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i'm gonna gently caress you up man. i'm gonna pull my punches while stamping my feet to make it sound good |
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you think you can handle this you jujitsu bi*ch? you see how oiled up and tan i am?
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i'll even give you the first hit. i'll fling myself backwards and do a flip off of the slightest contact you pencil necked geek
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Sep 3, 2019 01:53
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you think you can win. HA! i'll probably die really young of heart problems because i abused steroids to maintain my freakish physique
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Sep 3, 2019 01:53
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lost my old email posted:i'm gonna gently caress you up man. i'm gonna pull my punches while stamping my feet to make it sound good nice try buddy, but you're no match for my pull punch & chest pound technique |
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Sep 3, 2019 01:58
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step the gently caress back i'll literally do a frontflip off the couch over the coffee table onto all those pillows we just laid out you punk |
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Sep 3, 2019 02:00
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lost my old email posted:i'll even give you the first hit. i'll fling myself backwards and do a flip off of the slightest contact you pencil necked geek
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Sep 3, 2019 02:43
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Never breaks eye contact with you the whole time I slap my elbow in a menacing manner |
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Sep 3, 2019 02:50
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Admit it, when me and "Mean Gene" Okerlund used to chat in our interviews back in the day and I shook while glaring at the camera white eyed you were scared. You were REAL scared. OOOOO, YEAH... |
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Splatmaster posted:Never breaks eye contact with you the whole time I slap my elbow in a menacing manner
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Sep 3, 2019 03:55
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I yell, I scream, even when the libraries hosts our monthly fake pay-per-views
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Sep 3, 2019 03:56
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lost my old email posted:i'll even give you the first hit. i'll fling myself backwards and do a flip off of the slightest contact you pencil necked geek 2 hits. Ur neck, you hitting da ground
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Sep 3, 2019 04:02
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2 hits, the ref hitting the canvas for the two-count and my shoulder leaping up from the mat, the crowd in disbelief
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Sep 3, 2019 04:14
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1 hit. Never again will i achieve this level of commercial and critical acclaim
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Sep 3, 2019 04:23
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Slappin' my thigh and flipping my hair as I KICK U IN THE FACE! Hold on. It ya v. powerful move so I'm gonna need to charge it up w/ these stomps of my kickin' foot. |
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oh man. oohhhh buddy. oh my friend. you are in a world of trouble, compadre. i'm just gonna go to the car and get the cassette with my walk on music real quick oh it is soon to be on now. ohohohoho it is butt stomping time i can't seem to find it this trunk is a disaster. my man, you are in for a whoopin' poo poo, we took the dog out at the weekend so all the normal trunk stuff is in the garage woooh boy, you made one big mistake i'm gonna have to ring sharon to bring it in do not worry we live close oh my brother, you are for it
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Sep 3, 2019 09:41
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APPLE PIE, brother! |
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*gets fired from my daytime construction gig for decimating my hand because I thought this is how u hold a sledgehammer*
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SEPTEMBERSLAAAAAAM
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Sep 3, 2019 13:13
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*uwe boll logs in* "now... now is my time to shine once again" |
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Sep 3, 2019 14:34
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Hugh Malone posted:*uwe boll logs in* I read this as eww, boils left leg
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Sep 3, 2019 15:00
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Oh buddy. I have got a record for YOU! https://youtu.be/McLw5Tg5GOc |
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Sep 3, 2019 15:19
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i'm hosting the big family reunion bbq this year. everybody gets made at me cuz none of the folding chairs sit flush with the ground
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Sep 3, 2019 15:42
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bee eater posted:i'm hosting the big family reunion bbq this year. everybody gets made at me cuz none of the folding chairs sit flush with the ground I'll bring the tables. Can anyone provide the ladders? |
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Sep 3, 2019 15:44
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Heather Papps posted:2 hits. Ur neck, you hitting da ground this is not going well better hulk up    
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Sep 3, 2019 20:45
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*tears off street clothes to reveal*
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Sep 3, 2019 21:07
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lost my old email posted:*tears off street clothes to reveal* help me mods please help
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Sep 3, 2019 22:41
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This is an "I quit" match, you know what that means, loser keeps interrupting the winner's matches for months before officially rejoining.
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Sep 4, 2019 19:09
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I am going to run into the ring at you SO HARD I am going to somehow tear both of my quads and have to yell at you all red-faced in a seated position. |
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Sep 4, 2019 19:37
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*yells "WHAT" in response to each time the Wendy's drive thru clerk asks for my order*
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Sep 4, 2019 19:41
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bee eater posted:*yells "WHAT" in response to each time the Wendy's drive thru clerk asks for my order* https://youtu.be/aMmAsqtGRmk |
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Sep 4, 2019 19:43
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lmfbo
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Sep 4, 2019 19:46
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bee eater posted:lmfbo https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 4, 2019 19:59
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Honk'!
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Sep 4, 2019 21:08
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THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUN DAY in the YOB'O DOME! Homer Sim Pen challenges Kirby in the ring over an accusation that he ate the last donut! Find out who will win only on PAY-PER-VIEW! CALL NOW
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Sep 4, 2019 21:18
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Clicked expecting either that or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOSitBxpTWg
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Heather Papps posted:Honk'! 
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