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Gort posted:You say that, but part of me now wants to see Agincourt refought with modern compound bows and roided-up horses barded in Chobham armour Sounds like a Mount & Blade mod waiting to happen  Edit:tax 
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Colostomy Bag posted:I think what this thread needs on this special day is a Stimpire themed Bond poster.  From The Stimpire with Pain?
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Jul 14, 2020 14:49
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deskeletonise yourself and face to stimpire
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Going to play Death Stranding in 25 mins when my crappy internet finishes the download. Lets see what all this fuss is about.
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no_recall posted:Going to play Death Stranding in 25 mins when my crappy internet finishes the download. Lets see what all this fuss is about. Don't let the enemies box your ears 
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peter gabriel posted:I'm not even gonna try to fix that Looks like a perfectly normal deskeletonization.
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Bofast posted:Don't let the enemies box your ears Funny thing is game come with a gold exoskeleton? Happy Deskeletonization Day!
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Jul 14, 2020 15:21
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Happy Stimpire Day! 
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Colostomy Bag posted:I think what this thread needs on this special day is a Stimpire themed Bond poster. You Only Die Thrice? Live and Let Fry? Thundervolt?
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Colostomy Bag posted:I think what this thread needs on this special day is a Stimpire themed Bond poster. Chris And His Lies
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Dreadwroth2 posted:I'm super tickled that some people in this thread have apparently never looked into proper flight sims, those are the most expensive games made if you want everything. Just check out Eagle Dynamics' prices for DCS modules. lols in VR Also just bought an X56 because I needed moar buttons.
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. Any time a hundred steps, any time a hundred years, the world has been divided. Two hundred years ago, the Four Empires and the Second Stimpire are united. They have united their forces to play their final game against the Fourth Stimpire, whose has been purging those who refuse to join their race of 'deserters'. Many in the Fourth and Second Empires believe that the Worlds of the Fourth and Second Stimpire must be punished. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Rape is outlawed, as is non-consensual pregnancy. The mere act of child-bearing is punishable by torture and execution. If a human being is caught premarrying another human, they will be subject to rape, dismemberment, execution and even possible death by having their eye gouged out, at which point they may re-enter the world. What appears to be "gift economies" run by imams and entrepreneurs such as Golden Rice or so-called "spiritual tourism" are illegal. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Thus, Third Crime would be maintained throughout its lifespan. Occurrence of the Fourth Stimpire in the real world, or someone trapped inside it, could create a problem. The situation that such a situation could occur to a person is impossible. However, if a Fifth Stimpire could manifest itself, it would be necessary to quash that. Since Fourth and Fifth Stimpire are those that take in extra-dimensional stimuli, their formation in such a way as to be the result of dimensional specks landing on Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. The alien technology of electrical stun in the form of the Phasing Suit is strong, versatile, and cheap, and the public is heavily addicted to it. Anything that punishes criminals with pain is good. When converted into Phasing Suit form, any form of electromagnetic effect is turned to pure electricity. Phasing Suit's "white" level is the level of electromagnetic effect with a resistance of 0, and its dark level is the black level of electromagnetic effect with a resistance of However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. So how do I forget about football? I don't. This film assumes its viewer is a football fan, or a fan of the sport, who suffers the persecution of living on the galactic grid as its waged mercilessly upon them. Its an offense to a field full of soccer players that they are punished and killed for what they love, and the aim is to be brutal and feature over the top violent violence against the players.The unfortunate fact is this method is actually seen in parts of the human system, but was less Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. With the immense wealth of identity theft, fake deaths, and deaths by coercion, countless cultures have come to find their way in a hierarchy, or at the very least, where they think they belong, when in reality they are on a lowest rung - the level of ghosts. Sometimes these ghosts are members of societies that they have never known before, and sometimes they are members that are out to gain as much power as they can. Regardless of where you land, the journey will be both rich and frightening. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. On the way to the capital, it is impossible to act morally due to the fact that you are on autopilot. All the actors there are evil, so you do not feel any desire to kill a single person, so you make a general statement and jump into action. Thus you both ignore and defy the law of morality, but is more enjoyable to do so. The machine in the final match will contain six red balls, and then four blue balls, and then the other four ones will be thrown by the malfunctioning super computer Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. The blasted planet is now completely gone and they think it was a zero-risk venture. To quote from the science fiction novel The Earthist, there is no more Utopia. This is the reason behind modern civilization using powers like M.C. Escher and MathJax to create functional and beautiful buildings. It is also the reason why a modern helicopter is so stupid to begin with. Comedy Edit Another aspect of the Scottish accent is its comedic potential. Especially in the 80s and 90s. Ironically Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Prisoners are forced to wear the same clothes as each other for 8 hours and are required to endure the same conditions without a change of clothing for 12 hours. Prisoners must be continually provided with food. They are restrained in stasis caskets for 48 hours, then fed through tubes to their stomachs, preventing them from taking any food. Prisoners under torture are all naked. First the hood is placed on their head and then the treatment begins. Torture is actually made more torturous Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Needless to say, if anything goes wrong with the injection then the child can go into a deadly seizure which can be fatal. They even carry around hidden cameras for surveillance, so that they can prevent any stray use of the process." "A few years later I was looking for a more stable diet. I was reading all about it from Jack Norris and other nutritionists, and decided to take the plunge. The results were dramatic. One year later, we didn't eat any corn at all, our hair, body