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[Omlette] A simple dish made with eggs, usually from chickens, but sometimes from other sources. Undead, who hunger only for the warmth of fire, seldom engage in such mundane pleasures.
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[Farts] A mysterious miasma lingers in the air, it doesn't seem to affect the hollow.
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quote:Flathead Screwdriver quote:TORX Screwdriver
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A rare artifact, its fame achieved mainly due to its size. Only a warrior with great strength and palm width can wield it effectively. Still, was more effective than its maker's next works, which in turn featured a Red Ring of Death and a Wrong Memory.
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That guy is what you call a real Dark Soul
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A soufflé is the Dark Souls of egg dishes.
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[this thread] Forged in the mind of a man completely incapable of humor and found in the gas chambers of Gibbis. Essentially useless but dooms all who inhabit it to six hours of suffering.
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quote:Note from Carl
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[poo poo post] this broken off section of a wooden fence appears to have been smeared with some sort of brown material. Flies buzz angrily around the end. It doesn't look like a very good weapon, but hits from it are surely to become toxic.
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*fartz real loud because dorksouls is a bad game* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nooner posted:*fartz real loud because dorksouls is a bad game* !! CURSED !!
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Sweatpants Artorias' strongest and fastest athletes donned these during the last age of fire. When the flame was extinguished, the athletes fell hollow, and they became obese. The hollow athletes roam Lothric in their sweatpants and sweatshirts dreaming of home runs and 1 rep maxes past.
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[Mysterious Orb] Grey orb found on the body of a dying wizard. It appears to serve no obvious purpose. It feels as though something is moving beneath its outer layer. When you put it to your ear, you can faintly make out a child’s voice groaning: “Taaaane...” Perhaps some questions are better left unanswered.
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Levels STEM Durability, endurance, and strength go down for some reason.
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Oscar Wild posted:Levels STEM
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[Slaw Dog] A creation of the Deep Frog, Clawd Wayne. Emanates a cold aura, thought to be a result of the numerous souls used in it's creation. Holding with both hands allows a powerful special attack, but cannot combo.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:[this thread]
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try tongue, but hole
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[Possessed Chariot] This conveyance has no mechanism to open it. When in the presence of the Card of E_try, quicksilver handles form at its sides. Once locked in, the driver must maintain contact with its direction wheel in order to satiate the mad djinn which controls it. Prolonged use may sap the user of energy, causing them to black out. It is then that the malevolent spirit of E'l-Ahhn assumes total control, likely ending in the Chariot careening towards the nearest cliff, cart, or divider. An otherworldly flame then engulfs the object, burning brighter if in contact with water. After 2 days, it reemerges from the ashes. Legend states that the nobles of long ago worshiped the chariot and its creator. Tesla Model S with Autopilot
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[Otherworldly Vehicle] An engraving of a vessel capable of sailing the spaces between worlds. A relic from the Caves of InCellious the Gorged, it is said that the owner wasted his fortune to obtain this item.
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there's only like two posts itt that are accurate pastiches of the From Software house style sorry to threadshit but i can't think of anything funny which is why they call me Humourless Patches
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[Shovel] This trusty weapon of the fearsome Windows 98, banished by the gods for revealing forbidden information to mortals. Those who wield this weapon can feel it calling out for its true master. Effective against people who cuck you
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Damo posted:try tongue, but hole A daring practice for any Abysswalker
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[Noble Pedant] A vestige from a once-shunned clan of soothsayers, this shrunken skull is all that is left of their order. Imbued with arcane knowledge, it springs to action in the presence of falsehood with a hallowed mantra "Um, actually..."
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[keyboard] 104 runed tiles speak the tongues of men, voiced of metal clangs. Words dance in shadows lit by the flame of RGB. Whose hands touch its surface shall be cursed to scribe foolish japes in OP’s thread.
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[Key of Grover] Unlocks the door to an accursed demesne. A man's house is his castle, so they say, but a castle on a shaky foundation will surely crumble.
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A taut anus emitting an aura of arcane history. A ring glints alongside the chasm..
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[Dark Souls Remastered] An icon with a(n) mystic inscription, celebrating a hero of ancient times. Within lay a round holy disc to be worn 'pon the member in battle, for holy blessing of unknown power, reflecting the sun.
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[NightGlass] Adherents of Richrd the Spineless were said to gaze into its inky surface and gibber ceaselessly for hours on end, refusing sustenance and physical comfort. The uninitiated see only darkness and a faint inscription at the base, translated from the lēt-tongue, which reads: "Turn On Your Monitor"
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quote:Pepto Bismol
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[Something Awful] This scroll appears to contain the scribed mutterings of the followers of Low Tax Kyanka, a scholar of the New World. Although apparently blessed in the arts of humour, the scroll no longer elicits any mirth. Perhaps showing this to an undead from ages past will cause memories to stir?
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 The posts I'm looking for.
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CJacobs posted:!! CURSED !!
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The abyss You see a link. It reads goat...
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[Cooked Prawn] A foodstuff from a distant land, of unclear origin or purpose. May have been some form of pastry, but inspires only puzzlement in those who behold it.
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A jar containing a foul, yellow liquid, with crust forming at the edges. An effigy of a small, blue horse can be seen inside. Legend has it a powerful sorcerer toiled for years to create this obscene artifact. Throw at an enemy to cause curse build up.
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[Drywall] These slabs of fabricated building material are used by hollows as a crude shield. It is unknown why they believe it can bear the load placed on it by use in this way. This one bears the sigil of the House of Grover. In times long past the House was insulated from the rest of the world, but with the waning of the First Flame, multiple outlets were created in the walls separating it from the world. Only those who originally discovered it even remember it existed.
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rear end sandwich This is an rear end sandwich, it is made of rear end and poo.
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