Tunnels To: Edwards A.F.B., Palmdale

12. Lawrence-Livermore International Labs, California
The lab has a Human Genome Mapping project on chromosome #19
and a newly built $1.2 billion laser facility

13. Moreno Valley, California
Function unknown

14. Mt. Lassen, California
Tunnels to: Probably connects to the Mt. Shasta main tunnel.
Notes: Two alien races living inside mountain.

15. Mt. Shasta (click for photo of rays coming out of cave).
Function: Genetic experiments, magnetic advance, space and beam weaponry.
Levels: 5
Tunnels to: Ft. Irwin, California North (maybe to Klamath Falls or Crater Lake, or both.

16. Napa, California
Functions: Direct Satellite Communications, Laser Communications. Continuation of Government site.
Levels: Multi-level
Tunnels to: Unknown
Notes: Located on Oakville Grade, Napa County, Ca. 87 Acres

17. Needles, California
Function unknown

18. Palmdale, California
Function: New Aircraft Design, anit-gravity research

19. Tehachapi Facility (Northrop, California - Tejon Ranch
Function: Levels: 42
Tunnels to: Edwards, Llona and other local areas
Notes: 25 miles NW of Lancaster California, in the Tehachapi mountains.

20. Ukiah, California
Function unknown

COLORADO

1. Near Boulder, Co. in the mountains
Function unknown

2. Cheyenne Mountain -Norad -Colorado Springs, Colorado
Function: Early Warning systems - missile defense systems - Space tracking
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Colorado Springs,
Function: Early warning systems, military strategy, satellite operations
Levels: Multiple
NORAD is a massive self-sustaining 'city' built inside the mountain
Tunnels to: Creede, Denver, Dulce Base, Kinsley

3. Creede, Colorado
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Colorado Springs, Colorado - Delta, Colorado - Dulce Base, New Mexico

4. Delta, Colorado
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Creede Salt Lake, Utah

5. Denver International Airport (also a detainment camp)
Function: Military research, construction, detainment camp facilities
Levels: 7 reported
Tunnels to: Denver proper, Colorado and Rocky Mountain "safehousing", Colorado Springs, Colorado (Cheyenne Mtn.), Riverton, Wyoming Notes: Constructed in 1995, the government and politicians were hell bent on building this airport in spite of it ending up vastly overbudget. Charges of corruption, constant construction company changes, and mass firings of teams once they had built a section of their work was reported so that no "one" group had any idea what the blueprint of the airport was. Not only did locals not want this airport built nor was it needed, but everything was done to make sure it was, period. Masonic symbols and bizarre artwork of dead babies, burning cities and women in coffins comprise an extensive mural as well as a time capsule - none of which is featured in the airport's web site section detailing the unique artwork throughout the building. DIA is reported to serve as a cover for the vast underground facilities that were built there. There are reports of electronic/magnetic vibrations which make some people sick and cause headaches in others. There are acres of fenced-in areas which have barbed wire pointing into the area as if to keep things in, and small concrete stacks that resemble mini-cooling towers rise out of the acres of nowhere to apparently vent underground levels.

See site article and photos at Denver Airport

6. Falcon Air Force Base, Falcon, Colorado
Function: SDI, Satellite Control
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Colorado Springs, possibly more.

7. Fort Collins, Colorado
Function: Suspect high precision equipment manufacturing for space.

8. Grand Mesa, Colorado
Function unknown

9. Gore Range Near Lake, west of Denver, Co.
Function: Library and Central Data Bank

10. San Juan Valley, Colorado
Hidden beneath and in an operating Buffalo Ranch
Function unknown

11. Telluride, Colorado
Function unknown

12. University of Denver, Co (Boulder area)
Function: Genetics, geology/mining as related to tunneling and underground construction.

13. Warden Valley West of Fort Collins, CO
Function Unknown
Tunnels to: Montana

GEORGIA
Dobbins Air Force Base, Marrietta GA
Function: test site for plasma and antigravity air craft, experimental crafts and weapons

INDIANA
Kokomo, Indiana
Function Unknown
Notes: for years people in that area have reported a "hum" that has been so constant that some have been forced to move and it has made many others sick. It seems to come from underground, and "research" has turned up nothing although it was suggested by someone that massive underground tunneling and excavating is going on, using naturally occurring caverns, to make an underground containment or storage facility.

