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“Egads, my roast is ruined!” “And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that are obviously grilled?”
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As Ellen's career wanes, her attempts to capture the public's attention grow more deranged.
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Aug 20, 2019 17:22
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 a better angle of one of those.
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Aug 20, 2019 17:29
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What happens when you let hipster culture run its course to its logical conclusion without shaming or judgment
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Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Aug 20, 2019 |
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Aug 20, 2019 18:36
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Sarah was shocked. Her inflatable husband had never looked at her with such fury before.
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Aug 20, 2019 19:55
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Loosely based on the 1952 story of the same name, Alfred Hitchcock's The Burgs focuses on a series of sudden and unexplained violent burger attacks on the people of Bodega Bay, California, over the course of a few days.
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Aug 20, 2019 20:17
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Those stock photos sure are weird.
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Aug 20, 2019 20:37
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Stryder posted:Finally at peace with American Tourister.  . So old...
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Aug 20, 2019 21:05
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Agent 47's attempt to disguise himself as Anderson Cooper might be his laziest yet.
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Aug 20, 2019 21:29
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 The day heroin is legalized  
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Aug 20, 2019 22:04
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experimental gene therapy inadvertently causes smell-sound synesthesia in a massive part of the population 
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Aug 21, 2019 00:46
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now that the obesity epidemic has killed large % of society it is illegal to eat unhealthily. Some holdouts demand traditional "comfort" foods, citing religious freedom. In response, the Hippocratic Oath has been... rescinded. 
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Aug 21, 2019 00:52
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What is it exactly that makes a photo “stock”? Serious.
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Aug 21, 2019 02:50
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Stock photos generally have a bit fuller flavor than broth photos.
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Aug 21, 2019 03:37
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LIKE NORTH KOREA, DENNIS RODMAN WANTED TO IMPROVE TIES WITH RUSSIA BY HELPING CLEAN UP CHERNOBYL
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Aug 21, 2019 03:41
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Kid discovers one weird trick to get your CD player to play the Oscar Meyer theme song
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Aug 21, 2019 04:00
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The authorized live action remake of Øyvind Thorsby's cult classic changes some details, but even die-hard fans will be impressed, despite the troubled production 
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Less Claypool posted:LIKE NORTH KOREA, DENNIS RODMAN WANTED TO IMPROVE TIES WITH RUSSIA BY HELPING CLEAN UP CHERNOBYL After years of torment and humiliation, the procedure was a success. But it's too late to return to normal life, after all that. The only thing left is revenge
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Aug 21, 2019 04:18
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Turn off your monitor.
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:What is it exactly that makes a photo “stock”? Serious. it’s shot to be sold on a marketplace for ??? use rather than being specifically commissioned for something
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The last surviving member of The Nairobi Trio, a once highly regarded and well paid musical act, checks into a cheap motel outside of Peoria, Illinois. He recalls the heyday, the money, the drugs, the groupies, the glory. But those days are gone now and all that remains are regrets and bus rides to one night stands that barely keep him alive. This night, however, brings one more gig. A reunion tour in .... The Twilight Zone [bongos]
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Aug 21, 2019 10:22
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the year is 3030 dad gay so what is posting again
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Aug 21, 2019 15:58
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Jim suddenly realized that he had been trying to put a diaper on the chicken they were going to have for dinner... but where... was the baby? Oh no! Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 21, 2019 |
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The doctor, in a last ditch effort to curb America's obesity epidemic, holds Mayor McCheese hostage on live TV. . The young doctors wealth of knowledge about coronary disease is about to run head on into his dearth of knowledge of basic ballistics. No one in the audience blinks as he squeezes the trigger...
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Aug 21, 2019 17:57
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To bolster her waning celebrity status, Paris Hilton leaks another sex tape.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:02
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Bobby excitedly inserts the next disc in the Twilight Saga.
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Aug 21, 2019 18:31
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In a world where Ellen and Peirs Morgan have a child....
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Aug 21, 2019 18:36
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Turns out that Tyler the Creator was half right: cyberbullying was not only real, but hyperreal, but the easiest way to deal with it was indeed to "just walk away from the screen".
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Aug 21, 2019 18:44
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Post-Brexit Briton regrets voting 'Leave' after sampling the results of US-UK trade deal.
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John was happy that he'd found a way to eat lunch on the go.... ...but he felt that this new body mod was perhaps a bit too far. 
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