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Imagine being so mad about people posting about a videogame that you post about how mad you are about those people posting about a videogame. Just lol my dude
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Sep 6, 2019 15:38
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Going to ask people at Dreamhack if Star Citizen has what it takes to make it in the big leagues.
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Sep 6, 2019 15:40
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Whats the over/under on how many people i ask before i get tossed out by security?
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Sep 6, 2019 15:41
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I unironically ironically love Star Citizen
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Sep 6, 2019 17:22
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Just got my first warning by security staff for talking about star citizen at dreamhack gently caress the police
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Sep 6, 2019 23:45
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Scruffpuff posted:That wasn't security - that was a real-life manifestation of subsumption AI coded by Chris Roberts himself, which he could do much faster than his employees, and he absolves himself of that. Just got released by the security at Dreamhack Mtl. I was incarcerated for crimes against the state of the game.
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Sep 10, 2019 14:35
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Agony Aunt posted:Vertical slice... my rear end. BOOM! BOOM!
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Sep 11, 2019 20:40
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Agony Aunt posted:Indeed. I will forgive the thread this time with regards to your faulty memories and bad opinions about my hairstyle but I must interject. THEYVE ALREADY ATTEMPTED STAGGERED RELEASE DATES. It loving flopped and then went back to fully developing on patch. Bonus points if you remember how they initially focused everyone on Star Citizen then switched to Squadron 42 for lile 8 months and then split and then refocused the team AGAIN
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Sep 12, 2019 03:05
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Kikas posted:Namco Bandai has a patent on loading screen minigames, that's why noone else can do them. I was under the impression that that patent had run out some years ago.
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Sep 12, 2019 11:34
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Oh look, my Crytek cheque came in the mail today 
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Sep 12, 2019 17:28
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Chris Roberts Plays Star Citizen
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Sep 12, 2019 17:36
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TheAgent posted:Also the sushi here in Michigan wasn't bad, but goddamn their mochi is terrible Where the gently caress were you at Dreamhack dude?!
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Sep 14, 2019 00:00
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So I bought Borderlands 3 and I played it for like 2 and a half hours
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Sep 15, 2019 05:48
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First off, guys, ya'll need to loving work on your art style because it was cool the first two times but now it looks dated as gently caress.
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Sep 15, 2019 05:49
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Oh look, the desert environment! Havent seen that poo poo before
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Sep 15, 2019 05:50
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Secondly, let me skip cutscenes. I dont really give a poo poo as to why anythings happening at the start and your basic tutorial is so boring and plodding that I can only wonder how anyone still convinces devs that we need 20 mins of text, audio, and mindless walking/escorting until i can shoot someone in a shootman game
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Sep 15, 2019 05:51
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Oh and i played the first two borderland games before randy became so gross sex pest and the only reason i say that is because i know who the gently caress lilith and fat velma are and i dont care for their intros. They arent cool or interesting. The into cutscene to the game sucked poo poo too
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Sep 15, 2019 05:53
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Anyways i never experienced good gunnery because i only got to lile lvl 10 or something but what i did shoot and murder was okay I GUESS but nothing felt new, unique, or worthwhile. Not given you a means to test a character first before selecting it as your personal avatar is also nuts in a 3rd game in a series.
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Sep 15, 2019 05:55
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Gotta say though that i was reminded of the gross joke weapon in the game that refers to a pitchford quote about his weird sexual comments and thats a level of introspectivityness that i do not care for and am slightly disgusted by
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Sep 15, 2019 05:56
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Which led to me remembering that claptrap aint the same voice actor, iirc, because pitchfords a cheap bastard.
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Sep 15, 2019 05:57
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And gently caress me i aint using the Epic Game Store to scan my pc for friends so i can auto add them to a coop session because i dont really like epic
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Sep 15, 2019 05:58
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Borderlands 3 devs. Stop making maps so loving huge if you aint gonna give me the means to summon a hoverboard or plane or whatever at will. I shouldnt have to "catch a ride" in specific locations because i did that years ago and it sucks
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Sep 15, 2019 06:00
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Why cant game devs have escort quest characters move at the same speed as the player? Why am i always 50% faster than them and playing an elaborate game of red light green light against myself?
