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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
And no one is posting and the forums are dead and you are incredibly bored. Late sleepers not welcome, people who work nights and are posting before they go to sleep are allowed though, worker solidarity.

I will start this off by saying that I’m honestly offended that NFL games don’t start earlier this is why we need a London team that no one in London wants.

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schmuck_deluxe
Mar 8, 2019

just finished a 12 hour shift of making future plastic landfill, thawing some chinese tilapia for breakfast, living the life

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I will start this off by saying that I’m honestly offended that NFL games don’t start earlier this is why we need a London team that no one in London wants.

This was my first thought this morning when I woke up too early.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I drank too much so i work up early

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Imagine if we sent a bunch if NFL guys yo London lol. They would own that city

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my circadian rhythm is completely backwards from a normal person so this is my fate op, a lifetime of graveyard shifts and cinemax softcore porn

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

People don't post enough between 2am and 8am, once LAP logs off around that time GBS goes practically silent!!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

JK Fresco posted:

I drank too much so i work up early

Yeah, its true I did drink too much

schmuck_deluxe
Mar 8, 2019

my body clock over the past year working graveyard is liquified and hanging over a tree branch

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Blast of Confetti posted:

my circadian rhythm is completely backwards from a normal person so this is my fate op, a lifetime of graveyard shifts and cinemax softcore porn

I thought Cinemax got rid of the softcore.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Is this the thread for people that wake up at 3am with dreadful anxiety and they're reminded of everything they've done wrong in their life or is that the other thread

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

zenguitarman posted:

Is this the thread for people that wake up at 3am with dreadful anxiety and they're reminded of everything they've done wrong in their life or is that the other thread

Yes absolutely, also its for people who wake up at 3AM and think about all the poo poo they have to do the next day and it turns out that it was all super unimportant and easy

CaptainAttitude
May 31, 2003

This haircut was a good idea.
My cat woke me up at 6 by barfing on the floor right next to my bed.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm at the gym op but woke up at 7am today does that count

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

CaptainAttitude posted:

My cat woke me up at 6 by barfing on the floor right next to my bed.

This is a pretty common one for me too.

Also once you have to take that morning poop its all over I don't even try falling back asleep.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm at work HGB, like I was yesterday, like I'll be tomorrow and for every day for the rest of the year.

If my family doesn't appreciate the work I'm doing to put us in our new house then I'll probably just end up turning it into a crime scene

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Early bird gets the worm! And I buddy get all the worms :smugbird:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jose posted:

I'm at the gym op but woke up at 7am today does that count

I am reluctantly going to accept early morning gym goers but thats only because you showed me the pictures of that goons prolapsed butt.

schmuck_deluxe
Mar 8, 2019

sweet thursday posted:


If my family doesn't appreciate the work I'm doing to put us in our new house then I'll probably just end up turning it into a crime scene

install trap doors under the dining room chairs leading directly to the furnace

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I work three 12 hour day shifts and then two 12 hour night shifts so my sleeping pattern is all over the place anyway. I live in the UK and I'm usually posting on here when my fellow Brits are either asleep or at work themselves.

Seems to fit in alright with you USA goons though.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Does it count if I'm waking up too early because I need to pee at 3am and then can't fall asleep because I'm farting so much it keeps me awake?

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!
I wake up at 6 to be at work at 7:15, and I work until 5 even though I only get paid to work until 3.

Who am I?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A chump I think :shrug:

Working on Sundays rules

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

SoldadoDeTone posted:

I wake up at 6 to be at work at 7:15, and I work until 5 even though I only get paid to work until 3.

Who am I?

Non-union

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I like to wake up at like 6 and decide it's way too early to get up and wake up dead tired a few hours later instead, probably due to sleep posting.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

JK Fresco posted:

I drank too much so i work up early

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I woke up early so I went to the park and didn't make eye contact with prostitutes op

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Applewhite posted:

Does it count if I'm waking up too early because I need to pee at 3am and then can't fall asleep because I'm farting so much it keeps me awake?

Yes of course.

And another thing, when you wake up too early and the only ones posting are eurogoons yelling at you about units of measure and soccer. Its like bro I know its noon there and you are having your lunch wine but please im barely awake.

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!

Wrong! I'm a teacher.

schmuck_deluxe
Mar 8, 2019

SoldadoDeTone posted:

Wrong! I'm a teacher.

well teach your employer about fair labor standards

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I am reluctantly going to accept early morning gym goers but thats only because you showed me the pictures of that goons prolapsed butt.

It's 3pm here

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

Any moment I am awake it is "too early"

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jose posted:

It's 3pm here

time is like just an illusion man

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's too late. Too late!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
:woop:Reppin' daily 6:30am.:woop:

Kill me.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I got up early this morning. 9:30AM.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I hate when I’m working nights after 1am and the forums really slow down. I have the kind of job where I exist in an area in case poo poo hits the fan (or the fan hits poo poo, thanks inattentive crane guy), so I need all the distraction I can get.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Oh hey, it's 4am and I'm wide awake again but well aware I'll be tired and distracted at work later on. But my brain's determined that there'll be no more sleep for me: cool, thanks brain! :cheers:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I wake up at 4am (if i can resist the snooze button) and start work at 5.

I work from home...

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thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
:flipoff: im NEVER up early:flipoff:

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