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1) unemployed and live with their dad whos always lounging around in a kimono 2) they eat pizza for dinner everyday 3) big into ninja poo poo and collected swords 4) smelled like poo poo 5) they live in the sewer. Their house was a literal poo poo hole 6) Donatello spends all day on the computer |
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Raphael literally wore a fedora and trenchcoat in the movie |
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Aug 23, 2019 17:55
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very clingy to the only woman they interact with |
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Aug 23, 2019 18:01
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they never have sex, ever unlike king coop who fucks, these turtles are virgins |
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Aug 23, 2019 18:02
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hell, same
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Aug 23, 2019 18:02
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cowabunga dude... my crippling depression and addiction to high carbohydrate foods keeps me insulated from society and living in a god drat sewer with my martial arts weapons collection
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Aug 23, 2019 18:04
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splinter: vocaloids aren't real michaelangelo: huh splinter: light & sound, designed to seduce the untrained mind. become a student of JPOP, and you will become a master of the real michaelangelo: wisdom
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Aug 23, 2019 18:34
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i am cool but rude. the ladies love me but i push them away.
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Aug 23, 2019 18:40
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Chrs posted:they are massive "in-shells"
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Aug 23, 2019 18:40
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Luvcow posted:cowabunga dude... my crippling depression and addiction to high carbohydrate foods keeps me insulated from society and living in a god drat sewer with my martial arts weapons collection ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2019 18:41
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Aug 23, 2019 18:53
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Counterpoint: they are cool and ride skateboards and turtles can't grow beards |
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Aug 23, 2019 20:13
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7. wore fkn fedoras as a disguise the public knew who they were they just wanted to stay awy from the humanoid ambphibans who reek ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2019 20:55
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imagine trying to do stealthy ninja stuff but everyone knows you’re coming a block away because you live in the sewers and reek of poo poo |
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Aug 23, 2019 23:01
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imagine being april o'neil, an innocent woman who is constantly harrassed on the street by horny fedora-wearing turtles reeking of poo poo and visiting her at random
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Aug 23, 2019 23:15
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"SUP APRIL" *opens trenchcoat and lets long, slimy cloaca unfurl to the ground with a pathetic thud*
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Aug 23, 2019 23:18
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help! there are monsters chasing me! suddenly, a man wearing a goalie mask who hits kids with hockey sticks appears gently caress
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Aug 23, 2019 23:21
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 “hello ladies!” |
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Aug 23, 2019 23:23
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cant believe i was into the toxic masculinty turtles at one time
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Aug 23, 2019 23:23
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Chrs posted:
DONATELLO: ...im touching it through my trenchcoat, WANNA SEE??? *lets tiny pathetic cloaca unfurl to the ground, which changes to a different color for a single frame because of piss poor animation* ---------------- |
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Aug 23, 2019 23:26
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or is that leonardothe disguise is very good i will admit
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Aug 23, 2019 23:28
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Chrs posted:imagine trying to do stealthy ninja stuff but everyone knows you’re coming a block away because you live in the sewers and reek of poo poo imagine?
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Aug 23, 2019 23:28
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WetNightmare posted:or is that leonardothe disguise is very good i will admit turtles, when will they ever stop being so deceitful? |
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Aug 23, 2019 23:30
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*a snapping turtle, pulling its head into its shell* COWARD
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Aug 24, 2019 00:01
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Chrs posted:
i had forgotten about april's nerd sidekick it is me i am the patriarchy
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Chrs posted:
"has anyone ever told you how big leonardo's thing is, and how cool it is and how good he is with it? even i, a total stranger engaging in the art of casual conversation, which has not yet been destroyed by smartphone technology, am well aware that leonardo is the ninja turtle to gently caress, if ever two ladies were presented with such an opportunity. welp see ya" ---------------- |
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Aug 24, 2019 01:27
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WetNightmare posted:"has anyone ever told you how big leonardo's thing is, and how cool it is and how good he is with it? even i, a total stranger engaging in the art of casual conversation, which has not yet been destroyed by smartphone technology, am well aware that leonardo is the ninja turtle to gently caress, if ever two ladies were presented with such an opportunity. welp see ya"
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Aug 24, 2019 02:49
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WetNightmare posted:"has anyone ever told you how big leonardo's thing is, and how cool it is and how good he is with it? even i, a total stranger engaging in the art of casual conversation, which has not yet been destroyed by smartphone technology, am well aware that leonardo is the ninja turtle to gently caress, if ever two ladies were presented with such an opportunity. welp see ya"
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Aug 24, 2019 03:59
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perhaps it's raphael in disguise as leonardo in disguise to test the waters if she's down without any awkwardness afterwards if she's not into it |
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Aug 24, 2019 04:41
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best friends with an angry teenager who always wears a hockey mask and engages in vigilantism |
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Aug 24, 2019 14:09
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Aug 24, 2019 14:12
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Shredder: Look, I'm sure we can sort out this misunderstanding and prevent any further fighting. Let me introduce you to Krang. Turtles: No way, man! We're straight-edgers! |
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Aug 24, 2019 14:55
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Chrs posted:1) unemployed and live with their dad whos always lounging around in a kimono yeah but still, we gotta move beyond obvious facts ---------------- |
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Aug 24, 2019 16:08
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Heather Papps posted:i am cool but rude. the ladies love me but i push them away. there was never any realistic chance at sex ---------------- |
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Aug 24, 2019 16:09
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Chrs posted:
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Aug 24, 2019 16:11
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jeffery posted:the one in the purple suit is hot Irma is TMNT’s Velma |
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Aug 24, 2019 17:21
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jeffery posted:there was never any realistic chance at sex baby i may be cool but i'm a 6 foot teen turtle, so first, i am legally a minor, second, i have the biggest cloaca you have ever seen. fuckin huge. third, i am rude, and you look like you fell into a mutagenic goop when you were a little mole rat and now you stand before me, resplendent in your mucus.
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Stop hogging the gently caress ball, Raph |
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