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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I don't think most furries will get a kick out of Cats because they're too far on the human side of the anthro scale and fall square into the darkest pit of the uncanny valley

too anthro for the furries, too furry for the weebs

such is the fate of jellical cats

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Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
CATS will definitely be a formative horny experience for a significant portion of the population, so whether established furries like it or not, 10 years from now there will absolutely be a CATS subculture

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

parents please for the love of God do not take your kids to see CATS in theaters now!

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's gotta have a cartoon funny animal face to be furry

Robin Hood = Furry

Earth Girls Are Easy = Just Horny

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

CATS: all your porn are belong to us.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Pi1fljNyY

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
cat movie seems like a vision of Furry hell, everyone is extremely horny all the time but their lust cannot be consummated as no one has genitals.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

cat movie seems like a vision of Furry hell, everyone is extremely horny all the time but their lust cannot be consummated as no one has genitals.

the dark reality of the trap, neuter, release program

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

uber_stoat posted:

cat movie seems like a vision of Furry hell, everyone is extremely horny all the time but their lust cannot be consummated as no one has genitals.

I regret to inform you that not having genitals is a fetish.

I'm lying, I don't regret informing you at all.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/RottenTomatoes/status/1207313135159271424

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Nobody relishing how JK Rowling is once again making liking Harry Potter as difficult as possible?



But in all seriousness, gently caress that Blairite TERF who craves Palestinian deaths.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nae! posted:

tlj is weird because i thought the stuff with daisy ridley and adam driver was pretty good, since there was some kind of tension there, but seriously i dont give a stone cold poo poo about anything else that happened in that movie because it was all meaningless

the best thing the red letter media boys ever said was that tlj should've cut hard to black right after adam driver reaches out to rey and asks her to join him

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:piss:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I hope RLM reviews Cats

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

shyduck posted:

I hope RLM reviews Cats
They combine Star Wars and Cats into one HitB episode. They talk about the former for 90 seconds. And then 58 minutes of Cats.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

*in a mike voice* that would be the best outcome

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Echo Chamber posted:

They combine Star Wars and Cats into one HitB episode. They talk about the former for 90 seconds. And then 58 minutes of Cats.

I'd absolutely watch this

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

that one image of child anakin standing next to the mud hut in a desert with the Vader shadow on the wall was a pretty cool movie poster imo

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
mark hamil liked the JK tweet

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
I'm doing a poo poo load of drugs and seeing cats opening night because that poo poo is gonna flop and I need to see it on a three story tall screen before it's out of theaters

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

ScrubLeague posted:

you're thinking of ready player one which is a different and much worse movie than ready or not

ready or not is the hide & seek movie where Not Margot Robbie merks a bunch of rich assholes while also getting the absolute poo poo beaten out of her

what do we call the genre of films about a person having to escape from the home of privileged psychos trying to kill them

You're Next, Get Out, and Ready or Not all fit the description

Also, did it ever get discussed how in the world of Get Out, there's a good chance many Black leaders are actually white people who did the brain transplant? If there is a conspiracy of rich white people implanting their brains into Black peoples' bodies, the logical next step is those white people would now exploit their ability to better control and exploit the entire Black community. This seems like an obvious metaphor for colonization but I don't think the movie goes anywhere near it. The white people in the film seem mostly interested in the aesthetic and physical use of Black bodies instead of protecting and advancing their social position.

You're Next and Ready or Not portray the rich families in them as both less competent (neither of those families have done anything close to inventing a miraculous medical procedure) but more brutal in protecting their class position.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



no i think peele was focusing more on white upper class peoples fetishizing of black people.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Echo Chamber posted:

Nobody relishing how JK Rowling is once again making liking Harry Potter as difficult as possible?



But in all seriousness, gently caress that Blairite TERF who craves Palestinian deaths.