KANSAS
1. Hutchinson, Kansas
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Kinsley, Nebraska

2. Kansas City, Kansas
Function unknown
Notes: Entrance near Worlds of Fun

3. Kinsley, Kansas
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Colorado Springs, Colorado; Hutchinson, Kansas; Tulsa Kokoweef Peak, SW California
Notes: Gold stored in huge cavern, blasted shut. Known as the "midway city" because it's located halfway between New York and San Francisco

MARYLAND
Edgewood Arsenal, Maryland (from Don)
Martins AFB, Aberdeen Proving Ground, Maryland

Don wrote: I was just looking at your satellite photo of the chem trails over the East Coast (Maryland in particular), and I noticed a strange coincidence. I'm from Maryland and I noticed that the two streaks over the state seem to run next to major military installations. The more eastern of the two runs over Aberdeen Proving Ground, Edgewood Arsenal, and Martins AFB. The more western of the two runs near Ft. Meade. Aberdeen Proving Ground and Edgewood Arsenal seem to have a lot of strange or peculiar things about them as well. I live near both and often can hear the weapons testing. I know for a fact that there are large storages of chemical weapons at Edgewood. In high school, we had to do pressurization drills once a month where the entire school would pile into the gym and we would seal the gym and pressurize it to keep the gas out. There are sirens all over the community they test once a week (every Wed. at 4) that are to alert of potential chemical weapons leaks. There is constant military air traffic all over the area, and chemtrails are a regular occurrence (until I was about 18, I thought it was normal for contrails to stay for at least 6 hours!). These two bases are always heavily guarded and secured, even before 9/11. One of my friend's dad is an army chemist out there, and he is not allowed to even discuss what he does. The only way I knew that he was a chemist was because he is a doctor and the insignia on his uniform is from the chemical corps. He is very secretive and often disappears late at night to go to work, apparently at a moment's notice (he has two pagers, a govt. one and his regular one). Aberdeen Proving Grounds is the United States' largest military testing facility, and Edgewood Arsenal is it's largest store of arms. I could fill a book with the peculiarities of these two installations.

MONTANA
Bozeman, Mont.
Function: Genetics

NEVADA
Area 51 - Groom Lake - Dreamland - Nellis Air Force Base
Area 51 was said to exist only in our imaginations until Russian satellite photos were leaked to US sources and it's amazing how you can get photos all over now of it, and even posters. It's also amazing how much they've been busy little bees building this base up.

Function: Stealth and cloaking Aircraft research & development
"'Dreamland (Data Repository Establishment and Maintenance Land)
Elmint (Electromagnetic Intelligence), Biological weapons research and genetic manipulation/warfare storage, Cold Empire, EVA, Program HIS (Hybrid Intelligence System),BW/CW; IRIS (Infrared Intruder Systems), BI-PASS, REP-TILES,
back engineering of captured space craft propulsion systems, holding area of all alien materials and bodies/prisoners,
Security: Above ground cameras, underground pressure sensors, ground and air patrol
Notes: Operating rooms on several floors, - Complete hospital, fully staffed and has everything imaginable. - The person who gave this info worked as a locksmith in Area 51 for 12 years. He did not see any creatures while on any of the levels, but admits that there were many closed areas that he was not allowed into and he talked to others who said they had seen either actual captured UFOs or own own UFOs and that some thought they had been given freely in an exchange program as it wasn't possible so many UFOs could n't have crashed and been recovered in such pristine condition.
Tunnels to: Ft. Irwin, California - Page, Arizona - Tonopah, Nevada - Wiciup, Arizona
S-4 Area in Area 51 Function unknown
Addendum: I have been told by many people (all military) that Area 51 isn't really where much is going on - or at least the whole "aliens/crashed saucers are there" mystique is a bit hyped because the area is able to be so secured. That illusion is "allowed" and encouraged to focus the energy of the "Conspiracy" people on it and divert snooping into the real hub of action elsewhere (most say Dulce).

The Air Force recently managed to withdraw 3,972 acres of public land from the surrounding desert and absorbed it into the Groom Lake area, making it prohibited to civilians and under military protection. This was in answer to the (government's) endless battle to keep people from sitting on a ridge that was 10 miles away with telescopic lenses "spying" on the goings-on of the Area and trying to see what all the massive paranoia was about. Double Dog dares, you know....
Also, a bit bizarrely for a place where "nothing is going on", after the New York 9-11 attack, President Bush the Second issued a statement that would exempt this installation "from any Federal, State, Interstate, Local or hazardous waste laws that might require the disclosure of calcified information concerning that operating location to unauthorized persons...information concerning activities at the operating location near Groom Lake have been properly determined to be classified and disclosure would be harmful to national security. Continued protection of this information is in the paramount interest of the United States".

