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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

DariusLikewise posted:

Isn't SDSU a whole division below Minnesota? I know Minnesota is a bottom tier FBS team, but they should still be able to shitkick SDSU?

you’d think in unrelated news my wallet is about $300 lighter

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How did sports betting work before a whole bunch of states legalized it? Did you literally have to go to Nevada and place your bets in person?

you could find a local bookie, you could bet among friends, or you could use an offshore betting site like bovada

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

taking louisville at +24, pray for me y'all

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

DariusLikewise posted:

Gambling is bullshit lol

:yeah:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

took pitt to cover and oh man i am full of regret

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

hello fellow degenerates i placed a bunch of texas football bets

ksu -1.5
t a&m +14
tcu +19
texas +5

this feels bad

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

hello fellow degenerates i placed a bunch of texas football bets

ksu -1.5
t a&m +14
tcu +19
texas +5

this feels bad

fuckin texas i hope you finish 6-6 and get thrashed in the cheez it bowl or whatever the gently caress

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

mcmagic posted:

I did a teaser to flush some money.

Jets +10.5
Washington Snyders +10.5
Cowboys/Rams Over 44
Pats Moneyline


Odds on the teaser was +264

Also just did Jamison Crowder over 4.5 Rec's which seems like easy cash.

Edit: Crowder was easy. My shithead teaser is still alive LOL.

je-sus christ lmao

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

taking the bengals at +200, seems like easy money

mcmagic posted:

Ended up even for the day because of that stupid Cowboys game.

well, even's not too bad all things considered

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

i think gt might win but i don’t think they’re going to cover

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

taking tulane +4.5, utsa +33.5, uf -6, miami +14.5, and ole miss +24

big money no whammies bitch

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

taking tulane +4.5, utsa +33.5, uf -6, miami +14.5, and ole miss +24

big money no whammies bitch

i am beginning to fear i am bad at gambling

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

2-3, down $50 on the day and $150 on the season

times is tough

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

saban being out moved the line down to -4 soooooooooo i’m taking it

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

ezayyyyy monayyyy

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

i’m even on the season after i went in on bama/georgia

cincinnati -1
houston -11
virginia tech -7

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

i’m even on the season after i went in on bama/georgia

cincinnati -1
houston -11
virginia tech -7

oh no what is you doing baby??

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

betting on cfb is fun

but don’t bet on vt or gt or any other ag school or really any acc school tbh

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Opening line in Jets-Chiefs: KC -21 :stare:

take it before it goes up (and maybe after it goes up too)

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

General Dog posted:

Florida -15.5 over Missouri seems like a wild line to me, am I missing something?

mizzou vs florida is the movable force vs the stoppable object

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

wasn’t gonna bet this week but gently caress it whatever, coastal carolina @ -3

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

taking cincy -10 and arkansas +115 but more importantly

vandy +19

:sickos:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

General Dog posted:

I'm not saying you're definitely going to lose this, but I am saying this is a cry for help and you should seek counseling.

Edit: I actually was mistaken and thought they were playing Ole Miss and not Mississippi State. I actually like that bet if Vandy follows the blueprint and drops eight on defense.

we’re gonna see exactly how far “rush 3 drop 8” can go against the air raid and i for one am excited

Scarf posted:

gently caress it, I'll go to Mars with you.

I'm also gonna take Vandy to win...

straight up deviant, you’re a sick man and i appreciate you

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Scarf posted:

My man


Although for some reason mine hasn't settled yet

feels good, this is how i end up in gambler's anon in three years

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

houston -14
northwestern -3
and my stone cold lock of the century of the week: arkansas +17.5

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Elephanthead posted:

drat it liberty minus 40 was not too much

wcu is an fcs team and the liberty offense is a pretty well oiled machine; i don’t know why the gently caress liberty is scheduling cupcakes during a loving pandemic but hey, reasonable line

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

General Dog posted:

Liberty's an independent, it's kind of impressive they were able to scrounge up 9 FBS opponents to just 2 FCS.

on one hand, it is impressive that they managed to field a full season

on the other hand, it's stupid as hell that they're scheduling fcs games that they have to pay out of pocket for just to pad out a schedule; no one would bat an eye if they had only played 9 games this season

anyways i think arkansas ran out of juice, feleipe franks notwithstanding :(

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

took a break last week but i'm back in it this week

florida state +9.5
michigan state +13.5
auburn +24.5
ucf -25

Declan MacManus fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Nov 25, 2020

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

took a break last week but i'm back in it this week

florida state +9.5
michigan state +13.5
auburn +24.5
ucf -25

ate poo poo what can you do

alabama -25
liberty +7
utah -10
iowa state -8

might be my last weekend betting on cfb, i’m up on the season and i gotta do my christmas shopping

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

also taking
akron -3
k-state ml @ +235

gotta go out with a bang

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

ate poo poo what can you do

alabama -25
liberty +7
utah -10
iowa state -8

might be my last weekend betting on cfb, i’m up on the season and i gotta do my christmas shopping

Declan MacManus posted:

also taking
akron -3
k-state ml @ +235

gotta go out with a bang

assuming utah doesn’t manage to cover, still looking at being up... $70 on the season :toot:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

miami is gonna get demolished by kc, i would not take that bet

miami’s defense is pretty good but its offense is really, really bad; they’re not gonna be able to keep up with the chiefs if they open up a big lead

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

now that i've bought all my christmas presents, one last bet to close out the season

well, two bets

taking lsu +115 and the over (78.5)

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

DariusLikewise posted:

Currently eyeing UAB +170, Rutgers +220 and Oregon +140, CFB is hosed up this season and now is the time for upsets

dang that's really good value on oregon

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Declan MacManus posted:

now that i've bought all my christmas presents, one last bet to close out the season

well, two bets

taking lsu +115 and the over (78.5)

crushed the over but lsu is gonna blow it despite winning the turnover battle f i v e t o o n e

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

finished 14-13 on the year

bowl eligible baby

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

jase1 posted:

I have 2 parlays today so far.

I have 1k on bills -6.5 and over 50.5
1k on bills -6.5, Seahawks -3 and Washington +9

that’s rough

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