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Ghost Leviathan posted:Huh, the protag of Lone Wolf and Cub is actually kind of a bastard as well (I remember there's a bit where he watches his target rape a woman to death and doesn't intervene because it's not opportune) so maybe fitting. I mean it's star wars so it's more that he's a cold rear end in a top hat with a good heart that he doesn't show people but he tries to be a good dad to his space wizard son
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 06:34 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 15:56 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I mean after the sequels have been a recycled-piss-drinking incoherent retelling of Star Wars being Star Wars it seems fitting to actually go to back to the well of cowboy and samurai stories In general, just do other genre stuff in that setting! Branch out and do something that isn't A Star Wars in the same setting as star wars Remember when they pitched rogue one as oceans eleven: star wars? Gimme that
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 07:43 |
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Cnidaria posted:old cap showing up at the end makes no sense since the movie already established that time travel creates alternate timelines and doesn’t affect the one being traveled from Time travel is fake and you can do whatever the gently caress your rules are a lie Alternately they didn't change time they just didn't know that cap had gone back in time yet
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 01:03 |
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coathat posted:It cool that captain America purposely let 9-11 happen Ok it's time to tell my favorite 9/11 in media story There's this absolutely stupid books called the president's vampire. It's about how Andrew Jackson pardoned a vampire and had a voodoo priestess bind him to serve the office of the president and now the vampire fights spooky poo poo for America. It's wild dumb. I love it. He didn't stop 9/11 because an angel stabbed him into a wall with a flaming sword. Ok He did however kill bin laden in like, 04, and during the fight bin laden turned into a reptiloid thanks to Gene treatments using innsmouth poo poo Also the last boom was like six years ago and it ended with not Cheney nerve gassing not bush because he was mad that the literal Shadow govt cut his rear end off
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 01:18 |
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foobardog posted:Just loving adapt Red Son Superman was already socialist red son is redundant
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 01:29 |
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https://twitter.com/BBW_BFF/status/1202152291542810624?s=19 That's forums poster mister bibs in the screenshot
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 17:28 |
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Whorelord posted:jackandrichfromrlmcallingmrbibswrong.gif What
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 17:35 |
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Serf posted:lol the same mr bibs who almost died eating a hot dog and couldn't pass the silver training mode challenge in wow because he refused to learn what buttons to press? I remember the second half but what's the first
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 17:36 |
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What's this from tho
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 17:50 |
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Organic Lube User posted:I'm pretty sure the Old Republic MMO had a questline just like episode 4. Probably even for the bounty hunter character. I mean the first three episodes are him finding, retrieving, and deciding to escape with the baby so Not really
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 11:39 |
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Serf posted:count dooku is bad because he's a count and his name is dooku. there's really only one way your life goes with names like palpatine and grievous. also, the fact that nute gunray and lott dod are craven capitalists referencing newt gingrich/ronald reagan and trent lott is pretty fun i was going to reply count dookie and then i accidentally read the nute gunray thing and my mind is blown
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 21:36 |
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The only good Gundam series is g Gundam It has the best politics
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 20:46 |
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Has the Boys alienated all the normies it brought in with the relentless lurid sexual assault and weepy backstory, or did they smooth all that stuff out enough for TV. I mean herogasm isn't till season 3 and there's still the whole butchers wife was raped by a superhero thing but overall a lot of it got smoothed out or streamlined I need to watch the season 2 trailer
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:31 |
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I think my favorite thing about the boys TV show is that as someone who's read the comic a dozen times they've managed to adapt and update the themes perfectly for 2019 (vought being basically Disney but trying to get into drone strikes instead of the other way around is a big one) but also they've twisted the plot around enough that I genuinely don't know where they're going in terms of the actual story Like there were bits of the comic that I was explaining to my partner because I was like alright well they're definitely not doing THAT now so it's not a spoiler And we get to the end and they're like ok so how did this happen in the comic and I just kinda stared at the tv
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:36 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Ok but only the webcomic, or the 6 issues of 100 that Moore wrote himself The webcomic is the one where a dude fucks a dolphins blowhole right
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:37 |