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Sep 15, 2019 06:02
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Look Obama hoped for change once and so do i let me loving bitch about borderlands and wish that people werent so loving stupid in rainbow six siege WHY DID YOU WATCH ME DIE I HAVE THE SHYWJSJWORCU
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Sep 15, 2019 06:04
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Anyways at least the gun drops sometimes graces me with legendaries even at low levels even though they still kinda sucked for what they were and im tired of shooting skags and shotguns are broken cause they ragdoll people all the time and drat wouldnt it have been cool if you could have had an AI buddy that followed you around and used special abilities and poo poo?
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Sep 15, 2019 06:06
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I mean if you do end up playing this game kill chubby or loot monsters cause they fart out guns from their corpses when they die which is nice so i give borderpoop 3 a 9 out of 10 yumps
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Sep 15, 2019 06:07
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Or about 4 out of 5 refunds Which is what i did cause gently caress off and innovate you perverted fuckstain. The only reason anyone cares that you own duke nukem is because other people could make a better duke nukem forever with their eyes closed
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Sep 15, 2019 06:09
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Star citizen is great and Chris Roberts played it once
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Sep 15, 2019 06:17
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Bofast posted:So, worth waiting until it's $10 or so on a Steam sale in a few years? Well it aint going to steam for a year anyways thanks to exclusivity deals, but yeah get at heavily reduced price after release because its a giant "meh"
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Sep 15, 2019 14:56
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Solid 5 out of 10 work from a state of the art advanced studio breaking the boundaries of gaming by reinovating absolutely nothing and potentially calling decade-old techniques something different like super server mesh operated cooperative landing and take-off modulation theory, otherwise known as drop-in drop-out coop. Now, Star Citizen on the other hand...
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Sep 15, 2019 14:58
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:I heard they fired the guy who wrote BL2 and made it funny. Is the new one funny? From what I played, no, maybe because a lot is rehashed old jokes.
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Sep 15, 2019 20:54
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Id fix Star Citizen by claiming Valve has partnered with me to make Half-Life 3 and we would use the super advanced tech from behind the scenes that nobody has seen yet to make a super Half Life 3 where you play as Gordon Friedman exploring ppanets and trying to find the Vortigaunt homeworld
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Sep 17, 2019 04:29
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Civilized Fishbot posted:Announce World of Warcraft: Star Citizen at Blizzcon The plan was to announce Star Citizen: Ghosts at Blizzcon
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Sep 17, 2019 11:37
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Bootcha posted:Hey gang. The script he dropped on stage and then made the intern awkwardly picj up while everyone was kinda confused about the whole ordeal?
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Sep 17, 2019 11:40
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Spiderdrake posted:Always remember that people in this thread claim he is charismatic and an excellent salesman His watch has more charisma than he does. Chris is anti-charisma.
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Sep 17, 2019 22:17
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Nicholas posted:Find a video of Chris speaking for any length of time and then skip ahead to any point. Theres a 50% chance the first thing you'll hear is "UhmmMM" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fu6nCpruY
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Sep 17, 2019 23:18
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kilus aof posted:A combination of what Chris Roberts was saying day one, DREAMS.TXT and you right now literally thinking more about the implementation and implication of this system than CIG ever has. The Roman system is designed for slaves and non-romans. In Star Citizen, you play as a person who was born to parents born in the UEE, so the Roman system doesn't apply and is stupid.
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Sep 19, 2019 18:02
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Sabreseven posted:Legend has it that he originally wanted to his handle to be "Goose", but his close proximity to Strangli meant not referencing long necks for fear of another 'incident'. Honk! Honk!
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Bumble He posted:here are my nominees: “best picture“ (adz adama), “best director“ (rob crissert), “best actor“ (hobo lando), “best costume design“ (sandi), “best film editing“ (rexzilla), “best documentary feature“ (bootcha), “best makeup and hairstyling“ (that guy with the crazy combover) Where the gently caress is my "Key Grip" credit you bastard!?
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