Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Playing dragon quest 11 before bed and gently slipped into dreaming about it. I was having a pleasant stroll through the Dundrasil area and slimes were hopping around peacefully. Then I realised I hadn't camped for ages and my characters would be starving, because you can only feed them at camp, so I frantically looked through the menu and my only party member was my dog. he had zero HP and his title was "dead because of you" and the priest wouldn't bring him back because his spirit was too sad to return to me.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Last night I dreamed I was playing Death Stranding and I walked past a weird giant black door in the side of a mountain and a woman’s voice was calling out from inside. She said that it was a casino and I should come in and gamble. Somehow I instinctively knew that it was actually the G-Man from Half-Life trying to trick me so I sprinted away but the camera was still pointing towards the door and I fell off a giant cliff and woke up.

Arrhythmia posted:

Dreamt last night that I was 2 feet tall, wandering around the house of a guy named Mr. Sun, who was an extremely powerful man wearing a big foam sun hat. I killed his henchmen (mr. Mars and mr. Neptune are the only ones I can remember) before assassinating him by making eye contact in his kitchen. Then I logged on to the imp zone to post that I had just beaten DCSS, before waking up in a coughing fit.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I was playing Luigi's Mansion 3 but it was kind of an action RPG where you went on excursions to the mansion from a nearby town. Those bits were cool but the trip to the mansion was a Diablo like action RPG, with LM3 controls except instead of the vacuum cleaner you had to clumsily swing a sword, and it was horrible. You could level up dogs in town to take with you to scare the monsters away, but you had to replace Polterpup to do so and I didn't have the heart

In Training posted:

Had a nightmare that they finally announced a release date for Bannerlord but it was an early access launch.

Caithness posted:

I dreamed that my brother was telling me he read an article that said masked video game characters like Shadow from Final Fantasy 6 are now considered more heroic in the age of covid-19. I said that's funny, I just had a dream that Shadow was leading a rebellion against Mario and Link and he said whoa I had the same dream but it was the opposite. I was describing my dream and how it was in manga style, with black ink on colored pages, when suddenly I realized that it hadn't been Shadow leading the rebellion at all, but Fox McCloud! I was so startled by this revelation that I woke up.

In Training posted:

I dreamt that the latest and greatest Battle Royale game had just come out on iOS but it was basically combining the idea of a battle Royale with Pokemon Go so people were encouraged to gang up and rove around parks beating people up and trying to geocache for digital treasure chests. The way you won was by collecting 3 of the SMW dragon coins and then bringing it to a treasure chest and opening it and you won real money. Me and 2 friends did and I became the squad leader because I assured them I know this area, I used to work for the Governor's Office in this state, I know all the ins and outs. My two friends got hogtied by a squad of 4 people dressed up like the four swords adventure cartoon link team and I had to escape with my life but I eventually found 3 coins and the treasure chest and I won 3 cents which felt like a real ripoff before even considering that I didn't know where my friends had gone.

Kongming posted:

Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport.

Fungah! posted:

had one last night where there was a new banjo-kazooie and i was super hype for some reason, only then i found out the enemies were sikhs who wanted to kill lesbians and i woke myself up with how insanely disappointed i was in rare

Wormskull posted:

Ragged Urchin will remember this.

American McGay posted:

Bicyclops posted:

there's construction at the maternity recovery ward where i am. I've been here since Tuesday. short version is that we couldn't leave, but active labor didn't start until this morning. they don't always have enough cots for the dads so I've spent most of it awake. we rewatched some Community while we were waiting. baby is born, everyone is healthy and fine.

took a light nap in the chair while the pediatrician had the baby to run some routine tests and I guess I must have been tired because I normally can't sleep with loud noise.

in my dream, my friends were all visiting me in the hospital and bringing baby gifts, and they asked me to come out into the hall to see the big gift they all got together. suddenly I got really nervous and horror music started playing. my friends pulled off their masks and they were all Chang from Community. "we're the Chang Bots, bitch," one of them said, "and your baby is ours. Changprise!"

I started fighting them Arkham combat style but all my blows were just glancing off of them and I was getting exhausted. finally, they just stopped, and the best I can describe it is that the camera zoomed away to show them all lining up, like the combat had been a forced loss scenario and this was the transition cut scene. "you can't hurt us, you idiot," they said. "we're made of metal." then they started banging on their chests to demonstrate, and it made loud clang noises. "Chang!" they shouted with each clang. "Chang! Chang! Chang!"

