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Think carrying a knife is normal, because it's just a cutting tool you can use to open boxes or clean your nails or whatever? In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland you're wrong. DEAD WRONG. You imbecile. You ignorant Colonial. https://twitter.com/InspHealyEssex/status/1152216353740185601 What sorts of dangerous weapons do they confiscate? https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/1140672787411079169 Okay, yeah that's one some deranged rough-sleeper could do some damage with. What else? https://twitter.com/SwanseaTS/status/1146076787400695808 Protecting your children from being strangled by their robert cop costume, AND getting rid of ritual lloth knives from dark elves. Nice. But that's not all. https://twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/974645778558980096 Okay... uh that just looks like you emptied out a painters van and took a picture of anything sorta sharp. https://twitter.com/MPSSthRichmond/status/1148873872378384384 That's garbage you literally just found a little piece of garbage. https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149049169946001410 That is a uh... dangerous looking stick. These brave bobbies are even keeping us safe from those who would wield nature's most terrifying and dangerous weapon, venomous serpents. https://twitter.com/MPSSouthwark/status/631802481115316224 the #operationspectre and #weaponsweep hashtags are full of plenty more examples of police protecting us from getting our mobile nicked at knife point outside the Tesco's. Share your favorite! Or don't live your own truth. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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they should set up outside the kitchenware stores and do stops after shoppers leave; they could put up real numbers getting a dozen at a time off folks
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DancingShade posted:When are they going to start confiscating pointy sticks? lol you thought you were using hyperbole like giving bored cops free reign to go on confiscatory "weapon sweeps" wasn't already maximally absurd:
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NihilismNow posted:17 year olds in Britain literally can't buy a butter knife. i was just thinking about this, some recently emancipated near-adult setting up their flat and they need a straw buyer to hook them up before they can start cutting their steaks and pork chops lol lol: https://twitter.com/SouthendPolTCT/status/1149766615237562370 "sorry old bean, the queen has outlawed the impliments of redoing your kitchen tile. pip pip cheerio" Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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my dog died im sad posted:This can't be real. I'm being trolled. this is what happens when you successfully disarm a population and then instruct the cops to disarm them more
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Suspect A posted:https://twitter.com/ISPAUK/status/1146725374455373824 Are they still moving ahead with the Great Porn Firewall where you need to petition the Crown for a letter of marque to jerk your dick?
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https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceFSU/status/1149484882260680704?s=20 The subject subsequently escaped and able to evade detective chief inspector luther by leaning forward with his arms held back and thus increasing to a nearly inhuman speed
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https://twitter.com/MPSonthewater/status/1057294499020464133?s=20 Merfolk chavs do a poo poo job maintaining their 1911s.
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Tenzarin posted:How does that work? I think I used one in middle school for a wooden car racing contest for woodworking class. How the gently caress would you hold that up to your nose to get high? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whippit
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https://twitter.com/InspJonEvans/status/1184485167282475008 Looks like the esteemed constables have solved the case of the carpenter with two (2) advil in his pocket. https://twitter.com/SWP_Operations/status/1183706283590991874/photo/2 i hope the pound store solar calculator is reunited with its rightful owner.
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Lol i looked it up and you do and it's funnier than i expected. They are half price for the blind, and cheaper if you get one for black and white only (yes in 2019 that's still an option.) You even need one for a pc or phone if you use it to watch live broadcasts. "Eh, are you watchin' a footie match live on your mobile, bruv? I'm the telly cop and I'd like to see your liscence for that." Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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taqueso posted:Maybe it's time to just say all the citizens should chip in for bbc as a tax instead of worry about compliance. Haha those silly Brits. *gets an M4 SOPMOD shoved in my face by an anxious cop for jumping the turnstile to evade the $2.75 subway fare*
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Caesar Saladin posted:Gun people need to stop being like "Why don't we ban cars too?" We can't ban cars because we need cars to get to locations and transport our goods. That should be really obvious. Its a really really bad comparison because guns aren't as important to people's daily lives. Thanks, for your post. I will print it out and mail it to gun people headquarters. https://twitter.com/MPSCavendishXH/status/1233037552434712576 "The find explains the attitude [about random search]" sounds like something out of Starship troopers. https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/1230925724699234304 the pint sized van helsing was cautioned that this little toothpick is not up to its appartent task of killing draculas
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Given some of the ridiculous stainless steel katanas and skull daggers and stuff the bobbies scare up with these sweeps, I would like to start an official sister city program with the BudK thread.
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milwaukee cops have taken a cue from their bobbie compatriats: https://twitter.com/MilwaukeePolice/status/1268062665487892483
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