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| Of course, capitalism ho! |
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5 | 20.00% |
| Only if it's your fetish |
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2 | 8.00% |
| The poor Fedex guy who has to deliver it. |
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2 | 8.00% |
| Like imagine if the box breaks and week old poo poo just oozes out everywhere on the truck jesus christ |
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16 | 64.00% |
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Yep, another ripe one. Just like the last 500 boxes I opened.
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Jul 29, 2019 23:56
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What's a cologuard?
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Jul 30, 2019 00:13
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Waltzing Along posted:What's a cologuard? You poop in box and send with a check to like indiana and they test it for cancer
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Jul 30, 2019 00:15
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I'll just poop in a box and send it to Indiana for free
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Jul 30, 2019 00:17
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It would be unethical to withhold diagnosis just because you forgot to pay
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Jul 30, 2019 00:20
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I prefer the scope up my butt.
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Jul 30, 2019 00:20
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Real hurthling! posted:You poop in box and send with a check to like indiana and they test it for cancer Wisconsin. And I know the people who do this. AFAIK They freeze it first so it doesn't smell as bad, and use a fume hood. Your smelly poo poo goes out the exhaust fan.
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Jul 30, 2019 00:22
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What if your poop tumor just starts growing while in mail and bursts out of the box, assimilating everything in its vicinity into more cancerous turds
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Jul 30, 2019 01:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if your poop tumor just starts growing while in mail and bursts out of the box, assimilating everything in its vicinity into more cancerous turds sorry, false alarm! that's just my post history.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:07
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lol they say right in the commercial that the false positive rate is something like 15%, what a fuckin joke
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Jul 30, 2019 01:11
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bradzilla posted:lol they say right in the commercial that the false positive rate is something like 15%, what a fuckin joke I honestly thought the fda shut this down already.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:15
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if your poop tumor just starts growing while in mail and bursts out of the box, assimilating everything in its vicinity into more cancerous turds Then you'd be elected President in 2016, in a miracle upset.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:16
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bradzilla posted:lol they say right in the commercial that the false positive rate is something like 15%, what a fuckin joke The commercials make it sound so not good at detecting cancer that I'm surprised that their slogan isn't "People won't think you are gay for having a colonoscopy. Probably."
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Jul 30, 2019 01:34
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MRC48B posted:Wisconsin. That's funny, I thought cancerous poo poo was a primary export of Wisconsin
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Jul 30, 2019 01:47
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Just checked out their website and their mascot is a cheerful little animated poop box. Which is pretty weird when you think about it.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:52
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ElectricSheep posted:That's funny, I thought cancerous poo poo was a primary export of Wisconsin Garbage in, garbage out.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:54
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I feel like pooping in a box would be hard. Like you'd have to balance, and aim could be an issue too. Maybe you could get a spotter to move it around for you? I guess you could just fish it out of the toilet, but that's the sort of job I'm paying Wisconsinites to do. I aint touching that, even with gloves.
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Jul 30, 2019 02:04
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I was told to not mail my poop to people because I could get charged with bio weapon dispersion? I think I even searched it and was convinced based on the research. Granted, this was more than a few years ago.
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Jul 30, 2019 02:05
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All I can imagine is a cardboard box but a decently sized one like the size of your head and you have to fill up the box and then pack your poop down until it perfectly fits inside the box like a cube which they then slide out at the cancer place and it comes out as a perfect poop square which somehow doesn't smell or ruin its shape and it has the consistency of dusty clay. This was the first mental image I got when I thought about it. Like my first involuntary mental image, it took about 2 seconds of thought for it to coalesce. Also if the poop isn't perfectly cube or crumbles they send it back and you have to try again but they can tell if you just supplemented the old cube with new poop to fix the shape because the old poop is kind of light dusty brown and they'll send it back again but this time charge you return shipping. That was my first thought
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Jul 30, 2019 02:07
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I feel like pooping in a box would be hard. Like you'd have to balance, and aim could be an issue too. Maybe you could get a spotter to move it around for you? Only took me two tries, but the first time I had diarrhea (made a mess) so I don’t think that’s a real knock on the degree of difficulty. YMMV: Have never heard of cologuard before, don’t know their boxing requirements. Flowers for QAnon fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 30, 2019 |
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Jul 30, 2019 02:07
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Iirc my wife had a medical issue where she had to save poop. They gave her a toilet seat contraption like a hammock. I didn’t get too personally involved in the operational aspects though. She was fine btw.
