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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Marvel movies suck poo poo and I only watch them because I’m very stupid and seeing the guys I read about as a 9 year old punch each other soothes a part of my broken brain. the Snyder DC movies are actually sort of silly and earnest and don’t involve every character constantly making the same exact type of meta-joke that was popular in 2008. the action is often better too. Wonder Woman/WW84 are butt rear end garbage. haven’t seen Suicide Squad or Birds of Prey because why on Earth would I. oh I also never saw Watchmen cause it looked like poo poo

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

indigi posted:

Marvel movies suck poo poo and I only watch them because I’m very stupid and seeing the guys I read about as a 9 year old punch each other soothes a part of my broken brain. the Snyder DC movies are actually sort of silly and earnest and don’t involve every character constantly making the same exact type of meta-joke that was popular in 2008. the action is often better too. Wonder Woman/WW84 are butt rear end garbage. haven’t seen Suicide Squad or Birds of Prey because why on Earth would I. oh I also never saw Watchmen cause it looked like poo poo

the meta jokes in snyder's films are the christian allegories

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

the more judakel posts the more i grow to like the syndercut

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Stairmaster posted:

the more judakel posts the more i grow to like the syndercut

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 243 days!
it's okay to not like synder cape flicks

there's only one superhero movie you aren't allowed to hate

you come at the Blade, you get cut

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

it's fun to watch movies, and then enjoy them

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

char's counter-attack is better anyways

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Until Snyder makes an adaptation of Identity Crisis, I think the comics collectively are more miserable

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Atrocious Joe posted:

Identity Crisis

lol what garbage that poo poo was. I know johns didn’t write it but it heralded the dominance of the johns nonsense era

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Hodgepodge posted:

it's okay to not like synder cape flicks

there's only one superhero movie you aren't allowed to hate

you come at the Blade, you get cut

Blade 2 is also a lot of fun, albeit very dumb

And that's it they didn't make anymore blades :colbert:

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Stairmaster posted:

it do be cool when batman kills all those dudes tho

It's doubly cool because nerds got super mad over it.

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

Superman’s reaction shot after batman asks him if he bleeds is one of the funniest jokes in superhero film history

For me it's the jar of piss. Just perfect


Hodgepodge posted:

it's okay to not like synder cape flicks

there's only one superhero movie you aren't allowed to hate

you come at the Blade, you get cut

How do you feel about blades 2 through 3

Stairmaster posted:

the more judakel posts the more i grow to like the syndercut

I put him on ignore a long time ago, is he saying anything worth reconsidering that policy?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Stairmaster posted:

the more judakel posts the more i grow to like the syndercut

:yooge: I wish nothing but the awfulness of the snyder cut to all the haters and losers

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

McCloud posted:

I put him on ignore a long time ago, is he saying anything worth reconsidering that policy?

Stay in cined, where the thinskinned snyder fans belong

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Stairmaster posted:

char's counter-attack is better anyways

Netflix went for the Kong: Skull Island guy instead of Snyder.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Hodgepodge posted:

it's okay to not like synder cape flicks

there's only one superhero movie you aren't allowed to hate

you come at the Blade, you get cut

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 243 days!

McCloud posted:

How do you feel about blades 2 through 3

there is only one Blade

2 was okay tho

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Kristofferson, Dorff, and Donal Logue ensemble + the first 10 minutes in the blood rave are really what puts Blade over the top as the #1

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
Apparently Idris Elba's Luther is bad because Black people are supposed to eat Caribbean Food. Not normal wholesome White people Food. I'm starting to think Liberals are just as racist as conservatives at this point.

https://www.yahoo.com/now/idris-elba-luther-not-black-210941013.html

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Judakel posted:

the meta jokes in snyder's films are the christian allegories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hBvsdhcEGY

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I watched Love And Monsters and I'm feeling like every Netflix original movie is just a strung together list of cliches.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

galagazombie posted:

