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I'm a fan of "no longer with us" because of the ambiguity
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Internet Old One posted:He passed away violently in his terror. wish that were me
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Mar 25, 2024 02:55
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he passed away peacefully in his sleep, unlike the driver in the oncoming lane
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Mar 25, 2024 02:57
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The Fool posted:I'm a fan of "no longer with us" because of the ambiguity I'm a fan of the suicide euphemism "made away with themself".
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Mar 25, 2024 02:57
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm a fan of the suicide euphemism "made away with themself".
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Mar 25, 2024 03:00
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mystes posted:This is the year 2024; you can just say "unalive" he unalived himself in his garage, and was found by his heckin' pupper
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Mar 25, 2024 03:01
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mystes posted:This is the year 2024; you can just say "unalive" that's a good one too actually once you know why it exists
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Mar 25, 2024 03:02
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assed away
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Mar 25, 2024 07:17
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm a fan of the suicide euphemism "made away with themself".
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Mar 25, 2024 09:33
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:didn't claim it was a new phrase or it should never be used that's because ww2 was our finest hour when "are boys" were brave and we buckled down together in the face of rationing etc , whereas COVID was an outrageous assault on "are freedoms"
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Mar 25, 2024 09:43
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Vincent van Goutse
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Mar 25, 2024 12:11
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knox_harrington posted:Vincent van Goutse
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Mar 25, 2024 12:18
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The Fool posted:I'm a fan of "no longer with us" because of the ambiguity i used to bait people with this when i was a young edgelord "oh, my brother? he's no longer with us" "oh i'm so sorry to hear that, condolences" "thank you. yeah he moved to Edmonton" (i know i didn't invent this joke either)
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Mar 25, 2024 12:26
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that said, moving to edmonton does warrant condolences
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Mar 25, 2024 12:27
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Cold on a Cob posted:that said, moving to edmonton does warrant condolences
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Mar 25, 2024 18:25
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FMguru posted:img-endmonton-the-video-game.gif I have it saved to my dropbox because apparently the original artist had it removed from the internet and it's kinda difficult to google for now 
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Mar 25, 2024 19:13
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Cold on a Cob posted:i used to bait people with this when i was a young edgelord "Poor Smitty, he was just a few days from retirement" "What happened to him?" "He took an early retirement. drat." (That's one of the best Futurama episodes they ever made imo)
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Mar 25, 2024 19:58
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knox_harrington posted:Vincent van Goutse lol I have had it once. Do not recommend.
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Mar 25, 2024 20:16
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polyester concept posted:I have it saved to my dropbox because apparently the original artist had it removed from the internet and it's kinda difficult to google for now he did others about edmonton that weren’t games tho i do like the games ones. weird he had it removed since he also let his website lapse. ah, well 
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Mar 25, 2024 20:24
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polyester concept posted:pre-historic humans with too much ear wax simply passed away because they could not hear predators they only had wired earbuds so they blocked their ears up way less
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Mar 26, 2024 19:52
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was having trouble relaxing and falling asleep so i took a sleeping pill, fell asleep in a reclined sitting position, woke up in the "neck crunched up against the pillow and headboard" position, and now i'm dead avenge me, fellow olds
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Mar 27, 2024 13:19
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when my dad was studying to be a nurse there was a guy who fell asleep on the bus and pinched a nerve in his neck so bad he couldn't move his body for like a week
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Mar 27, 2024 13:26
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Cold on a Cob posted:was having trouble relaxing and falling asleep so i took a sleeping pill, fell asleep in a reclined sitting position, woke up in the "neck crunched up against the pillow and headboard" position, and now i'm dead  pleased to report that a mere 11 days after Sleeping Wrong my neck barely even hurts any more and I've regained almost full range of motion
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Mar 27, 2024 13:32
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Carthag Tuek posted:when my dad was studying to be a nurse there was a guy who fell asleep on the bus and pinched a nerve in his neck so bad he couldn't move his body for like a week man, stuck on the bus for a week
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Mar 27, 2024 14:18
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btw, a physical therapist once taught me this exercise that helped a lot when i picnhed a nerve in my neck. idk what its called i drew the outer arms too bent, but actually you stretch those as far as you can, and your palms outward and down. and you try to get your other hand to touch your opposite ear (gently, dont rush it) just like that, slowly back and forth, for Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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Mar 27, 2024 14:56
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hand to head, sigh throw hands up and shake head back and forth in disgust other hand to head, sigh I was doing this already???
