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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Don’t bring an empty shopping bag to a bong fight.

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Why didn't he put on a gas mask bong when they started spraying

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Clitch posted:

If you get enough white trash and alcohol in a room, a stun gun will just materialize from the ether. It's the damnedest thing.

Or just be in Mexico. First to let go loses! Fun times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBn3cv9hg1Q&t=225s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsfSdv4Dm4&t=13s

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

moist turtleneck posted:

Why didn't he put on a gas mask bong when they started spraying

Didn't need to, nothing gets into those lungs he can't process.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

lemonadesweetheart posted:

Cross postin this

Holy poo poo, quite the rollercoaster. The last second before the video cuts off is what made this extra hilarious.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

Every time something about this guy pops up I mistake him for Peter Molyneux and think "Come on, Fable was okay"

I thought he was that creepy weirdo guy who is/was obsessed with Ellen Page, and did those kinda lovely playstation games like heavy rain and 2 souls.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
You're thinking of David Cage, who is indeed a creepy weirdo (Beyond used a fully nude model of Ellen Page's character even though most of her body was hidden and in no way needed such a detailed image)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Yeah, Peter Molyneux is harmless. He just hypes up every single game he does as a revolutionary, world-changing masterpiece and then it's just kinda mediocre. I wouldn't be surprised if his staff keep trying to prevent him from doing interviews or marketing himself because he does such a godawful job.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
peter molyneux was that guy who made world-changing masterpieces... thirty years ago

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/GNdnnaB.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

canyoneer posted:

if you're racist and get fired it's your fault *clap clap*
if you're racist and get fired it's your fault *clap clap*

You were spotted in the mob
And you lost your loving job
if you're racist and get fired it's your fault

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, Peter Molyneux is harmless. He just hypes up every single game he does as a revolutionary, world-changing masterpiece and then it's just kinda mediocre. I wouldn't be surprised if his staff keep trying to prevent him from doing interviews or marketing himself because he does such a godawful job.

Peter's schtick is to poo poo on his last game to sell his next game. "Yeah (game) was disappointing, but (game+1) is going to be amazing and revolutionary!"

(time passes)

"Ok (game+1) was disappointing and mediocre, but wait until you've seen (game+2)!"

He had some good ideas but in the idiom of the Kickstarter thread, he's not much more than a glorified Ideas Guy.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

I was waiting for a 16-wheeler to speed by right after they hit the pole

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

lemonadesweetheart posted:

Cross postin this

That's certainly a gentleman in a position to talk about the seriousness of mental health issues.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Peter's schtick is to poo poo on his last game to sell his next game. "Yeah (game) was disappointing, but (game+1) is going to be amazing and revolutionary!"

(time passes)

"Ok (game+1) was disappointing and mediocre, but wait until you've seen (game+2)!"

He had some good ideas but in the idiom of the Kickstarter thread, he's not much more than a glorified Ideas Guy.
Millionbux lost his last shred of relevancy after his studio released that box clicker game and he then tried to screw over the guy who won it. These days nobody gives a gently caress about him and his last game was a literal walking sim where you fart along a randomly generated dirt road and gently caress all happens.
I learnt my lesson after Black and White so when Fable came out I had very low expectations. All in all that game was really good but it didn't contain half the revolutionary stuff he promised. As usual.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Lodin posted:

Millionbux lost his last shred of relevancy after his studio released that box clicker game and he then tried to screw over the guy who won it. These days nobody gives a gently caress about him and his last game was a literal walking sim where you fart along a randomly generated dirt road and gently caress all happens.
I learnt my lesson after Black and White so when Fable came out I had very low expectations. All in all that game was really good but it didn't contain half the revolutionary stuff he promised. As usual.

I mean, its all kind of relative. Compared to Chris Roberts he's like the second coming of gamer Jesus.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Black and White and Fable both had revolutionary fart and poop technology.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Push El Burrito posted:

Black and White and Fable both had revolutionary fart and poop technology.

GTA 2 had already mastered fart technology before those games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePQqY52W5Wc

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

bossy lady posted:

GTA 2 had already mastered fart technology before those games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePQqY52W5Wc

You could do that in the first GTA!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Here's everything I know about Stefan Molyneux:



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kennel posted:

Here's everything I know about Stefan Molyneux:





I'm entertained by the image of him as a sort of argument-negating elemental, magically appearing to smugly dismiss one side of any fight.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

verbal enema posted:

You could do that in the first GTA!

True, but gta2 introduced random pitch for farts and burps

Shad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKspQAeabQI

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bossy lady posted:

True, but gta2 introduced random pitch for farts and burps
:hmmyes: that's a world-changing innovation right there!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

mobby_6kl posted:

:hmmyes: that's a world-changing innovation right there!