odor, etc. had Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. This includes the human population. After a five-year stay, the Stimpire is discarded. After a three-year stay, some dissidents, the most vocal being the Treets, are allowed to return to live on Earth, and while still considered aliens, are given the choice to become human again. After two years, the Revenants are freed to live among Earth's population again, while still being considered aliens. After four years, there are some foreign policy issues left unresolved and thus an enhanced Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. This includes the human population. After a five-year stay, the Stimpire is discarded. After a three-year stay, some dissidents, the most vocal being the Treets, are allowed to return to live on Earth, and while still considered aliens, are given the choice to become human again. After two years, the Revenants are freed to live among Earth's population again, while still being considered aliens. After four years, there are some foreign policy issues left unresolved and thus an enhanced Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. Should the victim of this modification attempt to leave, they will fall into the depths of their mind and drown, eventually dying. Their primary motivation is to survive. Not only are they expected to stay alive, but to be nourished, and will even eat anything with heart, such as pets. At the end of the day, their victims are just things. And thus the Stimpire feel absolutely no emotion for them. The Stimpire will throw things around. It is also said that they can also pull their eyes off as The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. Therefore this report will be viewed for the special assassination and security reasons in these days. We announce that together with your revolutionary guards we have prepared a special ammunition pack. The enemies will suffer a massacre and the men of the GSE-based attack force will be very surprised as to what might be hidden inside this ammunition pack. And they are beginning to develop the possibility of opening the Pandora's box of misery and filth, which is held by the INEM service.
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no_recall posted:Funny thing is game come with a gold exoskeleton? That's probably there to match the silver liquid that your spine got replaced with.
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happy deskeletonization day acolytes of the 4th stimpire! together, in unity, we celebrate the most painful day of the year. glory to the SA and the SP BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jul 14, 2020 |
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all hail the stimperor, may their reign triple every secondpeter gabriel posted:░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▐░░░░░░ TheAgent fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jul 14, 2020 |
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Deskeletonization day must be so loving confusing for people who like only check in on this thread every once in a while. Anyway happy skeleton day or whatever 
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Dynastocles posted:Also why are people in the year 3000 are still making references to the 2008 Obama poster? I'm Commander Shepard Fairey and this is the best graphic design on the citadel.
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I love skeleton day and that Wishmaster Skeleton Persia clip was amazing. In the world we use to set our comics and poo poo in, one of our major races is Skeletons and they kind of hatch out of "humans" just like that. Often humans only have rights in this setting because it's too hard to tell a larval skeleton from a regular human.
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quote:I mean, they're not holding back ships larger than that that've been put up for pledge from the PU. Look at the Carrack. A ton of ships used in SQ42 are already in the PU.
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Do my eyes deceive me or has this godless thread failed to post the Monkey Island skeletons doing their song and dance
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Gave Everspace another shot. Once you understand how to play it, it’s actually pretty good. But where is the “buy jpg.” feature? I can’t seem to find it.
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Happy de-skeleton day everyone! I hope you're all shocked by the best kind of electricity! Hail his Stimperial Majesty, may his grinders never get clogged!
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peter gabriel posted:I'm not even gonna try to fix that You sound like Chris Roberts on patch day...
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peter gabriel posted:
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Colostomy Bag posted:I think what this thread needs on this special day is a Stimpire themed Bond poster. On His Stimperor's Secret Service No Time To Die (From the Worst Kind of Electricity)
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Never forget. Its an older joke, but it checks out.
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Khanstant posted:It really cracked me up when Mass Effect 2 went full-blown Fable, making "renegade" options change your skin to have more fiery, glowing, evil cracks. With Mass effect 2 and 3 I guess they wanted to bring the dark side back from Kotor, and although you can put down money to negate the effects, it was weird them explaining that having your facial reconstruction recovery dependent on if you are a dick or not. I've plugged in hundreds of hours on MGSV. The symbolism of Big Boss being a demon is beaten so over our heads (with no payoff), the helicopter shrapnel symbolizes the demon horn, and the loose strap hanging from his gear in the back is supposed to symbolize a demon tail.
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Someone take my skeleton... please!
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Having twice been rewarded for my efforts with a retelling of the tale of the 4th Stimpire; May your special day swelter, awash in bitter shitizen tears, amid premonitions of the great final crobbler failing. And then fair trials all round preceding The Stand dis-corporations, before thy most brilliant light doth envelope all. The gathered will now repeat - All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord Bomb made them all. He gave us eyes to see them, And lips that we might tell, How great is Bomb Almighty, Who has made all things well. Ah-min.
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Found this looking for something else but had it labeled License To Shill and it's from like 2016 This one was labeled GoldenParp https://i.imgur.com/2l5D8hk.gifv
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So lets check what the guys on the spectrum are doing during deskelday Ah, the same they have been doing for around four months now.
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trucutru posted:So lets check what the guys on the spectrum are doing during deskelday There is really nothing past 3.11?
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De-skeleton day all ways takes so much out of me. I always feel so flat after it.
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monkeytek posted:There is really nothing past 3.11? Windows for Workgroups in
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Oh poo poo, they accidentally deskeletonized SQ42.
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