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I discovered this farce around the infamous Christmas stream where Croberts struggled to play the game he apparently was all in on. I think it’s high time we direct Greenpeace and PETA in his direction; this amount of whaling must be breaking some international treaties.
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So Sandi jumped ships and the whales are still splashing around, expecting a finished product? What the Christ.
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At this point, I’m actually surprised Crobear doesn’t just flat out deny making all those ludicrous promises, evidence be damned. It works for Trump on a daily basis.
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Apr 25, 2020 17:12
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Robber(t) Industries.
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May 1, 2020 12:10
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Has anyone pointed out that Croberts kind of look like a slightly younger Andrew Lloyd Webber?
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May 21, 2020 00:45
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Colostomy Bag posted:https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/1262805745541746688 This is so pathetically sad I have a hard time processing it.
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May 22, 2020 07:52
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Came here after seeing the ED trailer. My guess is that the whales are a bit spooked huh?
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Jun 4, 2020 19:09
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Shitizens claiming that SW: Squadrons is good for SC down the line reminds me of Hitler in his last days before his suicide when he went “actually it’s great that the allies are leveling Berlin to the ground with nonstop artillery and air raids because that makes it so much easier to rebuild the city as Germania!”
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Jun 16, 2020 14:10
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loving lol at those posts shittalking lethality. How do you even become such a rube that people instantly loses faith in anything you like?
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Jul 3, 2020 20:55
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You’d think Greenpeace would be all over Croberts and his whaling crew by now.
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Jul 5, 2020 08:45
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It’s good to remember that the whales deserve no sympathy for their upcoming catastrophically loss of investments when CIG goes belly up.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:06
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Spectre was kind of eh. More than anything it cemented just what an outdated creepy character Bond is, Daniel Craig’s charm be dammed. It did have a real good fight scene on a train tho. No Time To Die is a real kickass spy-film title and I’m cautiously optimistic.
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Jul 13, 2020 13:46
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Gave Everspace another shot. Once you understand how to play it, it’s actually pretty good. But where is the “buy jpg.” feature? I can’t seem to find it.
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Not to mention they are working for EA and remember: EA bad.
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Jul 14, 2020 23:33
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Mr.Tophat posted:For me it peaked when Derek Smart got banned from SA For me it peaked with Chris Roberts being unable to play the game he handwaved into existence on livestream, and angrily making GBS threads on the chat UI while doing so.
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Jul 28, 2020 21:52
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CIG always delivers, just not what you paid for. Unless you paid for unexpected hilarity, and I guess most of us here at SA did that at some point.
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Aug 3, 2020 05:10
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In the not too distant future, shitizens will earn redditcred based under which presidential administration they first pledged.
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The developers are probably dealing with Chris much in the same way that Trump’s babysitters handle him: by straight up lying and showing him custom-made jpgs that in No way represent reality.
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Sep 18, 2020 17:14
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I hate that this is now part of human history.
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Sep 24, 2020 03:06
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The moment anything of substance is released, the dream ends, and with that, ends the excuses.
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The one thing I hate the most with Shitizens is their arrogance and disdain for anything that isn’t touched by Croberts sweaty palms. “Look at these simp AAA developers, making games that entertain millions across the globe without even doing something totally new and groundbreaking!” (whatever that is in this day and age.
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peter gabriel posted:Don't hate it, embrace it and enjoy it. You’re not wrong, and I’m gleefully waiting for that day. But at the same time, I find their constant shitposting on anything that isn’t SC to be grating. The game I look forward to the most right now is Deathloop. Arkane Studios make great games, and Deathloop looks really cool and fun. But I know that if any of these idiots were to see a trailer for it, their takeaway would be “produced by Bethesda? Hah, look at these losers”.
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I rolled my eyes pretty hard when Star Trek Discovery name dropped Musk, but it was pretty funny in hindsight after his big “rescuer diver is a pedophile” debacle.