2. Blue Diamond, Nevada
Function unknown

3. Fallon Air Force Base area (the flats, near Reno)
"American City"
restricted military sites southwest of Fallon
Function: Suspected Underground UFO Base
Levels: At least seven underground levels

4. Henderson, Nevada - Naval Base
This one's interesting. I was in Henderson on May 3-4, 1988 on one of my Death Valley/Ghost Town/Photography/Screw the World jaunts. (I love Death Valley). I remembered it vividly because I just got tired of driving and happened to turn off for the night and there I was in Henderson. It was a sleepy, dusty town. I ended up in this strange hotel that seemed like part of an old 1940s horror movie, run by the nicest people you'd want to meet. I love stuff like that. They were so surprized to see a visitor they gave me the room for a few bucks. The next morning (May 4) I left and was about two hours from town, trying to get anything on the radio but static, when I heard a news report that there had been a terrible accident in Henderson and the "marshmallow factory" had blown up, killing several people and causing a massive fire. I couldn't believe it...I was just there! I just missed it. If I had been my usual Never In A Hurry self, I'd still be there. I saw the smoke not too long after, still driving; Henderson burning hours away.
Then I heard that what had in fact blown up was a government chemical/bomb plant. I was stunned. This sleepy little dusty town had a bomb plant? Huh? I couldn't find a thing online about the original lie that it was a marshmallow plant. I KNOW they said that - in fact I had called home a few hours after this happened to let them know I was OK because I had called the night before and they knew I's stayed there. I asked them, now - if they remembered me calling and this story? and they did. It made no sense at all to me. What also doesn't make sense is how 4,500 tons of ammonium perchlorate can be in the middle of a town and now it's surrounded by homes. In May, 1991 a huge release of chlorine occurred in Henderson - are we that expendable?

Brian sent me this:
".... Do you know anything about a NAVAL base out in the middle of the Nevada desert? I want to say Hawthorn, or Henderson, or something like that? About half way between LV and Reno. I was up that way a couple years ago helping out with tech inspection for <a popular auto race out there> while making the drive from Vegas to Reno, out in the middle of nowhere, is this drat NAVAL base! Wow, that's strange I think, so I go though the little town of the same name, and then I see a HUGE lake, also "in the middle of nowhere" and not really looking developed for "public use". What really weird is that the entire lake looks as if it could be only a few feet deep, VERY slightly angled shores (no steep inclines, like a boat ramp, except from the cliffs of the mountain it sits against) and actually could almost pass for simply a rain or run off"pond" if its acreage wasn't so big. Yet, out in the middle of this "shallow" lake (starting at the shore of the shallowest looking end), is an almost perfectly straight, dead centered, dead calm "strip" of water (you now the "still waters run deep" expression, its true). Coincidentally enough, this entire end of the lake (about 80% of the lake in fact) is posted,,,yep, you guessed it,, "OFF LIMITS" with the familiar red and white govt issue signs.
Well, the guy that was riding with me to Reno grew up in the Vegas area, and says the rumor is that the Naval base designs/builds super secret submarines, and the "trench" at the end of the lake is in fact the opening of a long underground water tunnel leading back to the base, so they can test the subs in the lake, and "supposedly" this is the deepest lake in the US, or maybe the world".

4. Mercury, Nevada
Function unknown

5. Tonopah, Nevada
Function unknown

69: San Gabriel (mountains) On Western side of Mojave Desert
Function unknown
Notes: Heavy vibrations coming from under the forest floor which sounds like geared machinery. These vibrations and sounds are the same as heard in Kokomo, Indiana and are suspected underground building/tunneling operations.

NEW MEXICO

1. Albuquerque, New Mexico (AFB)
Function unknown
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Carlsbad, New Mexico Los Alamos, New Mexico Possible connections to Datil, and other points.