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General Dog posted:The only problem I had with The Boys was the idea that the company that handles the supers would let them anywhere near an evangelist who touts gay conversion therapy in 2019, when they're supposed to be these antiseptic, meticulously focus grouped corporate products. That feels like a an artifact of older source material. They should be #woke brands. If anything, one of them is getting sent to Pride. In the comic the religion stuff works better because you have longer to work with starlight's long crisis of faith and to explain that the Evangelical appearances are carefully workshopped and focused group to offend literally nobody meanwhile they are in fact assigning some capes to be The Gay One or whatever and do that kind of pandering also
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:40 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Yeah the opening panel is just some Scottish Crossed raping a dolphin and hoping his parents could see him now. My personal theory big spoilers don't read if you haven't read the comic dead serious here is that they're still going to do the black noir is a clone reveal and use that to do a riff on Batman vs Superman when homelander finds out the kid isn't his Also the crossed web comic is by si Spurrier, one of the two best writers out of the UK in the last decade, which is why it's one of the few good bits
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:49 |
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General Dog posted:No, but if we're running with the metaphor that these superheroes are meticulously managed brands run by a major corporation, it doesn't make sense that they're letting them anywhere near that rodeo, much less sending them against their will. How would Disney like, say, Brie Larson appearing at a Focus on the Family event? Imo it's slightly different because brie Larson is an actress playing a superhero and not someone who has literally sold the rights to their life to Disney to be managed by Disney forever General Dog posted:Is that something out of the comic? I haven't read it. The me too bit is just for the show, it's one of the updates that works a lot better than the original Originally they go to revamp her costume and origin again and they decide to make her dark and gritty by having her new backstory be rape survivor and she melts the gently caress down on them and it's a v blatant call-out of comics being edgy without doing anything with their transgressive material (which you can argue about the boys itself being edgy for the sake of it but things like starlight's assault are core parts of the narrative and there's development and poo poo it's not just bad thing happened lol rip) Because in 2007 or whatever we hadn't hit me too for that to be a cultural reference while every comics reader knows a book or two or three that does gross edgy poo poo for the sake of it
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:50 |
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Fingers crossed the show does an Epstein storyline about the g-men, the x-men analog who were kidnapped by professor x as children and dosed with V to give them superpowers and also he molested them and vought let it happen because of how much money he made them Also there's approximately as many teams/books/characters as the actual X-Men It's still happening and nobody is stopping it
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:51 |
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I recently bumble dicked my way into reading some of Alan Moore's earliest comics in 2000ad and it's really funny reading these short (but good) tales from the crypt rear end twist ending stories and going and in like six years he's writing watchmen
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 11:53 |
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The book handles it surprisingly well by making it more about the cycle of abuse and the indifference of power as long as it makes money for them than about the actual abuse
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 12:04 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Doesn't Watchmen have an episode of The Outer Limits in the background which is basically the same twist as the plot? Honestly I havent read watchmen since college and I will probably never revisit it because Moore is not someone I particularly enjoy so vOv
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 12:12 |
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The only thing the show changed that makes perfect sense and yet I like the book better is that originally the plane bit, instead of being the Malaysian air flight was literally 9/11. Not a 9/11 analog it was literally 9/11 and two of the planes were shot down but the last was the one the seven boarded and it crashed into the Brooklyn bridge instead of the towers because they're morons
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2019 15:52 |
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:I don't think they exist at all post 9/11. The last one I can think of is Small Soldiers lmao Small Soldiers whips rear end
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 09:01 |
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Some Guy TT posted:red versus blue isnt a movie and it wasnt made by people with any kind of military experience but i heard it was really popular with troops who strongly identified with its deep message of standing around and shooting the poo poo in between moments of bumbling terror regarding an unexplained mission that makes no sense Red vs Blue got bad when it started trying to do actual plot with arca and poo poo and stopped just being about idiots loving around until things happened
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 09:08 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This actually sounds like a pretty good premise for a comic book Please don't act like people should read Warren Ellis books at avatar
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 13:21 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:6 episodes in and Mandalorian is still a show about nothing. I'm fine with this tbh. It's a weird shift getting used to a show that isn't constantly building to the next thing again after a decade of that model being shoved down my throat but also like I enjoy that it's just a show about boba Fett and baby Yoda having adventures and there's no mystery that anyone is trying to solve
