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Manifisto


hmmm, I believe the vintage is . . . thursday? no, this has a slight but distinct tang of garlic knots, and we had those on tuesday


ty nesamdoom!

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Manifisto


[chewing] ah yes, this jackfruit is clearly from last year's harvest, not this year's pathetic showing after a disappointing monsoon season. Malaysian, obviously, which is sadly inferior to the better Indian grades, but one takes what one can get I suppose. the banana notes dominate the pineapple--sadly--but a hint of toffee rescues the overall flavor profile. not one to rank with the greats, but not every pack needs to aspire to vintage quality; sometimes you're looking for a light, summery dalliance rather than a torrid love affair.

[continues chewing]

[keeps chewing]


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

*pours nesquik powder under tongue* *fills mouth 3/4 with milk* *shakes head vigorously*
*raises an eyebrow for a moment before spitting it all over the floor of the grocery store and turning to the high school age employee*

You call this swill edible? I've had better chocolate milk in a kindergarten.

bee eater posted:

*sniffs the little plastic table that comes in the pizza box* eugh, please send it back

Manifisto


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust*

Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?

UWBW posted:

*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?


Twenty Four posted:

Giving a bad yelp review for the nurse giving me an IV drip that is barely keeping me alive.

the ringer's was corked, I can always tell


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Spanish Manlove posted:

*swirls pee around in snifter*

*Wafts hand over glass while inhaling deeply*

*Takes conservative sip, swishes it around in mouth to coat tongue*

*Spits into separate specimen cup, closes it, hands to assistant*

Congratulations ma'am, you're having twins.

pee spectator rates this pee 97/100


ty nesamdoom!

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