I woke up with a start and realized the clanging was actually the construction and that I should probably cut down on my binge watching.

American McGay posted:

I dreamt I was hanging out with one of my ex-girlfriends and it was late and I was going to bed but she was downloading some 120GB game on the Xbox360 which I thought was kind of annoying, and then later she hopped on the couch and started cuddling with some other guy and I got pissed off and decided I was leaving but not before I stole every single NES, SNES, and N64 game from them that I planned to sell on eBay.

Plutonis posted:

FPS game where evil talking gorillas were rounding up people and I was armed with a Taser and had to subdue them and rescue the prisoners. There were incredibly detailed animations for tasing the apes as well.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Had a dream last night that I was playing a Halo game (not sure if it was supposed to be 5 or Infinite) where it was all tanks and Gauss Warthogs, and each team had to drive into the other’s base and cause as much destruction as possible because the game had Battlefield-style destructible environments, and you’d get scored on the monetary value of stuff you wrecked, like a competitive team version of Saints Row’s mayhem minigame. And now I’m pissed that this isn’t a real game mode

Arrhythmia posted:

Please write a gamefaqs for the dream RPG

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I had a dream that I was back in high school and I was really nervous because there was a test I hadn’t studied for. I sat down at my desk and for some reason it was a test about Metroid. So I figured hell I’ll ace this. But the questions were completely bizarre, like “What’s the street address of Phendrana Drifts” and “What area of planet Zebes doesn’t allow fat people” (I guessed Thinstar). And the last few questions were clearly based on the teacher’s opinions about how much Hollow Knight sucks compared to Metroid, like “What dumb mechanic are they going to put in the next Hollow Knight game”. Needless to say I failed the test. Oh and when I was done I looked up Chuck D from Public Enemy was sitting at the next desk and said “I bet you wish you were sitting next to a hot girl right now”

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Oh and I just remembered at one point I tried to cheat off another person’s test I found on the floor but it was an old test about the live action Aladdin movie. And for the question “Who plays Jasmine” they wrote Michelle McNamara which is Patton Oswalt’s dead wife

Hizke posted:

Been playing a lot of final fantasy crystal chronicles and I had a vivid dream where I was carrying a crystal chalice through some beautiful ornate dungeon. There were no monsters I was just collecting treasure in an eerily empty like pristine abandoned castle or something. Then some random woman joined me that looked like a pirate and she was like I know an even better place. The dungeon eventually gives way and it looks like we are traveling through a decrepit, miasma warped grocery store. As we wind through towards the back of the store, weird food themed monsters were popping out of the freezers and the pirate woman was one shotting them with thunder spells. We get to the back room where the boss is and it looks like a big zombie guy wearing an apron which I assumed he was like the manager for the store or something and I was like oh my God this lore implication is so cool and we didn't even fight him. Next thing I know I was like whipping stones into a pond and a giant hand reached out and grabbed my leg and I screamed and woke up lol

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I've been playing CK3 and I had this dream that I was in a forest with my bodyguards who were trying to train me by having me scoop viscous oil out of a sinking boat in the middle of a pond. The bucket seemingly never filled, which was horrifying because I felt the threat of drowning was real. I had the bucket almost filled and my guards were cheering me like "well done sir" "you filled up the bucket sir" which felt really good to hear when this blood curdling scream destroyed the entire dream world and I woke up to my wife mumbling "snake attack me" over and over

Fungah! posted:

thank you for your service

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream I was moving paintings from my parents' house and remembered that I had a life sized 7' painting of Drizzt from Baldur's Gate 2 from when I went through my Baldur's Gate obsessive phase (I did not have this phase). I was so embarassed for him my dad to see it that I hurriedly downloaded and printed out a photo of a big juicy rear end and pasted it over Drizzt's face, telling my dad that the painting was of "rear end man", a popular parody character from Discworld.

My dad was really annoyed and was like "I don't know who rear end man is, that looks terrible, you scraped it all down my car while gluing the rear end to his face, what is wrong with you" so I panicked and pasted the big rear end over Drizzt's crotch instead, saying proudly "actually it's backwards rear end man, the man with his rear end on backwards" so my dad ran me over with his car.