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justin bieber is p cool now i feel like. i don’t seek out his music but he seems more tolerable as a human being. news is that he’s a fan of the band tool, and this is a big deal because maynard is butthurt about it. so butthurt that he tweeted #bummer bieber’s wife called out maynard on it which must be huge for the people involved: https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.avclub.com/justin-biebers-wife-hailey-calls-tools-maynard-james-1836421337/amp thing is, do people even listen to tool anymore and why am i hearing about this
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maynard: everything.. looks so different now
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Jul 17, 2019 06:41
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Maynard James Keenan is, and has always been, a pretentious, self-important whiner.
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Jul 17, 2019 06:49
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The fact that Maynard is on twitter is pathetic, more-so that he feels the need to take Justin Bieber down a peg. Looking forward to listening to the new Tool album once though!
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Jul 17, 2019 06:49
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Everyone on twitter is stuck in their own rear end
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Jul 17, 2019 06:52
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Weird, a middle aged Gen X musician turns out to be a cranky rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 17, 2019 06:57
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Icochet posted:Everyone on twitter is stuck in their own rear end
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Jul 17, 2019 06:57
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Maynard is almost 60 years old and looks goofy and awkward when he dresses like a 15 year old punk rock middle schooler
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Jul 17, 2019 06:57
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I've heard rumors he's a sex pest from folks who work on putting up and tearing down sets.
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Jul 17, 2019 07:03
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maynard james keenan visibly upset by imagining justin bieber spazzing out and repeating 'i know the pieces fit'
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Jul 17, 2019 07:03
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It's almost like he chose the name "Tool" with self-awareness.
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Jul 17, 2019 07:03
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lol maynard cries when he gets a boner.
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Jul 17, 2019 07:04
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look bro maynard james keenan, from tool, is a big loving deal. he's always had that 'gently caress you' attitude and honestly if you'd just sit down and listen to their song titled 'hooker with a penis' maybe you'd understand what tool is all about
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Jul 17, 2019 07:07
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Maynard's sour soul patch kids
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Jul 17, 2019 07:09
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I bet this Tool guy doesn't even have slaves to carry him around.
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Jul 17, 2019 07:12
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How Tool claims to sound: How Tool actually sounds: 
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Jul 17, 2019 07:25
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Hes seems stuck in the worst part of the 90's. Hes got a dumb fake attitude and hes dressing like an idiot for some reason. Like WTF was that Perfect Circle nonsense? Fancy dress like Coalchamber or Manson in the 90's but somehow worse. Theres also a lack of genuineness to it all, and its 2019 and that just looks sad and hes an old dude who should know better. I guess some people like it, and good for them, and Maynard can do whatever he wants. But I've never been a fan.
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Jul 17, 2019 08:08
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Ragging on Bieber hasn't been cool in like at least 5 years and I feel we all have a responsibility, as a society, to get some new drat jokes
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Jul 17, 2019 08:14
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value-brand cereal posted:I've heard rumors he's a sex pest from folks who work on putting up and tearing down sets. he's likes to put his fist up butts
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Jul 17, 2019 08:54
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who cares about some band that can’t even make it onto Spotify, jfc
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Jul 17, 2019 10:08
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Tool and Maynard are actually cool, goons just hate everything
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Jul 17, 2019 11:03
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Bieber looks like the type of dude who comes from a wealthy household but still scavenges cigarettes from the local park. Also, Tool is cool imo.
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Jul 17, 2019 11:11
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that clanky rear end sounding bass tone on their first 2 albums is fuckin awesome
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Jul 17, 2019 11:19
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I stopped being snarky about pop music when i was like, 25. Its embarrassing to do it at age 55, and also Bieber is a talented vocalist.
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Jul 17, 2019 11:25
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Maynards entire career is basically 'NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP MOM' , followed up by 60 minutes of whale sounds
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Jul 17, 2019 12:13
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I saw tool in concert and he has the worst stage presence ive ever seen at a show. Hide in the corner with your back to the crowd the whole time? Deep man
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Jul 17, 2019 12:38
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Tool is great; Maynard is a prat.
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Jul 17, 2019 13:21
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Wow this must be it for a tool
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Jul 17, 2019 13:26
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Yeah dude is a sex pest as well I heard. But yeah lol if you’re of legal age and still listen to Tool.
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Jul 17, 2019 13:39
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Beiber is cool now?
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Jul 17, 2019 13:41
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I remember seeing a ministry set at a festival a few years ago and they still had footage of George W Bush and fox news as their examples of bad america, they old as gently caress.
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:I remember seeing a ministry set at a festival a few years ago and they still had footage of George W Bush and fox news as there their examples of bad america, they old as gently caress. Well you know you can just go ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
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Jul 17, 2019 13:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:Beiber is cool now? i don't have to accept this
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Jul 17, 2019 13:53
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teen witch posted:Yeah dude is a sex pest as well I heard. Yeah I read an article by a woman that he took backstage when she was very young and it was extremely icky. gently caress that guy.
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Jul 17, 2019 14:52
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I legit thought we were talking about one of those weird "mayo" "ketchup" mixed up things like Mayochup
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Jul 17, 2019 14:59
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Jesus wasn’t fuckin whistlin.. 
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While I'm sure being famous can get tiring (let alone with a fan group as "deep" as Tool's) this dude is just a loving dick. quote:The progressive metal band Tool has voiced criticism of Scientology. After releasing their first full-length album Undertow in 1993, the band began touring to promote their new work. In May 1993, Tool was scheduled to play the Garden Pavilion in Hollywood but learned at the last minute that the Garden Pavilion belonged to the Church of Scientology, which the band felt clashed with "the band's ethics about how a person should not follow a belief system that constricts their development as a human being".[25] The band's vocalist Maynard James Keenan recalled that he "spent most of the show baa-ing like a sheep at the audience".[26] Scott Schalin reported in Bay Area Music: "Between songs, Keenan, staring first at the lush grounds paid for by devoted L. Ron followers and then into the eyes of his own audience, bayed into the mic like a sheep looking for his shepherd's gate. "Baaaaa! Baaaaa!" the singer bleated."[27] The lyrics to the Tool song "Ænema" contain the phrase: "gently caress L. Ron Hubbard, gently caress all his clones."[28] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKrUaY6hgpM Long screed on "entitled" fans Tim and Eric did a pretty good interview in which they make fun of him and his wine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDWYHGCRYY Dude is a real Tool IMO but he do have the voice of an angel 
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Jul 17, 2019 15:33
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immortalyawn posted:Like WTF was that Perfect Circle nonsense? Fancy dress like Coalchamber or Manson in the 90's but somehow worse. lol just look at this post
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Perfect Circle had some good songs 
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Huh I guess let's have a war was a cover. I take back my previous statement.
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