limp_cheese posted:When I get up in the morning I take my eye out and put it in a cup of cold water. Its nice to air out the socket and I don't want to be rubbing my dry eye while I'm taking a poo poo. Are you trolling or do you actually have a fake eye because that's kinda neat.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I know my username's just a gag but this advice is just beyond the pale Dang obviously I phrased it poorly. I don't ADVISE it; it was an observation-----a warning, really.
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 03:58 |
Captain Hygiene posted:my username's just a gag Gagging is what Spins does whenever she inhales.
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:00 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Gagging is what Spins does whenever she inhales.
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:04 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:Gagging is what Spins does whenever she inhales.
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:08 |
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went camping didnt even shower ALL weekend i did jump in a lake though
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:11 |
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Lol My teeth are fine, better be $$ I go 4 times a year as well
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:23 |
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Spins posted:Lol Stop digging
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:26 |
... out the maggots from your molar abscess, it's scaring the children
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:26 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Stop digging
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 04:57 |
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Going to the dentist every 4 months rules. About a year ago they forced a free waterpik on me and telling me to not tell anyone else because they were not supposed to give them away. Its great to clean out the space between my gums, which used to be my shin, and the denture that's screwed into my jaw. Sometimes it gives me a taste of the meals I've eaten throughout the day all at once. poo poo's wierd in there so dental hygiene is important to me.
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limp_cheese posted:Going to the dentist every 4 months rules. Sir, I'm not sure if you were aware, but faces shouldn't come with detachable parts and I am worried about you. Are you a living Mr. Potato Head, or perhaps a human more human than human? I'm happy that you're taking good care of yourself and your crevices. You seem like a nice person, just concerned about your body parts is all
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 09:18 |
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You'll find my teeth on page 69 of the big book of British smiles tyvm
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 09:40 |
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Good Ol Filbert posted:Sir, I'm not sure if you were aware, but faces shouldn't come with detachable parts and I am worried about you. Are you a living Mr. Potato Head, or perhaps a human more human than human? There is no need ro be worried. My face exploded many years ago and its quite amazing what medical science can do to put someone back together. I'm aware when I talk about these things it sounds like pure strain bullshit but that's just my life now Might as well continue. One of the things that the dentist hygenist does when I go get my teeth cleaned is give me a haircut in my mouth when the hair in there gets too long. Its not nearly as thick since I did a hair removal procedure that involved an electric needle but there's a few strands they couldn't get. I would do it myself but I don't trust myself not to cut myself with the scissors. It does feel quite good after the haircut but it always grows back. I thought I had more but I think that's it. I'll be sure to post again if I think of anymore insane hygiene things I do.
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limp_cheese posted:There is no need ro be worried. My face exploded many years ago and its quite amazing what medical science can do to put someone back together. I'm aware when I talk about these things it sounds like pure strain bullshit but that's just my life now I'm glad you are here with us. It seems to me that while we can't do dick about autoimmune anything or cancer really Modern medicine IS excellent at repair of physical structures, yeah
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Wash your jeans every day
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 20:23 |
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Vaginas like ears are self cleaning, no need to use all that dish soap or anything. And a reminder that a fleshlight is a pocket pussy, so it probably operates on the same principle.
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 23:48 |
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use tide laundry detergent as lube, problem solved
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# ? Sep 10, 2019 23:54 |
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Assholes are self cleaning too.
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 03:31 |
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Goon + nerd = gnerd, got it?
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 05:20 |
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BigBadSteve posted:See a doctor pronto for gently caress's sake, poo poo is not supposed to have blood in it. Internal bleeding is not trivial To add to this, bright red blood probably not something to be super worried about unless it sticks around for a long time. I mean hey hemorrhoids happen from time to time. But if it’s dark red and in the poop, please do go see a doctor immediately.
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 05:28 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Assholes are self cleaning too. Assholes, rectums. poo poo, the whole body is self cleaning. You might as well stop using stringent detergents.
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 05:31 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Assholes, rectums. poo poo, the whole body is self cleaning. You might as well stop using stringent detergents. that guys dick still stinks i bet
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 05:40 |
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imagine having sex with a cave babe drat if i invent a time machine im bringing condoms
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 07:03 |
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numberoneposter posted:imagine having sex with a cave babe Cave babes are the future.
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 07:16 |
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numberoneposter posted:imagine having sex with a cave babe ...Moe Szyslak?
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 07:20 |
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who am i kidding im not even going to use the condoms
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 07:41 |
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Just get used to the stink and bush
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limp_cheese posted:There is no need ro be worried. My face exploded many years ago and its quite amazing what medical science can do to put someone back together. I'm aware when I talk about these things it sounds like pure strain bullshit but that's just my life now Oh, a human more human than human, awesome! I'm sorry that your face exploded, it must have been very difficult for you.
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 07:52 |
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numberoneposter posted:imagine having sex with a cave babe
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 08:13 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:id bring a bar of soap and try to hint that they need to wash up before we do anything but im pretty sure there are girls of that caliber in present day Yup Cavewoman right here
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# ? Sep 11, 2019 16:13 |
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When I SHID, I FARD as mightily as I can, so as to cast the filth as far away from my person as possible. Now THAT's hygiene
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:50 |
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weekend is coming up time to stave off the shower schedule until monday
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:53 |
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Fitter happier not doxxing too much
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 00:03 |
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Before showering, consider Axe body spray.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 01:05 |
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I'm brushing my teeth rn
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 20:22 |
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I haven't used a comb or hair brush in 15 years.
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 22:25 |
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Rad-daddio posted:I haven't used a comb or hair brush in 15 years. I comb and brush myself daily, but not my head.
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# ? Sep 18, 2019 22:31 |
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Oscar Wild posted:I comb and brush myself daily, but not my head. Are you a hobbit?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Are you a hobbit? Nope, just a hairy hairy man.
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