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Finger Prince


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSO31C02lk

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Finger Prince


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfpWanzGO5Q

Finger Prince


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ7R5oSBk5U

Heather Papps

hello friend


Hmmmm.....












yes.



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Escape From Noise

In Japanese the word for opossom is "fukuronezumi" which means bag rat/mouse. I dunno. I just find that funny.

Korean Boomhauer
sometimes i scream at my own rear end

Escape From Noise

Korean Boomhauer posted:

sometimes i scream at my own rear end

Please sir. I know it's your animal but donkies are sensitive creatures.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Sep 28, 2019

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

In Japanese the word for opossom is "fukuronezumi" which means bag rat/mouse. I dunno. I just find that funny.

hmmm...... hmmmmmm


































yes.



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death sext


Opossums are my very favorite animal and once I gave one a pat and they are much softer than you would think

This was a rehabilitated opossum ambassador I do not condone patting wild opossums. Just quietly observe their trashcan majesty.

Good Sphere

My opossum laser scanner, opposite to my opposing opossum organizer, has postulated that opossums do not oscillate when overlapped while oxygenated, but do when they are overexcited, and oriented side by side and oiled.

ChubbyChecker

v good opossums









poverty goat



Oppossumancy is no joke

Escape From Noise

Opossom and meatballs

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Opossom and meatballs
Possum is supposed to be pretty good eatin’. At least the wild ones that eat fruits and bugs, and not the citified ones that eat garbage.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Possum is supposed to be pretty good eatin’. At least the wild ones that eat fruits and bugs, and not the citified ones that eat garbage.

call me insane but i really want to feed bears big macs and see if they taste good later. i have heard bear is very good but that dump bears don't taste as good as blackberry bears.



also, i am going to do this for real; instead of feeding bees sugar water, imma try coke or dr pepper or whatever
and then i'm going to sell the comb/honey that the bees pack with non honey and sell it to nerds.



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poverty goat



Out of all the wild North American fauna, opossums make the best pets. They keep pretty clean, they aren't aggressive, and they can be litter trained. They aren't snuggly, but they'll cohabitate and eat your table scraps without making a fuss.

Heather Papps

hello friend


poverty goat posted:

Out of all the wild North American fauna, opossums make the best pets. They keep pretty clean, they aren't aggressive, and they can be litter trained. They aren't snuggly, but they'll cohabitate and eat your table scraps without making a fuss.

ravens?



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Finger Prince


I don't think I've ever seen a real live wild possum before, but they are around. They're a relatively recent addition to the local fauna, having expanded their range northwards.

death sext


opossums have the greatest website on the internet

https://www.opossum.org

For just $25 a year you too can join the National Opossum Society


selan dyin

death sext posted:

opossums have the greatest website on the internet

https://www.opossum.org

For just $25 a year you too can join the National Opossum Society

gently caress yeah dude

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Heather Papps posted:

call me insane but i really want to feed bears big macs and see if they taste good later. i have heard bear is very good but that dump bears don't taste as good as blackberry bears.



also, i am going to do this for real; instead of feeding bees sugar water, imma try coke or dr pepper or whatever
and then i'm going to sell the comb/honey that the bees pack with non honey and sell it to nerds.

I’ve eaten bear. Sliced thin fried and cooked with onions it is delicious. I would also my boots would be delicious if sliced sufficiently thin, fried sufficiently well, and cooked with sufficient onions.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Heather Papps

hello friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I’ve eaten bear. Sliced thin fried and cooked with onions it is delicious. I would also my boots would be delicious if sliced sufficiently thin, fried sufficiently well, and cooked with sufficient onions.

this is truth, beyond wisdom.
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:negative:



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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Heather Papps posted:

call me insane but i really want to feed bears big macs and see if they taste good later. i have heard bear is very good but that dump bears don't taste as good as blackberry bears.



also, i am going to do this for real; instead of feeding bees sugar water, imma try coke or dr pepper or whatever
and then i'm going to sell the comb/honey that the bees pack with non honey and sell it to nerds.

Some bees drank maraschino cherry syrup and turned red

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/nyregion/30bigcity.html

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Escape From Noise

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Some bees drank maraschino cherry syrup and turned red

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/nyregion/30bigcity.html

Gross guys. Come on! Maraschino cherries are so bad

Edit: the fake kind are

google THIS

Try our delicious, locally sourced honey. We have clover, orange blossom, and Game Fuel.

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Try our delicious, locally sourced honey. We have clover, orange blossom, and Game Fuel.

*Sting Energy contains actual bees.

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Some bees drank maraschino cherry syrup and turned red

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/nyregion/30bigcity.html

i think i remember a story where all in one article i learned that leftover xmas candy is sold to cow farmers who crush them up and feed them to cows and the bees will also get into the mashed up candy and it turned their honey blue

Heather Papps

hello friend


google THIS posted:

Try our delicious, locally sourced honey. We have clover, orange blossom, and Game Fuel.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

*Sting Energy contains actual bees.



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Zeluth

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When a dog barks at something in the night, and it rears on legs and freezes reminds you that the dog is just as curious.

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Escape From Noise

Oproper Opossom Analysis

google THIS

(frowning studiously at a bunch of bees drinking a melted Icee) You know, I'm not entirely certain this is proper opossum analysis.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

(frowning studiously at a bunch of bees drinking a melted Icee) You know, I'm not entirely certain this is proper opossum analysis.

Opossums eat 1,000 ticks each per day, making them an effective tool against Lyme disease and other tick borne illnesses :science:.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Heather Papps

hello friend



my analysis; YES



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Escape From Noise

That is a calzone!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

That is a calzone!

opossums are the only calzones native to north america.
about 3/4 of the varieties of calzones are native to australia, with the rest in south america

Heather Papps

hello friend


The possum is an Australasian marsupial which was later introduced to China and New Zealand. There are about 69 species alive today.



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Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise


Nice

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google THIS

You must be this white

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to create not just one, but several unironic videos about analyzing opossums while your horrifying Dorian Greta portrait looks on.

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