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bird.

b y o b, pure
think it's time, lets write haiku
snowin' on mt. fuji

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Macnult

teary air we breathe
with morning insects buzzing
the dew of summer

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Ethereal wit
Coalescing into lols
For the empty quotes

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
green leaf on a hat
white letters embroidered on
the weed rear end is here


thanks Manifisto!

artoke

a sweet summer haze
cool breeze of B Y O B
approaching fall chill

Piso Mojado

owners said no scraps
but here's chicken anyways
cause youre a good boy


artoke

do a chill haiku
wait, how many syllables?
whatever i guess

artoke

just look at that cat
a tiny hammock swinging
chill, cute, and comfy

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
hurf de durf de durf
it is now b y o b time
posts on posts on posts


thanks Manifisto!

cda

by Hand Knit
i'm sorry but i can't insult the noble art of haiku like this

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artoke

cda posted:

i'm sorry but i
can't insult the noble art
of haiku like this

:eyepop:

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER



cda posted:

i'm sorry but i can't insult the noble art of haiku like this


thanks Manifisto!

google THIS

snail with human tit-
-ties fully sexual snail
that appeals to me

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

snail with human tit-
-ties fully sexual snail
that appeals to me

Oh ohOH ohoH
OhohOhoh ohOH oh
oHoh oOoh oh


City of Glompton

hello i like your
av what is your fave za
how is your doggie?

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
fart gently caress hell the fifth
fart gently caress hell fart gently caress hell five
fart gently caress hell the fifth


thanks Manifisto!

Amateur Saboteur

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
indo gin and juice
are nice sure but im sayin
where the bitches at?

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ulvir

what’s wrong with being sjw?

nothing, which is why it’s cool and good

be kind to others, and just chill

wearing a lampshade

cda posted:

i'm sorry but i can't insult the noble art of haiku like this

What's so noble about haikus? You can't even rhyme anything with Nantucket.

Twenty Four


albany academy posted:

What's so noble about haikus? You can't even rhyme anything with Nantucket.

walk to Nantucket

foot is stuck in a bucket

never mind gently caress it

FutonForensic

big dick daddy dong
dongarium plus rear end plus
big ol rear end. goldmine


google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

big dick daddy dong
dongarium plus rear end plus
big ol rear end. goldmine

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

big dick daddy dong
dongarium plus rear end plus
big ol rear end. goldmine

Need a new banner ad now tbh


nut

sucki'n me dink off
w/ the coin op vaccuum @
the carwash again

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
Ate lunch out today
Coworkers chose Indian
Can not stop pooping

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Hot latina at
taqueria. rear end finer
than weed rear end. Chips? Yes!

FutonForensic

Bacon Taco posted:

Hot latina at
taqueria. rear end finer
than weed rear end. Chips? Yes!

vintage


Manifisto


cda posted:

i'm sorry but i can't insult the noble art of haiku like this

City of Glompton posted:

hello i like your
av what is your fave za
how is your doggie?

FutonForensic posted:

big dick daddy dong
dongarium plus rear end plus
big ol rear end. goldmine


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


tip tap tappa tap
hmm... is this even a good
gently caress it i'm postin'



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Heather Papps posted:

tip tap tappa tap
hmm... is this even a good
gently caress it i'm postin'

Only bad haiku
Is one never posted here
In B Y O B

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Escape From Noise

クーンズは
阿呆過ぎている
でも好きや

Translation:

Goons are
Too dumb
But I love 'em

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