Apparently Idris Elba's Luther is bad because Black people are supposed to eat Caribbean Food. Not normal wholesome White people Food. I'm starting to think Liberals are just as racist as conservatives at this point.

https://www.yahoo.com/now/idris-elba-luther-not-black-210941013.html

i too turned luther off in disgust because it had too many gratuitous eating scenes

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/NoahHarald/status/1382142192462942209

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

was the coworker mad because they think delia is innocent or is this more of a cgi has gone too far aesthetic objection

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Why would you cast her in the role? Seems insensitive

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Oh Tig Notaro! ...my apologies, I have dyslexia

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Demon Semen posted:

The inevitable obituary on the collapse of america should contain the fast and furious and superhero movies in the pop culture chapter
this was the peak of american civilization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cOrwS3Xihw

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

this was the peak of american civilization right here

it couldn't have possibly gotten any better than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cOrwS3Xihw

You speak as though the Air Bud lineage is free of sin, free of rot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZduGtsiJxDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVH9ULo4mzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_PDTdQZjfk

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

galagazombie posted:

Apparently Idris Elba's Luther is bad because Black people are supposed to eat Caribbean Food. Not normal wholesome White people Food. I'm starting to think Liberals are just as racist as conservatives at this point.

https://www.yahoo.com/now/idris-elba-luther-not-black-210941013.html
the person who said this is a black woman

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

How dare you, Russel Mania is the best pro wrestling movie ever

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Qoey posted:

How dare you, Russel Mania is the best pro wrestling movie ever

It merely sits at the feet of No Holds Barred, the superior pro wrestling movie

It's themesong is also second best, I mean it's incredibly good as far as themesongs go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtzFy-JsbU

but then No Holds Barred rolls in and puts a cigarette out in your eye, like gently caress man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhRW-mjSzsU

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Christopher Plummer wasn’t available

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

World War Mammories posted:

ben dreyfuss from mother jones was so insistent that the snyder cut is poo poo that several employees complained of a hostile work environment. he no longer works there

Snyder must go

Who must go?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I’m kind of glad he didn’t get to make the sequels cause reading what he wanted to do in them it’s mainly.... boring. also he planned for Lois and Bruce have an affair, that’s just a fundamental misunderstanding of the kind of stories you’re supposed to tell with these characters

also it’s weird to have Superman be dead for 3/4 hours in the first movie then have him be evil for 75% of the sequels. like c’mon that’s boring we want to see Superman be super

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

indigi posted:

I’m kind of glad he didn’t get to make the sequels cause reading what he wanted to do in them it’s mainly.... boring. also he planned for Lois and Bruce have an affair, that’s just a fundamental misunderstanding of the kind of stories you’re supposed to tell with these characters

also it’s weird to have Superman be dead for 3/4 hours in the first movie then have him be evil for 75% of the sequels. like c’mon that’s boring we want to see Superman be super

The Cucking of Superman was an early draft and they changed their minds about that later on, but technically it wasn't an affair, as I recall they met while Superman was dead, and Superman chooses to adopt Bruce's son after Bruce sacrifices himself to save Lois, kinda coming full circle after he was adopted by the Kents. I think they ultimately realized how it didn't really work though, and chucked the idea out

McCloud has issued a correction as of 07:24 on Apr 15, 2021

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

indigi posted:

I’m kind of glad he didn’t get to make the sequels cause reading what he wanted to do in them it’s mainly.... boring.

how the gently caress is "The Riddler solves the anti life equation and immediately caps himself in front of Wonder Woman" boring to you

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Geoff Johns is a loving blight. The more I hear about him, the worse he becomes.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Kristofferson, Dorff, and Donal Logue ensemble + the first 10 minutes in the blood rave are really what puts Blade over the top as the #1

Represent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udn51qJwDvY

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

where's my Gambit incel movie

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

my vague understanding of gambit is that hes pepe le pew for rogue despite her superpower being that she sucks the life energy from everything she touches and i dont want to ruin this probably inaccurate impression

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Fast and furious 9 is gonna rule super hard, just like the snyder verse and aquaman

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