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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Just bet on the team playing ND and you will make money. Lol ND fans. I can't wait until Vegas gets a team to see how nutso the lines move when people get into town on Friday Saturday and lay down cash on the visiting team lol.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

What is the best site to use if it is now legal to put hundreds on dollars on the Cincinnati Bengals winning every game? Can I do it in Ohio in front of my computer or does everything vary by state? What do I have to worry about for tax poo poo once I inevitably win every wager?

After September first you can cruise over to an Indiana casino and throw away your $2,000.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
drat it I went to the wrong stupid racino and couldn't bet 100k on Louisville plus 18.5.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Declan MacManus posted:

you could find a local bookie, you could bet among friends, or you could use an offshore betting site like bovada

Every bar in the country has a bookie that lives inside of it. The more you know.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Whoop Whoop IU covered, hail Satan.

take UCF

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

ketchup vs catsup posted:

Don’t know much about gambling but if this bettor hadn’t included tonight’s game in this parlay, how much would they have won? Half?

Less then half but spoiler no offshore website is ever paying out 500k.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
draftkings sportsbook went live today for me, how do I game the system to farm the new user bonuses for maximum pleasure.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I don't know how Ohio State covered 10.5 in the first half but my account balance thanks you.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I took the Raiders moneyline right before they punted for the last time and got ran into lol. Bears never fail.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Does Clemson and Alabama always cover because I have been giving the points and still mostly winning.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DariusLikewise posted:

What's the feeling on TNF? +3 Broncos seems bad, but I'm thinking of an alternate line thing of +8 Broncos

The only problem with those types of bets is the vig is really large, not that 10% isn't already impossible. They add in extra fluff to cover their butts.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

SweetAl13 posted:

Condolences to anyone who was depending on an easy win in that Wisconsin game

I hovered over the illinois moneyline and all I could think of was man are they bad not worth a dollar. The more you know.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Grab a late michigan plus 8 and regretted it almost instantly but squeaked out a backdoor cover. Harbaugh is the best coach in coaching history!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Dolphins coverin the spread oh yeah fitzmagic!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Sometimes bad teams score 21 points in the fourth see da bears.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Moneyline Wisconsin.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
For the second time this year I have bet on IU and won money. Unbelievable.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The SituAsian posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/14/us/politics/supreme-court-sports-betting-new-jersey.html

Edit: In 2011 New Jersey passed a referendum to legalize sports betting but the NCAA sued then them not long after as betting was illegal everywhere (except 4 states including Nevada) under the 1992 PAPSA law. The case, as [current New Jersey governor Phil] Murphy v. NCAA made it to the Supreme Court and last May they voted to overturn PAPSA and the flood gates opened

It is unconstitutional for federal laws to only apply to some states. I use draftkings sportsbook in Indiana they have nice promos everyday but the deposit bonus is not one of them. You have to bet your deposit 25X to get your hands on the sweet bonus. They do give you weird things like bet on Lebron James to score the first basket and we will give you a dollar to bet for every point he scores even if you don't win. (spoiler he ball hogged the first basket chaching!)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I included Nebraska in a $2 parley. I am a fool.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Take the jags!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
the jags are bad but I took the jets moneyline lol washington.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Patriots or no Patriots seems like a trap but Houston is garbage.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Rooster Brooster posted:

Me on Sunday at 4pm: "I cannot believe they set the line at WAS+10. That was like free money! I am so smart!"
Me on Sunday at 7pm: "How the gently caress did the Cardinals only score 7 points? I thought ARI+3 was free money! I am the dumbest person who ever lived."

Jimmy Johnson said ari qb had a hammy so I hammered the rams.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Put Josuha as a parlay on all your bets today, elephantheads boost your payout tip o the week.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I agree with this and believe that he's going to approach Ruiz much differently the second time around, but I don't really know poo poo

ruiz's idea of training was to put on 25 lbs. a tale as old as time, a fat payday makes a fat boxer or fatter in this case.

also I had oklahoma minus 6.5 good to be me!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So I was stupid and cashed in a 5 leg parlay before the last 3 legs won. I swear every favorite in there gave up an opening drive TD but still came back and covered. I am a wuss. Do not be like me.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Nice first quarter over covered before I turned on the tv.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
In his defense they have promotions that make the props less terrible. The odds are like a 40 percent vig though.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

JAMOOOL posted:

if anyone bet the Texans +10 yesterday and is considering ending it all, my PMs are open. there's more to life than money & gambling. also I am pretty sure the Chiefs aren't going to be able to stop Derrick Henry

Anyone who didn’t immediately bet on the chiefs money line after they were down 21 deserves it! I’m going to sizzler.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you are in Indiana draftkings is giving away 50 buxs, the over under on the IU Penn State games is 51. 50 buxs limit.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

parley these 4 and call it a day.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DariusLikewise posted:

I put money on the final score being 31-27 Chiefs at 100-1 odds. So many loving times were we so close to the 49ers scoring another touchdown to fulfill that.

Peyton Manning throwing a pick instead of a meaningless TD in his SB loss to the Saints cost me $2500 in sweet square money.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I can’t believe I am the only person betting on every draft prop bet today?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lol I had Hurts at under 55.5 and felt like it was a losers so took him at over 50.5 and ducking eagles double win me.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Who is down with the Browns - 6?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I too realized I bet on the browns and got the bengals plus 8 at halftime.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I know the Jets aren't great, but +425 vs the Colts is awfully tempting.

Do it. You won't win but you will win more then one in 4.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Jets or broncos?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Squeaked our eagles under parley to make back all my bears plus 3.5 mistakes. Lol don’t beat in the bears

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I took Tom Brady two touch downs He sucked

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