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All you need to know about Maynard is he's enough of a spiritual-boomer-rock-star to sell his fans his own branded wine, and enough of an epic edgelord to brag about using bacon in it so it's non-vegan [not to mention non-Kosher etc.]
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I legit thought we were talking about one of those weird "mayo" "ketchup" mixed up things like Mayochup what you call 'mayochup' is just burger sauce, which is a lot cooler than maynard from tool
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lol at the hardcore rocker who bottles his own wine like a bored rich suburban housewife and also gets in fights on Twatter. I'll bet he has some great tips on how to keep dock shoes from chafing your ankles, or where to get a good price on an oil change for a Lexus SUV. What a loving loser.
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Do you think Anne Frank would have been a fan of Tool if she lived today?
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Macnult posted:what you call 'mayochup' is just burger sauce, which is a lot cooler than maynard from tool "Can I have some extra burger sauce?" "Sorry, all we got right now is Maynard sauce" 
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AchtungBaby posted:Do you think Anne Frank would have been a fan of Tool if she lived today? Anne Frank would be married to Jeff Magnum and they'd live in the woods together, off grid. So no.
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Shamino posted:Anne Frank would be married to Jeff Magnum and they'd live in the woods together, off grid. So no. His name is actually Jeff Mangum 
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Jul 17, 2019 16:42
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:"Can I have some extra burger sauce?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgQpe4ulwM
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Jul 17, 2019 17:15
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Some serious misogyny in this thread. gently caress I'd love to bottle wine and not change my feet
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Jul 17, 2019 17:20
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"Tool"? More like "(you are a) Fool"
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It's more that Maynard kinda hates TOOL and Bieber tweeting out their lyrics means that like it or not an entire generation of beliebers googled those lyrics and if even .001 of them become fans that's like 100,000 more people clamoring for him to keep doing this poo poo.
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Jul 17, 2019 22:59
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aaaah nothing like a crisp Tool thread to make me feel like it's 2004 again. wmd's baby!!!!
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The Tool guy He's a tool! Lmao
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Picnic Princess posted:The Tool guy I bet he indroduces himself to people as “the tool dude” 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I bet he indroduces himself to people as “the tool dude” maynard 'the tool guy' keenan
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Jul 17, 2019 23:50
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Love Tools music Maynard has always been a dick Justin seems like a good guy.
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No way, he's too pretentious. If they don't recognize his name they aren't worth his time.
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TOOT BOOT posted:maynard 'the tool guy' keenan ivory weyland industries VI 
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danny carey is tall and summons ghosts
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Maynard's true edgelord band is his side project Puscifer. And hooo boy they are loving garbage.
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lunch on a train posted:Love Tools music Same, except point #3 As God as my witness, I will never respect a fan of the lebron era miami heat
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the wine thing seems like a dude doing exactly what he wants because he can from where i sit. he is a guy who got a whole bunch of people to self-label TOOL on their chests. to own them. pretty good joke. i did think The Spirograph Anatomy Artist shirts were cool in high school and i owned a couple.
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Brolander posted:the wine thing seems like a dude doing exactly what he wants because he can from where i sit. he is a guy who got a whole bunch of people to self-label TOOL on their chests. to own them. pretty good joke. i did think The Spirograph Anatomy Artist shirts were cool in high school and i owned a couple. Have you ever considered that he's actually an obnoxious rich dickhead and that "galaxy brain" spirograph anatomy shirts are worn by idiots who think that a holograph of a guy sucking his own dick is the height of subversiveness?
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oh remember when someone tried to cancel him and it came out that he had special backstage sex passes. like gene simmons (one even had girls in kiss makeup i think??) i think it turned out the main accuser person's email was tied to a couple other accusation threads and so was probably bullshit and forgotten Julius CSAR posted:Have you ever considered that he's actually an obnoxious rich dickhead and that "galaxy brain" spirograph anatomy shirts are worn by idiots who think that a holograph of a guy sucking his own dick is the height of subversiveness? im not really quite sure how my post elicited this or what opinion you think i have that you are challenging, but go off
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Julius CSAR posted:Maynard's true edgelord band is his side project Puscifer. And hooo boy they are loving garbage.
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Brolander posted:oh remember when someone tried to cancel him and it came out that he had special backstage sex passes. like gene simmons (one even had girls in kiss makeup i think??) i think it turned out the main accuser person's email was tied to a couple other accusation threads and so was probably bullshit and forgotten Ok, have you ever considered that the thread where everyone is mocking Maynard is probably not the place to tell people that, "No, Maynard is cool actually. Also the women who accused of assault are probably full of poo poo." Maybe you should find a different thread to post in.
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Is the wine any good?
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I told him not to take off his temporal tether while hunting T Rex but he must not have listened.
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U Smile slowed down 800% is awesome and inspired one of the best pieces on the Dredd soundtrack. Also, Bieber's pro-single payer. Bieber OK
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ASenileAnimal posted:that clanky rear end sounding bass tone on their first 2 albums is fuckin awesome i freakin love it, makes me think i'm listening to the songs inside of a cast iron cell, like the one my mind is always trapped within
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Jul 18, 2019 04:17
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Julius CSAR posted:a holograph of a guy sucking his own dick Say what haha link?
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Julius CSAR posted:Maynard's true edgelord band is his side project Puscifer. And hooo boy they are loving garbage. This. Tool sucks too though. A Perfect Circle was probably his best thing, unless that rendition of “Bring Me The Disco King” he did counts. good goth action movie material.
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Tool is specifically music you are meant to grow out of. You develop and grow up and leave it behind.
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I don't care if I have already shat on Maynard in this thread, Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums was a bop back in its day
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Julius CSAR posted:Ok, have you ever considered that the thread where everyone is mocking Maynard is probably not the place to tell people that, "No, Maynard is cool actually. Also the women who accused of assault are probably full of poo poo." If you develop a process to keep things safe and consentual so that no one can be accused of impropriety, that's probably a cool and good thing. I thought everyone was all about consent? I guess that doesn't matter when you can just poo poo on people you don't like for imaginary reasons though. Keep being a wokescold though, its always fun to be around.
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Ravenna Ohio is stuck in the past, and so is it's favorite son I seriously freakin' dare you to go to Ravenna and not be like "yuup, this is where Tool is from" Harald fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jul 18, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:All you need to know about Maynard is he's enough of a spiritual-boomer-rock-star to sell his fans his own branded wine, and enough of an epic edgelord to brag about using bacon in it so it's non-vegan [not to mention non-Kosher etc.] His wine is actually decent and it enrages me that I like the product of a man I do not like. gently caress you Maynard!!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:His wine is actually decent and it enrages me that I like the product of a man I do not like. I feel the same way about Perfect Circle's "Imagine".
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