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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I haven't had many gaming dreams but gaming elements have been seeping into my otherwise regular dreams, like people will talk about how a dungeon was discovered underneath my city and the mayor was hiring parties of people to explore it, or the other night I dreamed I was trapped in the Arctic so I was cutting out pieces of ice to make an igloo but could only carry them over the top of my head one at a time like Link holding a vase. I threw one at a polar bear and it's eyes turned red and it started chasing me, so I started kicking at it while making hooting noises and I woke up when I kicked my wall in real life.

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I dreamed that Kojima made Metal Gear Solid 6 but blew the entire budget on getting Angelina Jolie to mocap for it and she really phoned it in.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I dreamed that I had to have surgery and the surgeon was visiting me at my home to explain the procedure. As he's talking his eyes drift towards my computer and he says "Oi mate, that's Steam innit?" and locks me out of my own computer room and starts playing CK2. He plays it like a complete psycho, turning on the heavy metal soundtrack dlc and playing it like an rts by only ever attacking people and ignoring the life elements. Then he unlocks this Noah's Flood event chain and I start getting jealous because he's seeing stuff I've never had before so I tell him I want him off my case and he leaves my house looking disappointed.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

Congratulations to the person marrying the barcade bachelorette

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Playing dragon quest 11 before bed and gently slipped into dreaming about it. I was having a pleasant stroll through the Dundrasil area and slimes were hopping around peacefully. Then I realised I hadn't camped for ages and my characters would be starving, because you can only feed them at camp, so I frantically looked through the menu and my only party member was my dog. he had zero HP and his title was "dead because of you" and the priest wouldn't bring him back because his spirit was too sad to return to me.

lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Pablo Nergigante posted:

Last night I dreamed I was playing Death Stranding and I walked past a weird giant black door in the side of a mountain and a woman’s voice was calling out from inside. She said that it was a casino and I should come in and gamble. Somehow I instinctively knew that it was actually the G-Man from Half-Life trying to trick me so I sprinted away but the camera was still pointing towards the door and I fell off a giant cliff and woke up.

Lmfao. Not today, G-Man.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Only somewhat gaming related but I dreamed thst I met an old friend at the swimming pool when suddenly Roman bath LARPers showed up to force us out. I demanded to see what rulebook they were using and they threw it at my face.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I've been having a recurring dream about a coop online game where you have to "attack Dracula's castle". In the first dream my group came across a fork in the road, one way was.covered in mushrooms and was a lot shorter than the other way which was more direct but very long. We went the mushroom way and the mushrooms released spores that grew all.over us and rotted our lungs. That was a few nights ago.

Last night I tried again wih a different group and they told me we should go to.a house on a hill first since it was almost night and big monsters show up at night. We enter the house and start rifling through drawers and grabbing stuff when one of the players lets their dog in. The dog is just everywhere and it blocks your movement if you run into it and it's insanely fast. Suddenly werewolves show up and I'm trying to stealth around the house so they don't find us but the dog keeps going right in front of me and makes me glitch out and ragdoll all over the house. This alerted the enemies and my partners ragequit

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Arrhythmia posted:

Dreamt last night that I was 2 feet tall, wandering around the house of a guy named Mr. Sun, who was an extremely powerful man wearing a big foam sun hat. I killed his henchmen (mr. Mars and mr. Neptune are the only ones I can remember) before assassinating him by making eye contact in his kitchen. Then I logged on to the imp zone to post that I had just beaten DCSS, before waking up in a coughing fit.