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RDR2 is breathtakingly beautiful at times, and also manages to be a great game. Your move, Space Bear.
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I mean if it looks cool it shouldn’t really have to make sense in a sci-if environment. Croberts and the Shitizens are really digging their own graves when they keep on insisting that SC has to be the most realistic fedilistic thing in existence. The AT-AT is objectively a stupid impractical design but it’s cool as gently caress so there you go. Slap that baby in your movie and you got something that will endure forever. But if you insist your movie is a realistic take on futuristic vehicle designs, you’re just choking yourself into producing boring stuff. BigglesSWE fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Oct 23, 2020 |
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Apparently these kinds of games has a huge community. Farming Simulator in particular usually has a huge tournament on Gamescom.
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My personal favorite is Street Cleaning Simulator: https://youtu.be/_dTcJBM2eEg Still more functional than SC.... I’ve been going all in on Railway Empire recently. It’s weirdly fun and challenging.
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So what, they’re comparing the repeated delays of Cyberpunk to SC? Last I checked, Cyberpunk wasn’t slinging pre-order deals to the tune of thousands of dollars, several years ago.
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WaltherFeng posted:I think its funny how SC insists on using displays on the cockpit when even moden fighter jets have HUD integrated into the helmet so pilots can move their head freely. WWII in space, baby!
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L. Ron Hoover posted:Ok so if all of this is "already in the game or coming soon" and just needs some new systems "layered in" why did you have to come up with a whole long metaphor to explain it? It's in the game so it speaks for itself right? This reminds me of that documentary that came with the 2004 Star Wars DVD box, wherein Mark Hanukkah tells a story about how the studio men was worried when they were making the first film, that Chewbacca had no clothes on or as Hamill put it: “of all the things to worry about : The Wookiee has no pants.” Phone decided that Hamill the first time was to be Hanukkah and who am I to judge?
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I’m thankful that I, nor anyone else I know, was never fooled by this scam.
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I for one would be incredibly calm if I heard the company I’ve invested thousands of dollars in starting to go all philosophical on the concepts of promise, progress and the such. Hell I’ll buy another Idris, just to signal my calmness!
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/1337168373218746368 It’s so pathetically transparent how insecure he is in regards to SC. Anyone know how much he’s spent on it?
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It blows my mind that gamers are actually willing to turn sour on CDPR after all this hype yet Star Citizen endures. Star Citizen is the Donald Trump of video games: the uselessness is stupendously obvious, yet the base swallows it whole.
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Dwesa posted:https://twitter.com/subvegio/status/1339811756470902784 For all the poo poo about Cyberpunk 2077, last I checked, they didn’t shill out expensive deluxe packages 8 years back which are still not fully implemented.
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Someone mentioned they haven’t released their Christmas content? Are they still planning to?
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I’m genuinely curious: if CIG just out of nowhere stated tomorrow that “Star Citizen is done. This is it. This is the full release”, would the whales be outraged or would they quadruple down on it being an amazing product with groundbreaking X Y and U?
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I feel like the only reason this great blind behemoth of a game schlogs on is that it is, all things considered, not that big of a market for these vague original IP space shooty games. Can you imagine what it’d look like if Star Wars Squadrons’ gameplay reveal had the same air of cringe, brokenness, anguish and boredom as that legendary Christmas stream all those moons ago? It’d be nuked from orbit by the media and meme landscape.
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Whatever can be salvaged is really besides the point. The point being: they kickstarted the game eons ago and promised pretty much anything to anyone. The only thing that keeps this house of jpg.‘s from falling apart is the perpetual development cycle. If the reason you pledged 6 years ago still isn’t nowhere to be seen, don’t worry! The game is in development, they’ll get there! I feel like taking over the development of SC at this point would be kind of like taking over the rule of Nazi Germany in May 1945. The writing’s on the wall, pal.
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The “in stock” always makes me laugh.
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