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Sub-Actuality posted:lmao at Amorous Bertildou and Barry the Shed Predator
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 14:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:26 |
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2019 21:54 |
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oh of course, its all so simple, i can see everything through clear eyes, im actually in an episode of family guy
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 18:38 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:I dreamt that the PC release of Red Dead 2 ended up having extremely long loading screens, which were masked by a mini game where you moved an 8-bit Arthur around with the mouse and clicked on barrels to earn “corn points”, which were the new RDR Online currency for the PC version. This format became the industry standard, and loading times in all future games were forever referred to as “corn time” and had corn-related mini games
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 15:24 |
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American McGay posted:Barrelling my retarded physics oaf through the woods to earn glitched corn points they think theyre so funny but ive still got 20,000 kernels from that weekend
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 16:24 |
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i have to write a review for the new Edward Scissorhands game but I cant figure out the controls
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 00:22 |
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 17:43 |
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had an obviously death stranding inspired dream where instead of timefall theres just a giant wall splitting the land where its 5 years in the future on the other side, and you can walk back and forth through it no problem and 5 years future me was very strong
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 15:56 |
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Arrhythmia posted:The prophecy came true
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 17:57 |
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sockpuppetclock posted:Your wife is the Tf2 heavy
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 06:18 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Last night I had a dream that I was at a big family gathering at a restaurant and I went out to my car which was parked across the street for something. Some rich dude in a Porsche slammed into the back of my car so I got out and started screaming at him. Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue came out of nowhere and helped me yell at the guy. The rich rear end in a top hat said I wasn't supposed to be parked there which wasn't true, and then wrote me a check for $1000. The cruelest dream, reality
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 15:02 |
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lmfao
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 14:23 |
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thank you for living
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 06:24 |
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Arrhythmia posted:I was playing Deadly Premonition 2, and I had gotten to the big twist that the Laura Palmer character murdered herself. It was terribly important that she didn't commit suicide, but was in fact a self-murderer. At this point the game was a big bundle of sidequests to help people around the town, but I decided that I was kind of bored with it so I just went to the main quest. I confronted the slimy bloody ghost of Laura Palmer. The fight was a big series of quicktime events, but because I hadn't done enough sidequests, York's friendship meter was super low which meant all the quicktime inputs were insane bullshit like: awesome
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 23:33 |
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had a dream that you finally beat animal crossing by marrying one of the villagers or npcs but my only option was a npc i never heard of who runs a daycare
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 23:22 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed I was playing FF7 Remake and was wondering why Cloud spoke the way he did. He had remained silent for most of the first area other than some weird combat grunts and threats. Only then did it come back to me that I had voiced Cloud as a bet, and the developers loved my take on the character so much that they made it the final version of his voice. lol that sounds good
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# ¿ May 28, 2020 12:18 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:SEE WHIT YE FUCKIN GIT WHEN YE TOUCH MAH BURD
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# ¿ May 28, 2020 20:11 |
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Kongming posted:Had a dream where I was watching a Law and Order type show on TV and Tekken commentator Markman was a special guest where he played the villain. The episode ended with him being sucked into a jet intake during a chase scene at an airport. lomfao
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 16:34 |
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dreamt that i was at e3, i got to go to the xbox show. there was only about 30 seats around a small stage. i sat in one and geoff keighley came out on stage to run the show. as the show began all the audience seats slowly started rising on individual pillars so we were looking down upon the stage i briefly considered that i could piss on geoffs head
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 01:46 |
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JOHN CENA posted:goldmine the original gaming dream thread was goldmined only after a poster fell into a months long gamer dream trance, neither alive nor dead
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 15:40 |
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trying to jack off posted:i dreamed about reading an old book with illustrated diagrams of dance moves. one move was labelled moving the goalposts and i woke up laughing lol
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 01:42 |
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lmfao forever
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 01:36 |
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Shiddy will remember that.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 16:22 |
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lmfao
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 05:11 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Man of Constant Bugsnax
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 15:01 |
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Bicyclops posted:had a dream I was playing Hyrule Warriors with the wife next to me on the couch when she suddenly started crying. I asked what was wrong and she said it was the 20th anniversary of the death of Jerry Orbach. even in the dream, that seemed like a weird thing to cry about, but I said "oh, sorry." lmfaO