2. Carlsbad, New Mexico
Functions: Underground Nuclear Testing
Tunnels to: Fort Stockton, Texas. Roswell

3. Cordova, New Mexico
Function unknown

4. Datil, New Mexico
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Dulce Base

5: Dulce Base, New Mexico
While some are spending their time scrutinizing Area 51 and thinking that's so important, Dulce is said to be the crown jewel that we're all being distracted from; The Big Tamale

Function: Alien interface, Research of mind related functions, genetic experiments, mind control training and reprograming
Levels: 7 Known -
Level 1 - garage for street maintenance
Level 2 - garage for trains, shuttles, tunnel-boring machines and disc maintenance
Level 3 - everyone is weighed, in the nude, then given a jump suit uniform. The weight of the person is put on a computer I.D. card each day. Change in over three pounds requires a physical exam and X-ray.
Level 4 - Human research in 'paranormal' areas - mental telepathy, mind control, hypnosis, remote viewing, astral traveling - etc. The technology is apparently here to allow them to know how to manipulate the 'Bioplasmic Body' Development of a laser weapon that can remotely cause burns and discomfort on it's target. They can lower your heartbeat with Deep Sleep 'Delta Waves,' induce a static shock, then reprogram, Via a Brain- Computer link.
Level 5 - Alien housing . "...The room is circular for the (electro- magnetic) generator is nearly 200 feet diameter and covers the fifth and sixth levels (extreme west south wing). There (are) five entrances (plus an escape trap door on the sixth floor) on each floor. Each portal has double door. The security is severe. Armed guards patrol constantly, and in addition to weight sensitive areas there (are) hand print and eye print stations. Here, is the device that powers the transfer of atoms.
Level 6 - Level 6 is privately called 'Nightmare Hall'. It holds the genetic labs. Experiments done on fish, seals, birds, and mice that are vastly altered from their original, forms. There are multi- armed and multi-legged humans and several cages (and vats) of humanoid bat-like creatures up to 7- feet tall. Aliens have taught the humans a lot about genetics, things both useful and dangerous. Level 7 - Humans in cages here, usually drugged or dazed, sometimes crying out for help.
Level 7 is the worst. "Row after row of 1,000's of humans & human-mixture remains in cold storage. Here too are embryos of humanoids in various stages of development. Also, many human children's' remains in storage vats. Who are (were) these people?"
Below Level 7 - Unknown other levels unexplored by humans. Aliens here. Exits into a vast underground cavern series, unexplored by humans, but suspected to be a huge alien culture area.

Tunnels to: Colorado Springs, Colorado Creed, Colorado Datil, N.M. Los Alamos. Page, Arizona Sandia Base Taos, NM
Notes: The Dulce installation (upper levels) was originally constructed by the RAND corp. There are reported to be over 3000 cameras at various high-security locations. Deep sections of the Complex may connect into a natural and extensive underground cave system, which is common in most of these locations

6. Los Alamos, New Mexico
Functions: Psychotronic Research, Psychotronic Weapons
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: ALB AFB, New Mexico Dulce, New Mexico Connections to Datil,Taos

7. Sandia Base, New Mexico
Functions: Research in Electrical/magnetic Phenomena
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Dulce Base
Notes: Related Projects are studied at Sandia Base by 'The Jason Group' (of 55 Scientists). They have secretly harnessed the 'Dark Side of Technology' and hidden the beneficial technology from the public.

8. Sunspot, NM
Function unknown

9. Taos, New Mexico
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Dulce, New Mexico; Cog, Colorado
Notes: Several other sidelines to area where Uranium is mined or processed.

10. White Sands, NM
Function: Missile testing/design
Levels: Seven known

NEW YORK
New York, New York
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Capitol Building, D.C.

OHIO
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base - Dayton, Ohio
Function: Air Force Repository. Rumored to house alien remains and also "alien" craft, stealth
technology and prototype craft

OREGON

1. Cave Junction, Oregon
Function: Suspected Underground UFO Base
Levels: At least one
Notes: Suspected location is in or near Hope Mountain. Near Applegate Lake, Oregon, just over into California. Multiple shafts, access areas to over 1500 feet depth. Built using abandoned mine with over 36 known miles of tunnels, shafts.

2. Crater Lake, Oregon
Tunnels: possible to Cave Junction

3. Klamath Falls, Oregon

4. Wimer, Oregon (Ashland Mt. area)
Function: Underground Chemical Storage
Levels: At least one

PENNSYLVANIA
Raven Rock, Pa (near Ligonier)
Function: working back up underground Pentagon - sister site of Mt. Weather
Notes: 650' below summit, 4 entrances.

TEXAS
1. Calvert, Texas
Function unknown

2. Fort Hood, Texas (also reported detainment camp)
Levels: Multiple

3. Fort Stockton, Texas
Function: Unknown
Tunnels to: Carlsbad, New Mexico

UTAH
1. Dugway, Utah
Function: Chemical Storage, Radiation storage.

