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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Actually they're doing brexit in order to ban porn

germany lives and breathes porno

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

brexxxit

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

Didn't ol USA have another mass shooting this afternoon?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Owlbear Camus posted:

Lol i looked it up and you do and it's funnier than i expected.

They are half price for the blind, and cheaper if you get one for black and white only (yes in 2019 that's still an option.)

You even need one for a pc or phone if you use it to watch live broadcasts.

"Eh, are you watchin' a footie match live on your mobile, bruv? I'm the telly cop and I'd like to see your liscence for that."

They have special "TV Detector Vans" which drive around looking for houses that emit radio signals generated by TVs but don't have a licensee, said equipment is the type of stuff spy agencies spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on to use for stealing secrets (called a TEMPEST attack, basically they tune into the emissions from a computer monitor and watch what's going on) or counter-spying (doing the same but to a suspected spy) but in this case applied to catch those dangerous persons destroying the moral fiber of society and funding terrorism: illegal Doctor Who viewers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If the detector vans ever existed, they were scrapped a decade or two back.

CRTs put out powerful and distinctive radiation. LCDs are quieter and the emissions they do put out look like every other recent electronic device.

I suppose with the proliferation of smart TVs, they could start WAR DRIVING for wifi signals, but that’s not using TEMPEST techniques.

I don’t believe the detector vans were ever in wide use. Make one as a prop to give the people the idea that it’s possible and let intimidation do the rest. Like the polygraph machine, it’s more effective in adding pressure to an interrogation than it is as a technical instrument.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Dec 19, 2019

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Owlbear Camus posted:

https://twitter.com/SwanseaTS/status/1146076787400695808
Protecting your children from being strangled by their robert cop costume, AND getting rid of ritual lloth knives from dark elves. Nice. But that's not all.

I want that red one so bad. That looks rad as hell.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

If the detector vans ever existed, they were scrapped a decade or two back.

I can't find it now, but I'm sure some I remember a journalist doing some digging into BBC budgets and discovering that there was never any money that went to detector vans, just the ad campaign so they'd probably never existed.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The "detector van" is just a guy with a list of addresses that don't pay a tv license.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

They do this in Germany, the GEZ has guys peering into Windows to check if you have a TV.

The send me a invoice for 700€ when I moved into my then gfs flat.

She and I both paid separately for years

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Maybe it's time to just say all the citizens should chip in for bbc as a tax instead of worry about compliance.

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

I’ve never paid a TV license in my life and when I tell people this they think I’m genuinely going to get put in prison any day now

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



taqueso posted:

Maybe it's time to just say all the citizens should chip in for bbc as a tax instead of worry about compliance.

Haha those silly Brits.

*gets an M4 SOPMOD shoved in my face by an anxious cop for jumping the turnstile to evade the $2.75 subway fare*

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I was actually looking for a gif of a seal team 6 looking subway goon slamming a turnstile hopper to use for a post in here

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Owlbear Camus posted:

Haha those silly Brits.

*gets an M4 SOPMOD shoved in my face by an anxious cop for jumping the turnstile to evade the $2.75 subway fare*
ITT we are all Jean Charles de Menezes.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Jabor posted:

The "detector van" is just a guy with a list of addresses that don't pay a tv license.

ahhhh, i see. the old one, eh? "eat the telly while the inspector waits outside"

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Platystemon posted:

If the detector vans ever existed, they were scrapped a decade or two back.

CRTs put out powerful and distinctive radiation. LCDs are quieter and the emissions they do put out look like every other recent electronic device.

I suppose with the proliferation of smart TVs, they could start WAR DRIVING for wifi signals, but that’s not using TEMPEST techniques.

I don’t believe the detector vans were ever in wide use. Make one as a prop to give the people the idea that it’s possible and let intimidation do the rest. Like the polygraph machine, it’s more effective in adding pressure to an interrogation than it is as a technical instrument.

TEMPEST can be done against LCD screens it's just far more expensive. Against CRTs it's like a couple hundred dollars of equipment, with LCDs it's thousands to $CIABUCKS, though I've read you can do it with some of the lower-cost SDR equipment now.

Jabor posted:

The "detector van" is just a guy with a list of addresses that don't pay a tv license.

Pretty much. If you were even going to do it legitimately you could just send somebody with the list walking through a neighborhood on a summer evening and look for reflected screen flicker or listen through open windows.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
My country converted the tv licence fee into a small tax increase. People complained for exactly 15 minutes and it hasn't been mentioned since. It's great.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I love the fact that rocket launchers show up at American gun buy back events, but London is all "We found a rusty butter knife in the bushes and we rolled out the tactical squad to take care of it."

