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1. they have super bad rear end costumes and are all serious and tough 2. all the movies are interlinked and awesome and theyve only been making like 6 a year for the past 10 years so theyre not super boring and poo poo or anything 3. the movies are super different and oroginal not the same story rehashed over and over 4. all the hot babes 5. they do that cool pose when they land when theyre like on one knee and one hand and do a super tough look into the camera with their bad rear end bat or ant costume on or whatever 6. their only for intellectuals so if you’re a dummy u won’t understand them 7. all the action is like woah!! because the fights are super cool anyway post ur reasons why marvel films are the best thanks for listening
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Thanks for the opinions, I will value them forever
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Aug 22, 2019 10:09
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I clapped when Spider-man did a thing.
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Aug 22, 2019 10:10
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all my friends are super nerds (not like me you understand, im a very cool person) who only want to go see a movie if it's the latest marvel one. i haven't seen one in 3 or 4 years and i'm pretty satisfied with that life choice.
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Aug 22, 2019 10:14
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X-Men is Marvel, right? The X-Men rule, specially Storm
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Aug 22, 2019 10:26
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Universe Master posted:I clapped when Spider-man did a thing. Bad news for you then pal he’s not in them anymore
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Aug 22, 2019 10:28
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Sony will be about to make great Spiderman movies on their own now without having to worry about how to fit him into the existing MCU
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Aug 22, 2019 10:31
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I hope Marvel picks up the Sister Act franchise
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Aug 22, 2019 10:31
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Gandalf needs to join the revengers or whatever
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Aug 22, 2019 10:34
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Gandalf except he carries a sweet gun. Fans will call him Gundalf
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Aug 22, 2019 10:48
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One of the avengers not only isn't magic, like the rest of the avengers, but shoots a bow and arrow instead of a gun. I don't care how good you are with a bow an arrow, a dude with a gun is going to be able to kill a lot more magic norse aliens than you are, dude.
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Aug 22, 2019 10:50
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The Dennis System posted:One of the avengers not only isn't magic, like the rest of the avengers, but shoots a bow and arrow instead of a gun. I don't care how good you are with a bow an arrow, a dude with a gun is going to be able to kill a lot more magic norse aliens than you are, dude. Hawkeye can shoot eighteen holes in one in a golf game. That's magic.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:00
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Universe Master posted:Hawkeye can shoot eighteen holes in one in a golf game. That's magic. I thought that was Odysseus?
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Aug 22, 2019 11:02
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No he means Kim jong Il
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Aug 22, 2019 11:08
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I've got enough things to hate in my life's near-orbit that the thought of getting upset at passable escapist entertainment is funny and silly to me *lands in this thread with a BOOm and a wry smirk*
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Aug 22, 2019 11:10
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We are all having a good laugh at this now but you won't find it as funny when that raccoon comes forward with a sexual harassment allegation.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:12
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you broke my grill posted:Sony will be about to make great Spiderman movies on their own now without having to worry about how to fit him into the existing MCU At least he wont be in an iron man suit anymore. I just watched endgame yesterday and im kinda glad that entire movie series is over. I am tired of watching the same punchmen punch things.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:21
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I had a coworker who thought these movies were super great: -He wore a flat brim fitted baseball cap that said "MARVEL" in gold metallic letters. -He often chatted with the dishwasher about what scenes were the most "bad rear end" from the films. -He liked to start sentences with "Man, if you had read the COMICS..." -He was in his 30s and didn't often do laundry despite working in an open kitchen. -When he quit, his friend posted a yelp review slamming the restaurant: saying that it was utter poo poo except for the "cool guy who looked like wolverine that used to work there". His resemblance to Hugh Jackman was tenuous at best.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:22
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does hollywood even try making comedies anymore? Thor Ragnarok came out like 2 years ago and I still can't think of a funnier comedy made in the last 2 years besides Sorry to Bother You which was funny as hell and #1 it's usually the same crap with Will Ferrell other crap with Jason Bateman Kevin Hart being the opposite of funny 3-4 Melissa McCarthy movies a year Madea does a thing something that probably has Seth Rogen and Zac Efron in it something unwatchable with Amy Schumer in it obligatory Adam Sandler garbage something written by Tina Fey starring all her friends no longer on SNL
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Aug 22, 2019 11:24
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these cgi fuckfests are ruining cinema. what was the tights budget for the last movie??? i work with a guy who has grown his facial hair out to look like iron man
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Aug 22, 2019 11:25
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Tell me more about this Marvel. What is a super hero? What's a Spider Man?
