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Royal Mail bringing out a set of stamps to commemorate the UK’s magnificent contribution to the history of video games. Sadly Crobber hasn’t made the cut https://twitter.com/gamesfreezer/status/1214502504626565121
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 12:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:37 |
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Lesnick’s old bedroom seems to have surfaced in the retro photos in the main “gently caress Lowtax” thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980&perpage=40&pagenumber=590#post506044453
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 17:25 |
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Just been going through some old bookmarks and found this classic video. If you're a relative newbie to this thread and havent ever seen the time Chris Roberts showed us the magic of Star Citizen, as it repeatedly crashes, borks, and fails in spectacular ways - overlaid with audio of Goons lolling and an excitable Derek Smart screaming about being right - then you are going to love this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DCbvu-uF4o&feature=youtu.be&t=5767
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 18:06 |
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Ars weighing in with another article dripping in sarcasm. All very funny but when are one of the big tech sites going to have the balls to call bullshit on this fiasco? What will it take? https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/07/star-citizen-dev-offers-roadmap-for-development-of-new-development-roadmap/
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 18:24 |
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This citizens lengthy Meltdown as he has a moment of clarity and realises everything Roberts told him was a lie is quite sad to read... https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitize...utm_name=iossmf
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 07:40 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Horizon Zero Dawn is out on Steam on Friday. It's a 2020 port of a game that released in 2017, and started full-time development in 2013 after two years-production. The sequel is intended for next year. This post doesn't have anything to do with Star Citizen, but it fascinating to list all the big games nowadays that weren't even green-lit at the time of its kickstarter. It’s also one of the best AAA games ever released for PlayStation. Stunning graphics, totally original combat model, massive world, and a lengthy, clever and genuinely interesting story. Oh and there was a fantastic second DLC mission released too. But,eh, enjoy your bartender I guess Citizens
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 18:29 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:A DJ option? The kids have been dancing around to big name DJs in virtual nightclubs in Fortnite for about 3 years now. Checkmate Citizens
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 07:34 |
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Combat Theory posted:#ISANDWITHMANDY I recently posted a link to the video of that very occasion https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898069&perpage=40&noseen=1#post506690994
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 05:40 |
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More glorious fidelity here. This is cringingly awful even for Star Citizen. I had games on my ZX Spectrum with better lip sync and facial models than this https://twitter.com/SubliminaLsChan/status/1302720732720443394 smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 9, 2020 |
# ¿ Sep 9, 2020 03:46 |
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Am I missing something here? I thought “scooching” was that thing dogs do when they wipe their rear end on the ground after a particularly hefty poo poo
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 17:01 |
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Crobchat is already filling up with Citizens keen for Chris to give them more details on their particular dreams and overwrought theorycrafting.. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/star-citizen-birthday-ama/3433705
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 17:44 |
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TheAgent posted:this deffo has a "welp, we were a tad overzealous with our earlier kickstarter promises" energy The fact that the best Maestro Chris Roberts can rustle up to celebrate his baby's 8th birthday is a desultory webchat with some neckbeards about various features he's probably forgotten he ever promised in the first place has an air of doom and tragedy
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 17:52 |
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Video is up https://twitter.com/ChambersArt/status/1314961936447156231
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 17:53 |
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It’s just astonishing how little gameplay they still have to show in these videos. 8 years in and they have nothing, zilch, nada that resembles an actual gameplay sequence from an actual videogame
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 18:31 |
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colonelwest posted:At the end the camera just pans around the station, a big lifeless art asset full of a maze of cramped corridors that looks like something from a late PS3 era game. There is no gameplay shown, nothing moving, not even a single NPC walking around. This is the big reveal, the big money shot after a year of radio silence, going into year 9 of development and 6 years past the original release date. It all just looks like Doom 3 to me
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 18:49 |
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Dwesa posted:From election thread: Yes. Yes they do
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 18:32 |
