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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The leather market is crashing
 
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lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Finally, my plan to replace the leather industry with flayed cock flesh harvested from my tiger-tongue like dick sucking capabilities, with vigorously chapped yet prodigious DSLs, has come to fruition.

I am taking preorders on my first run of cockskin boots.

hello, yes i would like to return these cockskin boots i wore them in the snow and they shrank two sizes

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The leather market is crashing