Congrats on beating DCSS

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream that everyone was replaying The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion because they were all attempting to be the first in the world to try and complete the notorious "platforming tower", a tower in the middle of the map that you had to jump and dash up but it was Oblivion so you couldn't actually do either of those things, making it very difficult. I tried but gave up after fighting a single monster before I even got to the tower because the combat was too bad.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I was playing Luigi's Mansion 3 but it was kind of an action RPG where you went on excursions to the mansion from a nearby town. Those bits were cool but the trip to the mansion was a Diablo like action RPG, with LM3 controls except instead of the vacuum cleaner you had to clumsily swing a sword, and it was horrible. You could level up dogs in town to take with you to scare the monsters away, but you had to replace Polterpup to do so and I didn't have the heart

Good call. The dogs would just get in your way anyway

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream I was playing a survival horror game. The atmosphere was one of absolute stress and terror, but the gameplay was that you had to use a handgun to shoot crusty turds sitting inside toilet bowls. With trembling hands I cleared two, which spawned a gopnik in my home who I had to chase out, which in the dream was the scariest thing to ever happen to me.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream that a new trend in competitive gaming circles was holding a mouse with your hand arched up really high like you're going to play piano, and that this would massively increase your accuracy and speed. I was in some kind of gamer cafe where all the walls were covered with embedded monitors that had little keyboards and mouse pads underneath them. I tried the arch method but it made my hand cramp really bad and I was escorted out of the building.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



In Training posted:

Had a nightmare that they finally announced a release date for Bannerlord but it was an early access launch.

lol...

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I dreamed that I was driving down a road and my car's windshield kept fogging up really really bad so I had to drive with my head sticking out the window in the middle of a storm. In the dream Wormskull had made an Imp Zone post making fun of people who drive like this so I was filled with shame at what the Zone would think of me.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Caithness posted:

I dreamed that my brother was telling me he read an article that said masked video game characters like Shadow from Final Fantasy 6 are now considered more heroic in the age of covid-19. I said that's funny, I just had a dream that Shadow was leading a rebellion against Mario and Link and he said whoa I had the same dream but it was the opposite. I was describing my dream and how it was in manga style, with black ink on colored pages, when suddenly I realized that it hadn't been Shadow leading the rebellion at all, but Fox McCloud! I was so startled by this revelation that I woke up.

Lol

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream I was playing a tactical stealth type game where you manage an intergenerational secret war against a secretive corporation that's slowly populating the world with zombies. I was in a big city harbor area with my two party members when I suddenly had to take a piss really bad. I go to a nearby restroom when suddenly a zombie slams the door shut! I didn't have a lockpick so this could be a potentially game ending event but luckily I busted the door open before it could close completely. I chased down the zombie and jumped on his shoulders piggy back style and started pounding his face with my hands. After knocking him unconscious I realized he was my former boss and not a zombie but I pretended he was to my two companions

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



In Training posted:

I dreamt that the latest and greatest Battle Royale game had just come out on iOS but it was basically combining the idea of a battle Royale with Pokemon Go so people were encouraged to gang up and rove around parks beating people up and trying to geocache for digital treasure chests. The way you won was by collecting 3 of the SMW dragon coins and then bringing it to a treasure chest and opening it and you won real money. Me and 2 friends did and I became the squad leader because I assured them I know this area, I used to work for the Governor's Office in this state, I know all the ins and outs. My two friends got hogtied by a squad of 4 people dressed up like the four swords adventure cartoon link team and I had to escape with my life but I eventually found 3 coins and the treasure chest and I won 3 cents which felt like a real ripoff before even considering that I didn't know where my friends had gone.

Fund it

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Rofl

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



Fungah! posted:

had one last night where there was a new banjo-kazooie and i was super hype for some reason, only then i found out the enemies were sikhs who wanted to kill lesbians and i woke myself up with how insanely disappointed i was in rare

Lol

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I had a dream I was playing a super detailed zombie vr mmo that modeled an entire city. I went to visit a friend who had taken up residence in a huge mansion and he had turned it into a massive deathtrap and stockpiled a years worth of food. Then a bunch of 12 year old griefers using generic hoodie man avatars came by and started ripping out the planks from his front porch so we couldn't use them to board up his windows and doors. My friend got so mad he logged off immediately

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