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Rad-daddio posted:

I love the fact that rocket launchers show up at American gun buy back events, but London is all "We found a rusty butter knife in the bushes and we rolled out the tactical squad to take care of it."

the 'rocket launchers' that show up to the gun buy back events are used up or disabled novelties. they're decorations.

literally every headline that says 'rocket launcher found at X' is an unsuable decoration someone bought at a surplus store or off ebay

you too could buy one yourself, right now

https://www.ebay.com/itm/LAW-M72-rocket-Trainer-Empty-Tube-Wall-Display-Vietnam-War/193258592720?hash=item2cff1c19d0:g:gNsAAOSw2Xdd9pxp

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In my humblest of opinions, yet most correct of opinions, I do think that both the USA and The UK are trash and should be destroyed

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ishikabibble posted:

the 'rocket launchers' that show up to the gun buy back events are used up or disabled novelties. they're decorations.

literally every headline that says 'rocket launcher found at X' is an unsuable decoration someone bought at a surplus store or off ebay

you too could buy one yourself, right now

https://www.ebay.com/itm/LAW-M72-rocket-Trainer-Empty-Tube-Wall-Display-Vietnam-War/193258592720?hash=item2cff1c19d0:g:gNsAAOSw2Xdd9pxp

I think video games have made people forget that 'rocket launchers' are almost always single-use. Oddly/fittingly enough Metal Gear gets it right. (and just gives you an endless supply of single-use rocket launchers)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The public's ignorance about rocket launchers is a disgrace

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Is 'bazookas' ever used as a slang word for boobs? It sounds like it should be.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Icochet posted:

Is 'bazookas' ever used as a slang word for boobs? It sounds like it should be.

Bazongas is close, I'm sure it's been used at some point.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?





Mr. Worf is gonna get a stern talking to from Picard for letting Alexander play with that.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's a pretty cheap bow and definitely not home made.

Love the Klingon sword tho

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I'm going to go ahead and say that kid had some actual weapons to go along with the star trek sword.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Gun people need to stop being like "Why don't we ban cars too?" We can't ban cars because we need cars to get to locations and transport our goods. That should be really obvious. Its a really really bad comparison because guns aren't as important to people's daily lives.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Ultra Carp

Telebite posted:

ahhhh, i see. the old one, eh? "eat the telly while the inspector waits outside"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm the traditional bow, with the knives presumably used as the arrows alongside the pistol crossbow

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Caesar Saladin posted:

Gun people need to stop being like "Why don't we ban cars too?" We can't ban cars because we need cars to get to locations and transport our goods. That should be really obvious. Its a really really bad comparison because guns aren't as important to people's daily lives.

Thanks, for your post. I will print it out and mail it to gun people headquarters.



https://twitter.com/MPSCavendishXH/status/1233037552434712576

"The find explains the attitude [about random search]" sounds like something out of Starship troopers.

https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/1230925724699234304

the pint sized van helsing was cautioned that this little toothpick is not up to its appartent task of killing draculas

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Caesar Saladin posted:

Gun people need to stop being like "Why don't we ban cars too?" We can't ban cars because we need cars to get to locations and transport our goods. That should be really obvious. Its a really really bad comparison because guns aren't as important to people's daily lives.

What about knives then

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Owlbear Camus posted:


https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/1230925724699234304

the pint sized van helsing was cautioned that this little toothpick is not up to its appartent task of killing draculas

Give me two of those rulers to dual wield and I could take any motherfucker down.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

JK Fresco posted:

What about knives then

obviously you shouldn't be carrying around some switchblade or butterfly knife or sword designed for killing people because its not the middle ages. The one above this post is small but could absolutely cut the poo poo out of a person and why would you need to be carrying that fixed blade pointed dagger?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I carried a bow and arrows on public transit in semitransparent bag several times, virtually every single modern recurve can be disassembled into 3 smallish pieces without tools.

Most of those knives don't look so great though. They clearly aren't tools or sports equipment, just somewhat dangerous toys for angsty teenagers and mugging implements.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Caesar Saladin posted:

obviously you shouldn't be carrying around some switchblade or butterfly knife or sword designed for killing people because its not the middle ages. The one above this post is small but could absolutely cut the poo poo out of a person and why would you need to be carrying that fixed blade pointed dagger?

I believe BUDK has all the answers for your question(s) and much more.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Caesar Saladin posted:

obviously you shouldn't be carrying around some switchblade or butterfly knife or sword designed for killing people because its not the middle ages. The one above this post is small but could absolutely cut the poo poo out of a person and why would you need to be carrying that fixed blade pointed dagger?

Obviously killing small draculas.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm p sure Mihawk beat Zoro with that

Cops can't confiscate his main sword bc they can't lift it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Cowardly English could learn a thing or two from the Klingon.

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Applewhite posted:

I want that red one so bad. That looks rad as hell.

My friend, you need to check out BudK

https://www.budk.com/Knives-2902

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