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800peepee51doodoo posted:Actually been looking at those as well as stuff like that Behringer minimoog knockoff or the Mother 32. I contacted a dude on craigslist about a Korg Monologue which seems pretty ideal for a beginner and when I was looking around at this stuff it seemed like there was one of those sitting at every synth workstation on youtube. While you're deciding you can have some fun with this - released recently,. Browser based 303 and 808!! https://808303.studio/
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 18:00 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:Organ Harvesting Missions & harvesting tool Jesus loving Christ
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 19:16 |
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cmdrk posted:I like to imagine an alternate timeline where Chris Roberts heads up development of World of Warcraft at the turn of the century. Flying Mounts are already in the game and cost upwards of 200,000 gold even though you can’t fly anywhere. Meanwhile players gather together in the Goldshire Tavern to marvel at the highly detailed animation of a Gnome pouring a Moonberry Juice
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 07:50 |
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So. After deciding not to bother in the scrum to get a PS5 I’ve finally decided to join the PC Master Race and get into PC Gaming. My shiny new Ryzen 7 box arrives tomorrow. This means, of course, that I could actually finally play Star Citizen if I want - rather than just lolling at it from the sidelines. The question is - is it worth polluting my nice new machine with Christopher Roberts shitcode in order to do so?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 17:52 |
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Well friends - today’s the day. It’s Free Fly time and so, over five years since first discovering this shitshow and chuckling at it from the sidelines, I am going to despoil my lovely new £1500 PC and download Christopher Roberts shitcode and finally see it for myself.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 05:36 |
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Popete posted:Any brave souls who are gonna try out SC for the first time, I have a challenge for you. Challenge accepted!
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 06:01 |
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Arse. Croberts is making us keen new UK recruits to the ‘verse wait until 10pm until we can jump into our free JPegs
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 12:20 |
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Space Jeremy Clarkson epitomises Christopher Croberts artistic vision
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 18:27 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:I was stressing out what to get the better half for Christmas. I knew a jpeg wouldn't cut it. Everything you need for Xmas ...
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 22:40 |
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The Titanic posted:So I was hoping for more trip reports from people having tons of fun. I'll guess you guys are too immersed and haven't time to post. OK so here’s my report so far on my brand new Ryzen 7 /2070 rig. Had my AMD monitoring software running on the other screen and immediately upon launch the CPU meter went straight into bouncing between the yellow and red zones. Frame rate was around 30. Couldn’t work out how to get out of bed. When I did the character fell straight on the floor and it took me a while to work out how to stand up. Was pleased to see 900 years in the future in space I still have a mixer tap sink, kitchen roll and a pot scrubber handy. Having seen many videos on here of the next bit I got through the wankpod/ lift/ elevator panel tedium quite easily and found myself in the legendary lobby of T poses. It was actually quite an awesome moment being there for myself, the weird emptiness and dead eyed stares of the NPC as they earnestly stand on their chairs has a haunting quality. Luckily Chris Roberts has placed signs guiding you to the expo so I pressed on, past more lifeless NPCs frozen on the stairs down to the subway. On arriving in the expo entrance I was delighted to see my first proper bug as the top half of an NPC bounced furiously through the floor. Went to the expo, looked at some ships. Got inside a Gladius I think? The JPEGs do, as everyone says, look quite impressive although Croberts obsession with putting kitchen/diners and toilets inside heavily armed gunships is truly bizarre. Went to get a coffee from the kiosk hoping for some of the exciting subsumption bartender AI to kick in but the lady Barista just stared through me and kept repeating the same 3 stock phrases over and over again. All in all - it’s just WEIRD. The creepy, empty, lifeless feel of everything is almost atmospheric if you were playing a Westworld style game about the day humanity was replaced by dead eyed automatons. The NPCs look and act like youre in a Second Life instance from 2002 and everyone’s gone AFK Bit more time today so will attempt to fly a ship. The keyboard bindings screen is also hilariously bad - why make it so you can’t read anything on the screen until you magnify it with your mouse? Bizarre smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Nov 22, 2020 |
# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 06:45 |
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New Jax McCleary video just dropped ... https://twitter.com/HarryEnfield6/status/1330434130044219393/video/1
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 10:07 |
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Sarsapariller posted:That's right, there are now insane MMT-theory buying guides for Star Citizen based on the firm knowledge that ship prices only ever increase. Why Croberts hasn’t launched a cryptocurrency is beyond me. These Neckbeards would eat it up
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 11:04 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I was gonna do another stream of playing the SC free fly where I try to fly a ship... But I don't really want to. Can someone post an uninstall guide so I can be sure I get every trace of it off my system? Echoing this. I’ve seen enough. How do I get rid of this poo poo?
