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I'm curious to know more about goon hygiene habits. Let's talk more about beer showers, how to bathe your balls, how to shave your balls, hot girl bathrooms, and not changing your underwear. What do you do to stay so fresh and so clean.. or in that case what hygiene skills are you lacking?  And seriously wtf is rear end-eating hygiene?
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Aug 16, 2019 19:02
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is it ok to use the same stick of deodorant on both my armpits and my balls?
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Aug 16, 2019 19:12
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nobody eats my rear end but i will submit myself as the goon with the greatest rear end eating hygiene when i first started working outdoors i'd get insane painful swamp rear end because i have a great butt on me now i go the full nine yards to keep my rear end in a top hat and asscrack clean, dry and comfortable. beginning in the shower with standing on my tip toes a bit, spreading my cheeks and letting the water flow down into my rear end in a top hat and taint. i then use a light washcloth and my finger to pull up any overgrown rear end hairs and dingleberries, generally "clean slate" the area. note that i use a quality soap, and sparingly at that, to invigorate and bring good scents to the region. i then repeat the first step and rinse out the area. once out of the shower i gently pat my taint and rear end crack semi-dry, then taking the towel and waving it between my legs to air dry the cock, balls and rear end in a top hat. oftentimes when its really hot i'll go and stand in front of my a/c unit and or a box fan in my studio to completely and perfectly air dry. typically after my evening shower i will consume copious amounts of alcohol, tainting this whole region the following morning with a part diarrhea, part beer foam, part bloody poo poo.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:14
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i have a bidet and a waterpik i like spraying myself with things
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Aug 16, 2019 19:16
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i use tree sap as a facial moisturizer
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Aug 16, 2019 19:19
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E: Hurrr it said goon not good. Of course.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:20
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I take spooky 30 mins showers because I hate water and I don't want to see myself naked. I mostly rub my butt for that 30 mins.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:22
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Just like the hygienic ancient Roman's, my bathroom has a sponge on a stick to wipe after making GBS threads that my whole family and all house guests share
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Aug 16, 2019 19:28
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Also showering is for fancy people, I just cover my rear end stink with bottles of axe body spray
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Aug 16, 2019 19:29
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gey muckle mowser posted:is it ok to use the same stick of deodorant on both my armpits and my balls? Wait wait wait, dudes use deodorant on their balls!?
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Aug 16, 2019 19:31
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always remember to brush your teeth sometimes
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Aug 16, 2019 19:32
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why do you want to know how other people wash their rear end
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Aug 16, 2019 19:35
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i don't
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Aug 16, 2019 19:36
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My Shoes posted:Wait wait wait, dudes use deodorant on their balls!? do women NOT use deodorant on their balls!?
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Aug 16, 2019 19:36
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i poo and pee sometime
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Aug 16, 2019 19:36
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gary oldmans diary posted:always remember to brush your teeth sometimes That's hosed up Next thing you'll tell me I need to brush my hair
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Aug 16, 2019 19:40
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My Shoes posted:Wait wait wait, dudes use deodorant on their balls!? real answer, there was a thread a while ago where a goon whose name I can't remember complained about a coworker not putting deodorant on their balls, and everyone mocked him because no one does that
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Aug 16, 2019 19:40
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gey muckle mowser posted:do women NOT use deodorant on their balls!? So that would be deodorant INSIDE the pelvis, right? Just checkin before i stick this up there.....
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Aug 16, 2019 19:41
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I take a pair of clippers and shear my entire body like a sheep.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:41
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I work out after work so I shower twice a day.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:48
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The human body is made of filth and grease. Put Gold Bond powder under your arms and on your genitals. Put Gold Bond powder in your asscrack. Roll in a giant pile of Gold Bond powder every morning and subsume yourself in the minty sensation. 
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Aug 16, 2019 19:48
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i sweat A LOT
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Aug 16, 2019 19:50
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Talc and lots of it!
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Aug 16, 2019 19:52
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MightyJoe36 posted:Changing underwear and shower beer come before rear end eating. rear end-eating hygiene 101
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Aug 16, 2019 19:56
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My Shoes posted:Wait wait wait, dudes use deodorant on their balls!? I use spray deodorant. Gold bond is better but in a hurry a quick spray of the boys is good.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:57
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:... typically after my evening shower i will consume copious amounts of alcohol, tainting this whole region the following morning with a part diarrhea, part beer foam, part bloody poo poo. See a doctor pronto for gently caress's sake, poo poo is not supposed to have blood in it. Internal bleeding is not trivial Pro health tip: And be honest with the doctor about exactly how much you drink.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:59
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I clean my urethra thoroughly with a q-tip.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:00
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the butthole spritzer in SEA rules for getting fresh
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Aug 16, 2019 20:00
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I take oral hygiene very seriously. That's why I always have a matchbook handy.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:02
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I learned about Dr Bronner soaps here on SA and that was a very good recommendation. So try that.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:03
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My Shoes posted:Wait wait wait, dudes use deodorant on their balls!? There are at least two deodorants designed specifically for the balls. I forget the brand names, but they're rather expensive and afaik only available by mail.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:03
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I take dust baths like a chicken
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Aug 16, 2019 20:05
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Baxter posted:I learned about Dr Bronner soaps here on SA and that was a very good recommendation. since im a fancy boi i like to take half peppermint and half lavender mix em up with some water and then put em in a foaming dispenser bottle
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Aug 16, 2019 20:05
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shave my face every day, shave every thing else twice a week. other than that, trying to get better at exfoliating and like idk not playing with my hair and ruining all the natural curl my idyllic hygiene standard is much higher than i'd ever work to achieve, so i'm normally pretty depressed about the state of my cleanliness
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Aug 16, 2019 20:05
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BigBadSteve posted:See a doctor pronto for gently caress's sake, poo poo is not supposed to have blood in it. Internal bleeding is not trivial been there, done that
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Aug 16, 2019 20:07
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About to throw on some Steely Dan and have a glass of wine in my shower right now. (Stepping in to the cartoon image of a loofah singing Dirty Work) My Shoes fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Aug 16, 2019 20:19
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i like to shave my pubic hair into the quake symbol
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Aug 16, 2019 20:24
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I always make sure to wash my dick and butt until they're sparkling clean and smell of fresh lilacs.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:39
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what's a date?
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Aug 16, 2019 20:41
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I eat an entire stick of deodorant every day
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