I am deeply troubled by the loss of butts

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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

It is a truth universally acknowledged that byob loves butts more than most any other sub forum and I am very concerned about incidents such as this:

Munchables posted:

lmbo this is a good one

where posters are quite literally laughing their butts off. As a concerned poster, I am deeply troubled by this shocking and reckless loss of butts and am thoroughly committed to the conservation, restoration, and preservation of booties, derri�res, posteriors, rumps, backsides, and tooshes of all sizes, colors, shapes, and firmnesses.

Please fellow yobbers, please think of the butts before you post something too hilarious and let�s use this thread as a memorial to all the great butts that have been laughed off by careless posting.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:20

super sweet best pal

No, it's exercise. Laughter firms up the butt muscles.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

lmbl (laughing my butt larger)

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:41

Goons Are Gifts

Wait I thought lmbo is an act of laughing at your own butt, like, laughing my butt on. You see something funny, look at your butt and realize how it's a butt and it's just there and this converts to a stream of laughter on your butt.

Stay safe butts

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:47

vanisher

I alternate laughing my butt off (lmbo^ff) and laughing my butt on (lmboⁿ)

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 17, 2019 04:44

crystal Ghost

rip

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:45

Peanut Butter: Wee mannie

What about tuchuses OP?

# ? Sep 17, 2019 08:30

Escape From Noise

I once laughed so hard my left cheek slid down my pantleg. Fortunately I had some super glue on hand but it made the party kind of awkward.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 09:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lomb (laughin out my butt)

# ? Sep 17, 2019 10:27

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Peanut Butter posted:

What about tuchuses OP?

Also very concerned about them.

Thank you for clarification that butts can be laughed on as well as off. This is alleviated my concern greatly, but there are still too man great butts that have passed into posteriority.

In memoriam:
King Tut
Had a butt

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 14:58

Goons Are Gifts

Also a possible reading of lmbo is Leaving My Butt Owlery, by which I do support having those but not the necessity of leaving them, as I'm sure there are superb owls.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 15:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

love my butt, okay?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 15:11

Stoner Sloth

I believe it's actually a reference to 'Look upon My Butt, ye mighty, and despair! - Ozymandias' :eng101:

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 17:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Stoner Sloth posted:

I believe it's actually a reference to 'Look upon My Butt, ye mighty, and despair! - Ozymandias'

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 17:33

Macnult

my butt, laughing

# ? Sep 17, 2019 20:35

Stooge

"but" a poem by forumposter stooge:

butt gone
butt why
butt last seen with another guy

# ? Sep 17, 2019 20:44

Goons Are Gifts

Straight to the heart

# ? Sep 17, 2019 20:46

FutonForensic

rolling my butt around in the dirt & poo poo laughing my dirty lovely butt off

# ? Sep 18, 2019 00:07

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Lunchin mah bootay outside

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 00:12

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Stoner Sloth posted:

I believe it's actually a reference to 'Look upon My Butt, ye mighty, and despair!

I say this every morning when I look in the mirror

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 00:12

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

An imperative-Laugh, My butt orifice!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 00:13

lost my old email

hate it when the SO gives me a cheeky bun pinch and i shed my rear end like a skink tail

_{_{_{_{_{_{woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo}}}}}}

# ? Sep 18, 2019 00:53

Twenty Four

Lick My Butt Okay?

# ? Sep 18, 2019 01:15

nut

Love My Buck skin coat, Okay?

# ? Sep 18, 2019 02:02

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Lordy, my butt's ornery

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 02:32

google THIS

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

King Tut
Had a butt

And here it is now :tutbutt:

A cautionary tale.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 03:44

lost my old email

swallow your conscience and bet your bum on lmao'd rear end futures

# ? Sep 18, 2019 05:45

lost my old email

scrooge mcbutt swims nightly in a sea of ejected asses

# ? Sep 18, 2019 05:45

Escape From Noise

Lugging My Butt Out

# ? Sep 18, 2019 05:56

TOOT BOOT

lost my old email posted:

hate it when the SO gives me a cheeky bun pinch and i shed my rear end like a skink tail

# ? Sep 18, 2019 07:05

nut

turns out i was sitting on it all along

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

My dad lost his butt in the bawdy comedy wars of the 1970s. drat you Benny Hill!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:20

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My dad lost his butt in the bawdy comedy wars of the 1970s. drat you Benny Hill!

Yakkity Sax plays as a man chases a but around for several minutes

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:22

Goons Are Gifts

Butts are independent people and sometimes go their own way. Accept their decisions and in a few years you will meet again, grown up, leading stable and good lives, like, he will probably wear a suit and glasses.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:31

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

Butts are independent people and sometimes go their own way. Accept their decisions and in a few years you will meet again, grown up, leading stable and good lives, like, he will probably wear a suit and glasses.

Butts Going Their Own Way

# ? Sep 18, 2019 12:59