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Mar 27, 2024 15:52
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:hand to head, sigh lol drawing diagrams is hard!!! but i mean, basically you stretch your head to one side while stretching the inside of your arm to the opposite side, then go to the reverse gradually, and back
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Mar 27, 2024 16:17
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Carthag Tuek posted:btw, a physical therapist once taught me this exercise that helped a lot when i picnhed a nerve in my neck. idk what its called it's called a nerve glide. i have to do them for my physical therapy, even though they've done zero to rectify the problem
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Mar 27, 2024 16:22
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Branch Nvidian posted:it's called a nerve glide. i have to do them for my physical therapy, even though they've done zero to rectify the problem yeah that seems to be what it was shame it doesnt work for you. maybe it prevents it from getting worse? idk
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Mar 27, 2024 17:33
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Carthag Tuek posted:yeah that seems to be what it was in my case it seems to be one or multiple nerves deep within my shoulder are entrapped. they glide just fine, but certain arm & shoulder positions immediately make my hand start to feel tingly and will eventually go entirely numb if i don't change the position. i'm worried the only real solution is going to end up being surgical
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Mar 27, 2024 17:41
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Branch Nvidian posted:in my case it seems to be one or multiple nerves deep within my shoulder are entrapped. they glide just fine, but certain arm & shoulder positions immediately make my hand start to feel tingly and will eventually go entirely numb if i don't change the position. i'm worried the only real solution is going to end up being surgical oh maybe i have that too? luckily the certain positions are rare and useless irl so it only appears when like i sit super awkward and read my phone in bed and pass out. like maybe 2-3 times a week at most
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Mar 27, 2024 17:55
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh maybe i have that too? luckily the certain positions are rare and useless irl so it only appears when like i sit super awkward and read my phone in bed and pass out. like maybe 2-3 times a week at most i wish that was my case. i get it while holding a book or my phone, while holding a gaming controller, while driving, any time i have to hold something that puts any weight resistance through my fingers and/or arm, while laying on my right side (it's my left arm that has the problem). i need to get an mri done, but my insurance wanted physical therapy to not work before they would authorize it
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Mar 27, 2024 17:58
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Branch Nvidian posted:i wish that was my case. i get it while holding a book or my phone, while holding a gaming controller, while driving, any time i have to hold something that puts any weight resistance through my fingers and/or arm, while laying on my right side (it's my left arm that has the problem). i need to get an mri done, but my insurance wanted physical therapy to not work before they would authorize it yea one theory i had was that my medina nerve is too close to the inside crook of the elbow, cause esp in my teens and early twenties i would wake up with numb hands, and my arms would be flexed/tense, like fists by shoulders, elbows in by the body. so at the time i assumed the flexing cut off blood flow, but then that symptom went away and now its much rarer, but still only ever when my elbow is bent
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Mar 27, 2024 18:14
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All my medicine doesn't fit in my medicine cabinet.
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Mar 27, 2024 23:54
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3D Megadoodoo posted:All my medicine doesn't fit in my medicine cabinet. pro tip: pile next to your bed
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Mar 28, 2024 00:03
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A rather inconvenient place for them.
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Mar 28, 2024 00:07
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3D Megadoodoo posted:All my medicine doesn't fit in my medicine cabinet.
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went to see a physio today about my back injury, and if he was more than half my age I’d be pretty surprised I should heal fine though, just need to be careful with exercise while I strengthen it
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Subjunctive posted:went to see a physio today about my back injury, and if he was more than half my age I’d be pretty surprised They're almost always pretty young and since they work out a lot they probably stay younger looking for awhile too. I've often wondered what happens when they get old. Do they go into nursing? Do they just take them back behind the clinic and put them down?
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no they get sent up-state when they turn 35.
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