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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Doc Hawkins posted:

how does anyone on a motorcycle think kicking a car is going to work out for them, why am i finding so many of these



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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

C.M. Kruger posted:

A huge pickup truck in Europe means that all the overcompensation jokes are actually true.

Yeah I don't think it's unreasonable to be annoyed with EV specific parking because a normal person can't afford to drop 100k on a Tesla but the guy with the pickup can gently caress right off

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/TvXTdVx.mp4

The first 5 seconds are more like Arschfreude

lemonadesweetheart posted:

Cheapest EV new in Ireland is Renault Zoe starting at around €26k. :saddowns: It's not as ridiculous as a Tesla but it's still ridiculously high given the givens.
Yep and something reasonable like an Ampera-e is about 35k. While a Skoda Octavia is 15. Granted it's gonna be completely gutless and probably come with crank windows but if you need affordable transportation, that's it.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dillbag posted:

Roger Stone found guilty on all seven counts.

:yeshaha:
I'm definitely not alone but this was exactly my reaction as the news came out:

TurboFlamingChicken posted:



I ironically toxxed in the Avenatti thread, but at this point I tell people it was unironically. Jesus.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Olympic Mathlete posted:

In human to car interactions, the car is always wrong. Just like, slow down... You're sat on your arse in a vehicle that requires minimum effort to move, US market cars are mostly automatic so it's not like the driver would even be inconvenienced by changing gears.


https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1196868386321522689
Not if the human just Leeroy Jenkins it into the intersection.

These are all bad dogs. No species solidarity whatsoever.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4iMv0pAZVR/?utm_source=ig_embed

Apparently this happened a while ago but the news just came out now. They did crash into innocent people but I think the joy of two idiots crashing their vetted and being arrested and humiliated publicly offsets that.

E: yes how I forot to mention that it's FATHER AND SON crashing into each other while drag racing their (presumably) matching cars in a loving tunmel

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 28, 2019

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
On the one hand, lol.

On the other, having been stuck behind a slow moving Cinquecento like that without legal passing possibility for miles, :zpatriot:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/498008486551506945

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1202220023730839555

:discourse:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

It's only problematic if he were turning blackface, but I think they only do this in the Netherlands.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Kindergarten Cop is a great movie. I'm the party pooper!


BOOTY-ADE posted:

Isn't Tuumasoda what Arnold drank for his headache in Kindergarten Cop?
It's a tuumas festival!

https://youtu.be/VP6frGtC5gw

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Is nobody going to comment on all the hair and dust on the image? How do you even get your cameraphone sensor dirty? It can't be just on the front element because it wouldn't really be visible.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bossy lady posted:

True, but gta2 introduced random pitch for farts and burps
:hmmyes: that's a world-changing innovation right there!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
There are a few other right-wing shitheads that I get constantly confused with normal good people. Joe Walsh and Steven/Stephen King at least and there was another case I think.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Don't worry, things got much much worse over the years


also I guess he had to flee to russia for being such an insufferable racist


Oh no, this is like the opposite of Mr Cool Ice

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Yeah mouthing off to a bouncer usually just gets you pushed away or grappled a bit, but if there's a weapon involved don't expect to retain consciousness or verticality.
That's rule 3. Be nice until it's time to not be nice.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PhazonLink posted:

people always think of themselves in the trolley car problem.

but what about the poor job creator / owner of the train yard and trains and logistic company?

Or the poor train. It could get... dented.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dad?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/JZ6VAdd.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonRileyWDRB/status/1237413358481047553

I've never really felt bad for an attorney, but holy poo poo, watch this guy's reaction to his client basically just losing his drat mind.

Lol that's pretty good but it's no State of Georgia v. Denver Fenton Allen

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Krankenstyle posted:

drat his head looks big

I'd bet the hat doesn't fit

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lol what a loser. I bet he had to sell his McLaren and now his doors open like this

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Lone Badger posted:

And is also five times your size.
Unfortunately they couldn't get this book because of the sanctions

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The granny lays on her back, belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to get up, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Because it's better for the economy.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cage posted:

Did you see the part where she dropped the expensive phone? Yeah its probably only a display model but it seems the point is her reaction.

It's clearly not a professional shoot. Although it looks like a Huawei phone, Xiaomi recently had a competition where you were supposed to film a short video at home (e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWM8ZGj0ua8), so maybe they had something similar going on and she dropped her own expensive phone.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A good old "what did she think was going to happen". Like it's literally a loving banana.

https://i.imgur.com/kBoYGI1.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
Almost makes me want to become a kindergarten teacher, but I''l have to settle for a close second corporate job.

Lodin posted:

Ron Johnson, Global Head of Consumer Products at Riot Games posted this on Facebook.



Riot have sent him on leave and are investigating. But this is Riot and it's not the first time their leadership have done poo poo like this without repercussion so he'll get a slap on the wrist probably.
drat I wish I'd been doing so much cocaine

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK posted:

remember when weratedogs did a racism and white washed some dogs names before posting lmao

Seems like they realized their mistake or whatever, so I assume they are cool
That was just a dog whistle

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Communist Walrus posted:

Is this crossfit?

Yes it's their new neck exercise

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Oh gently caress that thing very much. One of my most vivid memories is clipping it with my knee, tumbling over and then not being to walk from the pain for several minutes.



This is from a great article on Ars Technica btw: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/06/boomshakalaka-how-the-original-nba-jam-caught-fire-through-chaos/

Although I was a big MJ fan in the late 90s, I didn't really know all of the background rivalries and relationships so watching The Last Dance afterwards made this 100% funnier.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The schadenfreude is on everyone who watched this season of Westworld or should I say Worstworld. The chase scene is terrible in the context of the episode too (and the genre gimmick is a waste of time) but this music is terrible too and certainly doesn't help the scene either. No idea how it won, but I'm glad it did.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Westworld suffers Hannibal syndrome - very stupid, but incredibly stylish.
:wrong:

The difference is that Hannibal is, while ridiculous, very good otherwise. Westworld makes no sense, has terrible action scenes, doesn't do anything with the characters, etc.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Fattest PI posted:

Well, I've always been a moron
Not disagreeing here, but it could certainly be either actually, the trick works if you drop in a burning match or something too.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Wait, why would the leopards eat my face? I voted for them!

Literally the "me sowing me reaping" tweets :discourse:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oh god he even touches his eye :gonk:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

Sounds like a perfect 80s name for someone too.

It was a good name for a 70s band

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

the more screaming the more they get into your mouth though...it's a tricky situation. He should have dove into the water, but I respect attempting to do some blind samurai move and hit all of them in one stroke before a single one gets up his nose...sadly he never studied the blade.

Just scream inside your heart

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ralph Hurley posted:

I resign as president and I gently caress off forever
Holy poo poo imagine what would happen if they did that.

It'd also be a better way to get rich off the stock market than the bitcoin scam.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You can see the horse changing direction when he flies in front of it, too. lol.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I guess that usually goes something like this?

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ilmucche posted:

Wait they gave him 200 quid??

Of course, for the sick e-brake turn

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