JK Rowling isn't even a radical feminist with a convoluted excuse for hating trans people

she's not a terf, just a regular hateful bigot

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

mark hamil liked the JK tweet

Mark Hamill good

https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1207854845006233600?s=19

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


I forgive you, king.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

what the gently caress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9nKHPMGhc
Porsche x Star Wars: “The Designer Alliance”

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Atrocious Joe posted:

JK Rowling isn't even a radical feminist with a convoluted excuse for hating trans people

she's not a terf, just a regular hateful bigot
The acronym makes more sense to me as "Trans-Exclusive Reactionary Feminist", but I'm pretty sure someone else thought of it first.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how much Rowling loves domestic abuse.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

yeah without context the jk rowling tweet sounds like this maya person was fired for believing in orgasms or something its surprisingly vague as far as bad opinion jk rowling tweets go

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Echo Chamber posted:

The acronym makes more sense to me as "Trans-Exclusive Reactionary Feminist", but I'm pretty sure someone else thought of it first.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how much Rowling loves domestic abuse.

Feminist Adjacent Reactionary Transphobe, or FART

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

why do people try to defend The Last Jedi because of its “themes” or ideas? whatever ‘ideas’ it has are stupid Hillaryman poo poo or generic lib poo poo that it constantly contradicts itself on. The “commentary on Star Wars” stuff is boring wankery. Anything even vaguely progressive that it mawkishly half says is inherently bullshit coming from Disney.

it’s only real value is that it’s saying something about the franchise itself and that’s frankly worthless navel gazing.

It shows a little promise at times but consistently shits all over itself any time it could be vaguely interesting. It’s ambitious in a sense, but it’s like a child’s idea of what would be ambitious and it never commits to anything it’s saying or doing. To me that makes it even more of a bummer waste than TFA, which was also doing commentary on the franchise but at least it knew it was hollow.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

always way too much star wars chat itt but honestly star wars isn't particularly hard to understand, it's just sword and sorcery but in space with lasers mixed with spaghetti westerns and kurosawa samurai films

all you need to make a good star wars movie is compelling heroes, compelling villains and a compelling conflict that sets them against each other yet the amount to which people can bungle this is quite comical

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Robotnik Nudes posted:

why do people try to defend The Last Jedi because of its “themes” or ideas? whatever ‘ideas’ it has are stupid Hillaryman poo poo or generic lib poo poo that it constantly contradicts itself on. The “commentary on Star Wars” stuff is boring wankery. Anything even vaguely progressive that it mawkishly half says is inherently bullshit coming from Disney.

it’s only real value is that it’s saying something about the franchise itself and that’s frankly worthless navel gazing.

It shows a little promise at times but consistently shits all over itself any time it could be vaguely interesting. It’s ambitious in a sense, but it’s like a child’s idea of what would be ambitious and it never commits to anything it’s saying or doing. To me that makes it even more of a bummer waste than TFA, which was also doing commentary on the franchise but at least it knew it was hollow.

the throne room fight was pretty cool

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the throne room fight was pretty cool

yeah it was a decent ending to an otherwise middling movie

and then it went on for another 45 minutes what the fuuuuck

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Nae! posted:

yeah it was a decent ending to an otherwise middling movie

and then it went on for another 45 minutes what the fuuuuck

ya that movie was a hot mess

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the throne room fight was pretty cool

It’s kinda cool if you aren’t paying much attention. Choreography and editing on it are a poo poo show and you could almost forgive it for that because it’s cool that Rey and Kylo are fighting together but as soon as it’s done all the cool character stuff between them gets chucked out the airlock.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Atrocious Joe posted:

what do we call the genre of films about a person having to escape from the home of privileged psychos trying to kill them

You're Next, Get Out, and Ready or Not all fit the description

Also, did it ever get discussed how in the world of Get Out, there's a good chance many Black leaders are actually white people who did the brain transplant? If there is a conspiracy of rich white people implanting their brains into Black peoples' bodies, the logical next step is those white people would now exploit their ability to better control and exploit the entire Black community. This seems like an obvious metaphor for colonization but I don't think the movie goes anywhere near it. The white people in the film seem mostly interested in the aesthetic and physical use of Black bodies instead of protecting and advancing their social position.

You're Next and Ready or Not portray the rich families in them as both less competent (neither of those families have done anything close to inventing a miraculous medical procedure) but more brutal in protecting their class position.

that would be the most dangerous game genre. not sure you're next really fits as most of the rich folk get killed off first, it's more about rich folk being psychopaths towards each other than targeting lower classes

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Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Please god a star wars quarantine thread.

I got my hands on Ezra Kleins upcoming book its probably gonna suck idk much about him other than he foundedvox

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