Serie A 19/20: Because fuck Inter, that's why

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 19:29

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:53

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1162462346293460997
well that was unexpected

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 21:35

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

oh man
https://twitter.com/juvefcdotcom/status/1162482516009332738

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 02:34

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I'd still recommend picking Atalanta. They are good, they play entertaining attacking football, they have a good stadium and atmosphere for their home matches, you can follow Papu on Instagram, you can watch them in the CL.

Gigi Galli posted:

Anyone can poo poo the bed at any time. The top of the league is boring but the bottom is always good.

I think this is true. Even Milan were pushed to the brink with that utterly bizarre ownership situation with Yonghong Li. Any club outside of the Rome/Milan teams plus Juve and Napoli could get relegated or go insolvent in a hurry.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 04:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Balotelli has to sit out the first 4 matches, to serve a suspension for a red card in his last appearance for Marseille

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 14:24

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Der Shovel posted:

I mean I'd like to pretend I was surprised... but...

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1162651633693745153

Apparently at United he weighed 105kg (231 pounds), and naturally a lot of that is muscle, but that's still way too much weight for someone who is supposed to be running and sprinting around. No wonder he was an immobile lump.

https://twitter.com/bestgug/status/1162813358686404608
lol

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 21:03

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

There are reports (including from Di Marzio) that Inter are trying to work out a deal for Alexis Sanchez. Presumably a loan, where Man U pay a big chunk of the salary.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 21:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

There are reports (including from Di Marzio) that Inter are trying to work out a deal for Alexis Sanchez. Presumably a loan, where Man U pay a big chunk of the salary.

Actually now the story is that Sanchez has agreed personal terms at greatly reduced wages, and Inter are negotiating a fee for a permanent deal.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 22:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Hellas got bounced from the coppa as well

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 00:56

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

canepazzo posted:

One of the most baffling things to happen this year has been (and continues to be) the Guardiola hysteria at Juventus (mostly on social media to be fair). Many "insiders" and ITK and a few journalists had been convinced, and preslytizing with their followers, that Guardiola would be the manager for Juventus this year, no question. Sarri was fake news. Even going as far as predicting the date of the announcement, the press conference, claiming already multiple meetings with Paratici to discuss transfers etc.

Then Sarri arrived, and while a good portion are now resigned to having Sarri, a non-trivial amount of the theorist just switched to "Guardiola is just waiting for the UEFA sentence to activate the clause of his contract to get free; Sarri will "conveniently" have a family issue before the first match in order to resign with intact honor"

To anyone that casts doubt on any of these theories, the one and only response has been "you were saying the same about CR7 last year!"; no discussion, the argument is won with that.

Truly, buying Big Ron has broken some people's brains.

Yeah, anytime I see a Twitter thread involving that guy Momblano my eyes just glaze over

Also, I can't believe Borini is a starting central midfielder, what a world we live in

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:24

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Sounds like Juve's front line this weekend will be Ronaldo, Gonz, and Douglas Costa, as negotiations are still ongoing with Dybala and PSG.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 17:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I watched 2 of Milan's preseason matches where he played in midfield, and it was a lot like when he plays as a wing back, he runs a lot but doesn't offer much quality.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 18:25

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Troy Queef posted:

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1163514382900445184?s=21

I think he’ll cut back to 20 a day instead of 60

Or is this the point where Pep takes over :tinfoil:

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 20:32

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

This guy is writing up some nice team previews as Twitter threads. Definitely not the easiest way to consume this info, but pretty good regardless
https://twitter.com/jacopopiotto/status/1163859960456974336

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 18:16

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Juve are asking the league to have more early matches, to provide more exposure to Asian markets.

The does NOT suit my needs, OPs

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 16:57

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

This is violence.

They need to think of the poor, lonely American plastic

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 17:05

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Seems like Rugani is going to follow Spinazzola to Roma in a very similar deal, cash plus 2 primavera squad players.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 21:11

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/nicodegallo/status/1164762995303411713

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 06:29

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Icardi has started training with Inter today

lol

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 13:46

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

El Tanque German Denis just signed for Reggina in Serie C phwoar

Herman owns

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 15:00

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

please, no kinked thumb shaming

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 20:40

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

lets check in on how Stramaccioni is doing in Iran
https://twitter.com/Mehryar10/status/1164937335198404608

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 22:44

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1165278341601071104
smdh at this being a lineup from last year, with the exception of Gonz coming in

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 16:04

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

Didn�t Juve sign like 47 players in the summer? Where are they?

Enjoying a relaxing weekend in Parma I guess

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 16:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Big Huski Boi posted:

Is Ramsey somehow not fit?

You may want to sit down for this news:

yes

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 16:18

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Big Huski Boi posted:

gently caress I tore my hamstring trying to sit down

In all seriousness he only returned to training like a week and a half ago, he'd been out all summer from that injury that kept him out through the last couple of months of last season.

I seriously can't believe Rabiot isn't starting though. He was easily the best midfielder throughout preseason. Putting out the same mediocre rear end midfield as last year :cmon:

#AllegriOut

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 16:22

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Interesting, Sarri is being allowed to communicate with the bench

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:02

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

good save by Szcz

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:15

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/footballitalia/status/1165295464759140353

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Chiellini

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:23

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

I mean it�s not like he�s banned. Mihajlovic was given the same accommodations in Bologna�s Coppa match.

yeah, true, guess it's not that weird

ffs Ronaldo

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:31

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Ron didn't miss that one

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

wow, VAR'd

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:39

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

wow, really great tracking by Douglas Costa

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 17:49

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

loving De Sciglio

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:12

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

loving De Sciglio

this!!!!

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:13

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I can't believe how bad De Sciglio has been

I mean, I guess I can, but it's still making me mad

E: Rabiot has been a disaster since coming on

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:27

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Simone Poodoin posted:

So I managed to miss most of this, just tuned in. Was I lucky?

It's been ok at times, poo poo at times. Ron should have like 4 goals, including one he scored that was called back via a dubious VAR call for offside.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:44

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Fatty was ok today, didn't offer much scoring threat at all, but was decent in possession and creating chances for Ronaldo

No Dybala, #AllegriOut

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:46

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:53

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli posted:

Gerv should�ve given it to Ingelese there. Foolish to take it himself.

Juve are fortunate that a lot of Parma's decision making for the final pass has been poor

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 18:57

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