I did not know that and it is

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, Peter Molyneux is harmless. He just hypes up every single game he does as a revolutionary, world-changing masterpiece and then it's just kinda mediocre. I wouldn't be surprised if his staff keep trying to prevent him from doing interviews or marketing himself because he does such a godawful job.

Peter Molyneux has suddenly earned a lot of respect from me. Yeah he’s kind of an idiot who exaggerates a lot of stuff, but at least he isn’t that other Molyneux.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kennel posted:

Here's everything I know about Stefan Molyneux:





Pretty sure the Politoon thread found out that Peter had commissioned those strips, lol.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Also he got really mad once because he saw Wonder Woman on a can of spaghetti-os

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

sounds like a real winner
*pukes*

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bossy lady posted:

True, but gta2 introduced random pitch for farts and burps

Shad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKspQAeabQI

I used to find this poo poo super funny until that one psycho walked back into a Madden tournament and shot a bunch of people. Acting like those people over a video game should get you banned from "competition" forever.

The correct way to express your frustration is by declaring "this game cheats" and then disdainfully stating it's "a game for babies." Like an adult.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

bobjr posted:

Also he got really mad once because he saw Wonder Woman on a can of spaghetti-os

Don't forget that it was part of a series of cans that also featured Batman and Superman, but since one had Wonder Woman, he declared it feminist propaganda.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lodin posted:

Pretty sure the Politoon thread found out that Peter had commissioned those strips, lol.

To discredit Stefan and protect his family name?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

lemonadesweetheart posted:

Cross postin this

It is now my goal to use 'done himself a mischief' in casual speech every day until I die :australia:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

It is now my goal to use 'done himself a mischief' in casual speech every day until I die :australia:

Nothing like keeping in the company of Choppa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0iUp8tNqRQ

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Solice Kirsk posted:

I used to find this poo poo super funny until that one psycho walked back into a Madden tournament and shot a bunch of people. Acting like those people over a video game should get you banned from "competition" forever.

The correct way to express your frustration is by declaring "this game cheats" and then disdainfully stating it's "a game for babies." Like an adult.

These days, big events like Evo have metal detectors and X-ray bags because of the shootings at the Madden tournament and Mandalay Bay. I guess the schadenfreude is on the US for our monthly mass shootings.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

bossy lady posted:

True, but gta2 introduced random pitch for farts and burps

Shad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKspQAeabQI

Is it just confirmation bias or is there something about Smash Bros that causes more of these freakouts? A generally younger and/or less mature player base?

Here's the only case where it would have been acceptable to freak out over a loss, but also be completely unable to do so because of how awesome it was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgSAOxwr0xE

For non fighting game nerds, Chun Li is kicking Ken's rear end, and with him having a sliver of life left unleashes her super combo move. Ken player parries the whole thing. Not block, blocking just reduces the damage so blocking one of those hits would have killed him anyway. The window for parrying an attack is only a few frames and this guy does it like 10 times in a row (including a pause in the rhythm and one in midair(!!!)), then responds with his own super combo to win.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I love that clip so much, I have another angle of it saved to my Youtube favorites. The joy of the crowd, slowly at first, then rapidly losing their drat minds as they realize what they're watching is infectious.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://i.imgur.com/aru8wH4.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Ov7zlHi.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Sp9oqA1.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jGfD0Cx.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/KEok7nt.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jDWEn2W.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bossy lady posted:

These days, big events like Evo have metal detectors and X-ray bags because of the shootings at the Madden tournament and Mandalay Bay. I guess the schadenfreude is on the US for our monthly mass shootings.

Monthly?



The wikipedia's a wild ride, too

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Takes No Damage posted:

Is it just confirmation bias or is there something about Smash Bros that causes more of these freakouts? A generally younger and/or less mature player base?

Here's the only case where it would have been acceptable to freak out over a loss, but also be completely unable to do so because of how awesome it was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgSAOxwr0xE

For non fighting game nerds, Chun Li is kicking Ken's rear end, and with him having a sliver of life left unleashes her super combo move. Ken player parries the whole thing. Not block, blocking just reduces the damage so blocking one of those hits would have killed him anyway. The window for parrying an attack is only a few frames and this guy does it like 10 times in a row (including a pause in the rhythm and one in midair(!!!)), then responds with his own super combo to win.

Melee in particular attracts maladjusted grognards who refuse to shower. No one knows why this is.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
The FGC has issues stemming from combining competitive video games, competitive martial arts, and nerds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsJfLKtGlfw

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Gotta respect the strength of Hillary’s index finger.

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