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Jul 30, 2019 02:18
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What do you mean it's hard to poop in a box? Just poo poo your pants and then squeeze it out of the pantleg, ez pz.
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Jul 30, 2019 03:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All I can imagine is a cardboard box but a decently sized one like the size of your head and you have to fill up the box and then pack your poop down until it perfectly fits inside the box like a cube which they then slide out at the cancer place and it comes out as a perfect poop square which somehow doesn't smell or ruin its shape and it has the consistency of dusty clay. did you know that when wombats poop, it comes out as a cube? I'm thinking the wombats are in on this.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:05
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All I can imagine is a cardboard box but a decently sized one like the size of your head and you have to fill up the box and then pack your poop down until it perfectly fits inside the box like a cube which they then slide out at the cancer place and it comes out as a perfect poop square which somehow doesn't smell or ruin its shape and it has the consistency of dusty clay. If it fits, it ships 
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Jul 30, 2019 04:11
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*sqawk* it's a livin'
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Jul 30, 2019 04:16
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MRC48B posted:Wisconsin. How much you get an hour?
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Jul 30, 2019 04:18
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my toilet broke so ive just been pooping in these for a while. ill send them in, someday
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Jul 30, 2019 04:22
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I'm not certain why they are telling me that I need to send another check. I figured that wrapping up my turd in the payment would help keep it fresh and avoid confusion about labeling.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:37
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Excuse me, our proper job title is Turd Wrangler
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Jul 30, 2019 04:38
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If you are going to commit a hilarious prank by sending in a box of poop to an unsuspecting victim, make sure you don't use your own product because it can be easily traced. Coax your enemy to poop on you before commencing with your devilish ploy!
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Jul 30, 2019 04:39
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bradzilla posted:lol they say right in the commercial that the false positive rate is something like 15%, what a fuckin joke
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Jul 30, 2019 04:40
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you are going to commit a hilarious prank by sending in a box of poop to an unsuspecting victim, make sure you don't use your own product because it can be easily traced. Coax your enemy to poop on you before commencing with your devilish ploy! This is the real advice I wish I was given.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:45
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I had to get my poop in a little plastic tube to send to some lab to make sure I didn't have 3rd world parasites. It was an awkward process. Had to use a plastic spoon or something.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:46
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Thesaurus posted:I had to get my poop in a little plastic tube to send to some lab to make sure I didn't have 3rd world parasites. It was an awkward process. Had to use a plastic spoon or something. Do you mind sending the spoon to my friend?
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Jul 30, 2019 04:58
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Khorne posted:What's the false negative rate? If there are no false negatives and 15% false positives that's actually not bad at all. It means "get your poo poo checked out" but not literally because you already did that. No, real question is what the true positive rate is. If 1 in 10000 people are actually positive, and 15% come back positive, then the vast majority of positive results are false.
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Jul 30, 2019 05:25
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The true test of health is poop brownness. If if not a "nice" brown just eat more or less brown stuff until it is.
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Jul 30, 2019 06:00
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Just fill up a bunch of King browns like it's home made passata.
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Jul 30, 2019 06:02
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It will be a cold day in hell before the fbi gets my poop nice try
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Jul 30, 2019 06:02
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hell astro course posted:It will be a cold day in hell before the fbi gets my poop nice try meanwhile ive spent years painting the canvas of the world with my seed kinda makes u think
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Jul 30, 2019 06:10
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I feel like pooping in a box would be hard. Like you'd have to balance, and aim could be an issue too. Maybe you could get a spotter to move it around for you? Or maybe you could just get gud you fuckin scrub. I can honk a turd halfway across a goddamn basketball court and sink a box in one.
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