- Macnult
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concerned that visitors of my website will be fed too much information in such a short amount of time that it could be harmful
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Aug 8, 2019 18:13
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 21:01
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- Macnult
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anxiety over the thought of photos and text loading so rapidly that everything looks like the last thirty minutes of 2001: a space odyssey
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Aug 8, 2019 18:14
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- Macnult
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consulting the best computer engineers i can find to figure out the best wd-40/duct tape ratio for the servers
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Aug 8, 2019 18:15
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- vanisher
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TurboTax screen "reviewing your return to get you the best possible refund!" with the little loading bar you know is fake
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Aug 8, 2019 18:18
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- givepatajob
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One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
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Welcome.....to zombocom
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Aug 8, 2019 18:21
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- Macnult
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typing up a code that combines netflix’s “stuck at 25%” bug with the infamous “i’ve been at 99% forever now”
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Aug 8, 2019 18:28
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- Macnult
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placing speed limit signs and internet cops along the fiber optic cabling in my servers
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Aug 8, 2019 18:28
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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typing up a code that combines netflix’s “stuck at 25%” bug with the infamous “i’ve been at 99% forever now”
The progress bar is nearing completion but the time remaining is going up.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2019 18:45
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- artoke
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welcome to Zeno's webpage, for you to load the whole page first you will need to load half...
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Aug 8, 2019 18:55
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- google THIS
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Putting one of those self-righteous police speed meter trailers on the page that displays a sad face if they start scrolling too fast.
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Aug 8, 2019 20:26
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- google THIS
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Selling my my readers a special mouse pad that has speed bumps.
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Aug 8, 2019 20:28
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- google THIS
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My website is currently under construction so fines are doubled.
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Aug 8, 2019 20:30
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Selling my my readers a special mouse pad that has speed bumps.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2019 20:41
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- lost my old email
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shooting the poo poo with all the outgoing kilobits which are quite clearly in a hurry to be somewhere but are too polite to break off the conversation
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 8, 2019 20:46
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- nut
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My website is currently under construction so fines are doubled.
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Aug 8, 2019 22:19
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- vanisher
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Fined for going 400 mbps in a 56k zone
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Aug 8, 2019 22:31
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- Escape From Noise
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If a progress bar keeps loading half of the way, does it ever load at all???
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Aug 10, 2019 23:33
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Is your website running fast?
Better catch it!
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Aug 11, 2019 06:56
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 21:01
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- Escape From Noise
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Is your website running fast?
Better catch it!
Well, as a matter of fact, my internet wasn’t running. You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you anonymous young man.”
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Aug 11, 2019 07:15
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