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 17:50 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:That describes Nier Automata exactly lol
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 01:39 |
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EmmyOk posted:Dreamt I lost my right arm in a freak buzzsaw accident when reading the latest chapter of One Piece. Posted on the Imp Zone asking if there were any good controllers for disabled gamers and everyone just kept responding "why not use the one you always use lol" for pages. lol
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 15:12 |
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Lobster Harmonica posted:Dreamt last night that I was going through an old box of PC games from like 2003 and found an unopened cup of "shrimp salad" instant ramen. I peeled back the top just to get a good look at how nasty it was and it activated some feature of the cup that used a chemical reaction to heat them up on the spot finish your drat meal
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 12:23 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I had a dream I was moving paintings from my parents' house and remembered that I had a life sized 7' painting of Drizzt from Baldur's Gate 2 from when I went through my Baldur's Gate obsessive phase (I did not have this phase). I was so embarassed for him my dad to see it that I hurriedly downloaded and printed out a photo of a big juicy rear end and pasted it over Drizzt's face, telling my dad that the painting was of "rear end man", a popular parody character from Discworld. lmao
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 12:26 |
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Bicyclops posted:i was just thinking of this thread, because last night i dreamed i discovered that i had telekinesis, and also a "third eye" that let me look at other rooms in my apartment. i was excited to surprise my wife by showing her my newfound abilities and i was playing mario sunshine, in one of the secret levels where they steal FLUDD, when the baby started to cry. my wife asked if i could take him, because she was grading. "no worries," i said. "watch this!" i kept playing mario, but i floated my son out of the room, onto his changing pad, and changed his diaper, all with my powers. then i floated him back while simultaneously floating a bottle over to the sink and getting it prepped for him. i floated him back into the living room, and he had a big smile, enjoying floating around the house, and then floated the bottle over to his mouth. i looked over at my wife expecting her to be impressed, but she hadn't looked up at all. "boy, you're really bombing this mario level. did you change the baby?" she said, and i looked at the TV and realized that while I was focusing on using my powers and looking in different rooms, i had just walked mario into a bottomless pit over and over again, just holding the control stick to the left, and i had a game over. it was one of those secret levels that was really hard to get to, so i started yelling about "loving useless telekinesis!" so loudly that the baby started crying and it woke up my toddler. i woke up because the toddler was, in fact, actually awake, because it was morning. after i get all 120 shines, i am never playing super mario sunshine again in my life. weve all been there
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 16:20 |
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GorfZaplen posted:There's a vaccine, the XBox is huge, and the Playstation has no games. Everything is right with the world again. Thank you, Bicyclops lol
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 05:37 |
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Sub-Actuality posted:dreamed I was taking a philosophy class & the professor said the final exam was going to be beating the shareware episode of Doom on nightmare difficulty without attacking anything or touching any powerups. The students started to protest that it was impossible, and he got really angry and yelled “this was how Immanuel Kant played Doom!!” and I woke up. Hahahhaha
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 17:27 |
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:had a dream I was watching e3 and sony had a surprise announcement at the end. adam boyes walks back out and explains that even he didn't know about it until now. he pulls a small orange out of his pocket and starts peeling and eating it while the video plays. the vignette begins with doom eternal and rolls backwards through id's games until it comes to commander keen, then a voiceover says "it's been almost 30 years since the cliffhanger at the end of commander keen 5". the footage cuts to one of those automatic mario world levels where you press right and it plays itself. the blocks spell out "We have not secured the rights from Tom Hall" and the video ends with mario dying and the words "Too Bad" from sunshine appear on screen and grow larger until the video ends. adam isn't on stage anymore and the presentation is over lol
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 21:35 |
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Wes Warhammer posted:had a dream that i was playing a devil may cry game that had a level set in a shopping mall. there was this new character who had been billed as the "strongest girl since lady!!!" only for her to fall down some stairs and die 5 minutes into this level lol
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 16:34 |
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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:Had a dream 007 was acquired by disney and was put into kingdoms hearts 4. You have to rescue bond from goldfinger and the giant crab from moana but your only ally is chip the teacup from beauty and the beast. He hangs from your belt buckle and yells a recycled voice clip "watch out! I'm fragile" every time an enemy swings at you for the whole level where do i send you my $60
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 22:27 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Last night I dreamed I was walking on the side of a highway and my walk cycle glitched out, I ended up sliding along the ground on my stomach with my arms and legs twisted in the air above me. The first thing I thought was “as a gamer, I accept this” lol
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 21:34 |
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lol
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 19:05 |
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albany academy posted:dont really remember a whole lot of it but i was in a fallout: new vegas type map and at a quarry, accepted a quest from a mining company, opened my objectives and its just a huge list of fetch quests, "collect 10 small rocks", "collect 5 larger rocks" with little icons for each type of rock. i think i woke up right after scrolling through and seeing the list keep going and that the little scrollbar barely moved lol
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 00:09 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 14:26 |
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Arrhythmia posted:"I want you to find my successor" lmao
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 02:17 |