2. Salt Lake City Mormon Caverns
Function: Religions archives storage.
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Delta, Colorado & Riverton, Wyoming

VIRGINIA
Mount Poney - Near Culpepper, Virginia
Function unknown

WASHINGTON
1. Mt. Rainier, Washington
Function unknown.
Levels: Multiple
Tunnels to: Unknown
Notes: A very active UFO base exists beneath Mt. Rainier. There are also said to be underground "vaults" containing
records of the ancient Lemurians.

2. Mt. St. Helens, Washington
Function: thought to be electromagnetic/ultra- and subsound research

3. Yakima Indian Reservation
Function unknown
Notes: Southeast of Tacoma Washington, on the Reservation, in an area 40 by 70 miles. Unusual sounds from underground (Toppenish Ridge). Low flying Silver Cigar shaped craft seen to disappear into the Middle fork area of Toppenish creek

Washington DC
Function: Part of massive underground relocation system to house
select government and military personnel in event of cataclysmic event
Tunnels to: New York City; Mt. Weather

WEST VIRGINIA
Greenbrier Facility, West Virginia - White Sulfer Springs, W. Va
under the Greenbriar Resort,
They don't even hide this one, and it's even a daily tourist "fun joke". The Underground vault was built to meet the needs of a Congress-in-hiding - in fact the hotel is a replica of the White House. The underground area has a chamber for the Senate, a chamber for the House and a massive hall for joint sessions. Although the hotel says it gives tours of the 112,000 square area daily, the installation still stands at the ready, its operators still working under cover at the hotel. The secrecy that has surrounded the site has shielded it both from public scrutiny and official reassessment.
From an article by Ted Gup: "House Speaker Thomas Foley, one of the very few in Congress who has been briefed on the Greenbrier facility, declined to comment for this article. But former speaker Thomas P. "Tip" O'Neill says the evacuation plan always seemed "far-fetched" to him. "I never mentioned it to anybody," O'Neill recalls. "But every time I went down to the Greenbrier -- and I went there half a dozen times -- I always used to look at the hill and say, 'Well, that's where we're supposed to live in the event something happens, and that's where we're going to do business, maybe under the tennis courts."

WYOMING
Riverton, Wyoming
Function unknown
Tunnels to: Salt Lake, Utah Denver, Colorado

An interesting story:
Sudden Valley, WA - from Sid
"Sudden VAlley is a private community with it's own security, golf course, spa, rec. facilities, etc.
We moved there in 1992. <Wife> got a job as office manager at the resort headquarters. I got close to all the security force personnel...just cause that's what I do ;-) I had noticed that an airport was shown on the resort map right next to the road leading to Bellingham. I went past this area almost daily. All I saw was a dirt strip that looked like it had never been used.
I was curious!

A fellow employee and woman who became a good friend of my wife told us that the CIA had come to her when she was employed at the phone company and requested all the phone records of: Santo Trafficante, Jr.. WHAT? says I. Seems he was living openly in Sudden Valley under his own name and his children going to school in Bellingham. This was at the time the CIA and FBI were seeking him desperately for questioning concerning JFKs murder. No surprise that those diligent agencies were unable to locate the fugitive.I later found out from a friend who moved to Sudden Valley at it's inception that there were high ranking military folks, including a 4-star Ret. General and many Mafia types living there incognito".

"I never could get any answers out of the old timers about this airport. Most told me they were unaware of it's existance.
Well, what finally happened is that we decided to move in 1996 and we wanted to sell our classic Mercedes-Benz 280 SL before we left. Our neighbor across the street handled the sale of our home and told me that the owner of this airport that no one heard of collected classic Mercedes. He suggested that I go see him. How?, says I. Oh, theres a dirt road off the main highway that takes you to it. It's not marked.
Well, off I went. Sure enough, I found it and followed it about 1/2 mile into the forest. There before me was a fully equipped land and sea plane facility. There were approx. 20 aircraft parked there.I proceeded to the private home that was at the end of the road. Went up to the door and rang...then knocked...then tooted my horn. NADA! Someone was in one of the hangers pounding on a plane. I went there and shouted.No response, but the pounding stopped. I waited for maybe 10 minutes, then left. Next time I went by the dirt road, it was chained off with a big sign saying NO Trespassing. I was told that shortly after we moved, this whole airport and dock port was sold to a private citizen. Keep in mind the caliber of *some of the folks* that reside in SV and it's proximity to Canada. Perhaps 20 mins away by air."

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Who DOESN'T want to gently caress an alien? Op are you dumb or something?

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