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 23:21 |
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Beet Wagon posted:When I first read it I immediately thought the "accessibility" line referred to how it used to be impossible to actually get in Origin ships with a box or whatever, but now I realize they just meant "cheaper" lol As a noob to playing in the exciting space world visions of Christopher Croberts this stumped me last week. I got as far as the landing pads and ordered up a 300(?!??) I think. I then spent a good 10 minutes waking around the loving thing clicking on any and every surface to try to get in and the only thing I could find that was clickable was this dumb loving box on the side. I suppose I could have googled for the answer to how to do something as obtuse, obscure and arcane as actually getting into your spaceship in a goddamn space shooty game but frankly I couldn’t be arsed and just logged out.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 05:51 |
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Jonny Shiloh posted:At the funeral... Worth remembering that this fiasco has now dragged on so long that not only has Clarkson left Top Gear and the BBC, he has also wound up his subsequent Amazon programme where he masturbates over fast cars, and now lives a quiet life on a farm while occasionally presenting Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2020 06:00 |
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Just went to look at the hot tubs on the gigantic whale yacht that Croberts has on show in his expo today. Got inside the ship and immediately fell through the scenery into a nightmarish hell world. GOTY
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 14:44 |
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sebmojo posted:If anyone hasn't done it, I strongly recommend playing it at a free fly. It's just astonishingly broken and tedious. Can confirm. Over 5 years chuckling at this poo poo here and got to try it for real for the first time over the last two weeks. It’s phenomenally lovely in all respects.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 21:06 |
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I have to say Chris Roberts = Antoni Gaudi was the dumb as gently caress hot take on this shitfest I didn’t know I was missing
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 12:32 |
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Got round to hooking my Quest 2 I got for Xmas up to my PC and tried out Star Wars Squadrons. Just astonishing stuff. Seriously - if what you want from vidya is flying around in space shooting things in a realistic manner why on Earth would you be waiting around for Christopher Croberts to get round to fixing the lifts in New Babbage and stop his coffee shop workers T-Posing when you can literally be sitting in your own hyper realistic virtual X wing ?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 00:09 |
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Sarsapariller posted:It's like a perfect microcosm of the CIG development method. You missed out: Currently playable: NPC stands locked in place motionless at coffee stand that looks straight out of Second Life circa 2002. Stares straight ahead and repeatedly shouts one of three stock phrases at you regardless of what you do.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 06:20 |
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They’re really going all in on making that one guy who sits in a bar wearing too many jackets a cornerstone of the entire experience aren’t they?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 19:37 |
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I too look forward to our glorious techno future where we load up our jacuzzi equipped space chariots with everything we need for our adventure by hand, one box at a time, from a shopping trolley.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 00:12 |
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I dunno man. If we’re now at the point where TechBros are trying to leverage money by selling tweets then maybe Crobber and his JPEGs was just ahead of his time. https://twitter.com/jack/status/1367990471759306752
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 02:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:37 |
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Game performing as expected The guy is now having a huge meltdown because none of his Joysticks work lol
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 06:14 |