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 23:08 |
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Serf posted:after the way dc hosed over moore and gibbons, why would any creative ever work with the ip again? i mean, leaving aside the issue that its disrespectful to the people who came before you and got stomped on by the corporate boot, it means working with a company who is totally willing to kick you in the taint just like they did to moore and gibbons There's no expectation of owning it now at least, like you go into it knowing it's a work for hire deal The Moore/gibbons deal was that they would get it back when it left print and that was 30 years ago and it's never left print because of the rise of trade paperbacks and they got absolutely hosed because of things they could not foresee
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 23:11 |
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Doctor Jeep posted:nash bridges, crossing jordan, lost, star trek movie, cowboys & aliens, prometheus Crossing Jordan was good
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 23:13 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:written serial comics get up to the dumbest poo poo anyway because they don't have to pass the same mustard for quality control that a billion dollar movie does Evil joker Batman is explicitly Batman from another dimension though like come on the whole point of dark nights is that it's evil batmen from dimensions where Batman just lost his goddamn poo poo for varying reasons also the genderswapped what if Batman was Aquaman one whipped scrote Also what if Spiderman was magic is legit one of the best ideas thats been brought to that table in decades and it was a ton of fun and I hate them for ignoring it considering that it gave us the comic book event that gave us the best superhero movie since blade
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2019 23:14 |
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LGD posted:I think it’d probably be fine, but it would be an entirely different show - a lot of the humor was highly topical, and while it did an amazing job skewering upper class lib cultural/lifestyle pretensions it’s commentary on (then) current political events and figures tended to be among its weakest material the only part of that show i ever saw was alex baldwin demanding they pretape coverage for disasters and they're brainstorming things that could happen and someone says "a tornado hits a handgun factory" and five minutes later you cut to deniro saying we all remember where we were when that tornado hit the handgun factory
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 04:19 |
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Doctor Jeep posted:you're gonna have to explain what you're talking about here since I have no idea what graphic novel/run this is and what the "best CB movie since blade" is (it's deadpool but he's marvel and you're talking about dc so you're thinking of something else) No I'm also talking about marvel you fuckin dipshit And Into the Spider-Verse happened because of the runaway success of Spider-Verse, the comic book event where Spidermen from multiple dimensions teamed up to fight the bad guys from the rhn where Spiderman was magic
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 05:51 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:the magic spider-totem stuff led to the spider-verse arc and thus provided the background for Into The Spider-Verse Peters middle name is also Benjamin, loser Spidey is our Spidey
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 05:51 |
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Doomsday Clock, the year long sequel to watchmen that took like three years to come out, ends Wednesday and I'm going to binge the whole thing in a fit of madness and masochism and I'm bringing you all with me Also the most recent* Dredd story is about Dredd going to Guatemala because the robots did a coup and are running the country and threatening to nuke the world while living under embargo and Dredd has to work with the Humanistas to overthrow the new government *For me, I'm like two months behind because of the delay in getting the prog here
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 05:54 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Peter B Parker was basically Ditko era Spidey; luckless, aloof and selfish. Yeah that video is dipshit idiocy for morons hth
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 06:29 |
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His comics debut was the furthest thing from a mess, anybody who says that has never opened a comic, all those things they touted as bold and original (minus his creative side) was pulled directly from his debut, the biggest difference is he didn't accidentally kill his uncle with a taser punch in the movie And mcu Peter is nothing like him wtf BENGHAZI 2 has issued a correction as of 06:34 on Dec 17, 2019 |
# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 06:29 |
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Mcu Spidey is a mash up of like, ultimate Peter Parker plus Spiderman circa civil war, there's zero miles influence besides that Ganke is in there sorta j guess why do you watch YouTube videos about comics things literally everyone who does them is the stupidest human alive and if I had any idea how I would make my own out of spite
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 06:32 |
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I decided that the end of doomsday clock is going to be TO BE CONTINUED IN THREE JOKERS because that is the worst way it could end
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 10:38 |
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gently caress off stop making cartoons of good comics that end up being absolute poo poo Jesus Christ
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 10:43 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 15:56 |
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If you want to experience Superman red son just loving read red son
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