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Aug 22, 2019 11:27
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zaepg posted:Tell me more about this Marvel. What is a super hero? What's a Spider Man? It's actually Man-Spider
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Aug 22, 2019 11:30
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I have four man spiders in my room right now.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:44
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you broke my grill posted:Sony will be about to make great Spiderman movies on their own now without having to worry about how to fit him into the existing MCU No because they'll be too busy making him fit into their NEW Marvel universe which has a lot less characters in it.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:45
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zaepg posted:I have four man spiders in my room right now. Charge them rent, Fritos isn't free
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Aug 22, 2019 11:47
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Tom Gorman posted:does hollywood even try making comedies anymore? Thor Ragnarok came out like 2 years ago and I still can't think of a funnier comedy made in the last 2 years besides Sorry to Bother You which was funny as hell and #1 sorry to bother you is really good thoguh it'd take something really good to be better than it
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Aug 22, 2019 11:51
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Tom Gorman posted:does hollywood even try making comedies anymore? Thor Ragnarok came out like 2 years ago and I still can't think of a funnier comedy made in the last 2 years besides Sorry to Bother You which was funny as hell and #1 Sorry to Bother You was really good but I don't know if I'd consider it a great comedy because it wasn't especially funny.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:53
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I liked 'The Boys' because it had superman's in it. I liked it when they were all super but also sometimes when they were less super.
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Aug 22, 2019 11:55
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zaepg posted:Tell me more about this Marvel. What is a super hero? What's a Spider Man? Listen Bud, he's got radioactive blood!
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Aug 22, 2019 12:05
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Every minute of every superhero movie would have been better spent doing pushups, or squats, or hitting yourself in the balls with a stick.
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Aug 22, 2019 12:40
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I have never once understood why these comic book movies have become so mainstream. Any and all of them. Ok every few years you toss out a batman/superman/spiderman movie? Great. Sure. This poo poo?
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Aug 22, 2019 12:49
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Every minute of every superhero movie would have been better spent doing pushups, or squats, or hitting yourself in the balls with a stick. don;t leak my workout secrets!
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Aug 22, 2019 13:08
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Aug 22, 2019 13:15
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Tom Gorman posted:does hollywood even try making comedies anymore? Thor Ragnarok came out like 2 years ago and I still can't think of a funnier comedy made in the last 2 years besides Sorry to Bother You which was funny as hell and #1 Hard to make funny movies because it needs good jokes, therefore good writing Why green light movies like that when you can just remake Aladdin
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Aug 22, 2019 13:17
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Actually, goons, the mcu is entertaining and good
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Aug 22, 2019 13:17
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Why wont marvel and sony think of the fans and let spiderman play with captain america hulk thor iron man etc!! Dont they like money? Shut up and take my money!
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Aug 22, 2019 13:20
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Captain Beans posted:Hard to make funny movies because it needs good jokes, therefore good writing hollywood comedy just knows it can't compete with the internet.
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i love a murpie with the bat man and a spider man and a fishiefishie man and a lil weenie ant man and and and ooh a wonderful lady and a marvellous lady too! and maybe a big angry man? oh god i just love muuuuurrrrrrpppppppies
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Aug 22, 2019 13:29
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Breaking news: goon dislikes something that's popular
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Why is there a spiderman and a batman and even a catwoman but no dogman?
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