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Myra Monkhouse was way hotter than Laura Winslow. Not only did she have the upper hand in the boob game, she also loved Urkel for who he was. Laura only wanted a lovely Don Juan version of Urkel that was a scientific abomination. Myra wanted the real man who crated that presto chango machine not the sad Earl Flynn impersonator Stefan that it spit out . Urkel was a fool for chasing a stuck up bitch his whole life rather than the hot rear end woman who loved him when he was just a nerd. I'll never forgive Urkel for being a tunnel sighted rear end in a top hat and neither should you.
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Urkel, you utter loving fool.
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everyone remembers did i do that but no one remembers got any cheese
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gary oldmans diary posted:everyone remembers did i do that but no one remembers got any cheese *raises fist in solidarity*
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1998 was an ok year to have to check out but pre-election 2000 would be best. a lot of great pc games came out 1999-early 2000
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Even boob game aside  
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I heard Urkel's actor died in a drug overdose not long after he got popular and they quietly replaced him with a Rand Corp robot.
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She went from diagnosis to death very quickly from the looks of it. How many of our GBS brethren have unceremoniously checked out? A Misanthrope? Mister Gooniverse? Comfy Fleece Sweater? They all might’ve died for all we know.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Even boob game aside Thats a bad picture of Myra and a good pic of Laura. Congrats on finding the one pic that makes Laura look like Kelly Rowland. Myra was hotter by far. Thats the worst pic I've ever seen of her.
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i'm not old enough to have seen the urkel television program op. and i believe Mr. White has moved on to more fruitful projects.
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Lisa Turtle forever
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i'm not old enough to have seen the urkel television program op. and i believe Mr. White has moved on to more fruitful projects. *checks Jaleel White Wiki page* Nope, he peaked while wearing suspenders.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Pilsner Urquel
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rip myra you really informed my sexuality vis a vis horny nerd girls who inexplicably want the d from guys that are so under their league its mind boggling
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I’m glad someone has finally come out and made things right by speaking the truth
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She seemed overly clingy and put Urkel on a pedestal. Does anyone see such a relationship ending well? I don’t. 
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Bust Rodd posted:I’m glad someone has finally come out and made things right by speaking the truth Discourse is not enough to make things right. We need a change to material conditions to correct and compensate for the wrongs of the past.
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Kuato posted:She seemed overly clingy and put Urkel on a pedestal. Does anyone see such a relationship ending well? I don’t. i wouldnt talk about putting people on pedestals and being clingy if i lived in another person
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Keep it in you’re pants Urkel. 
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how does one get into the boob game asking for a friend
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Former DILF posted:how does one get into the boob game a visit to the dominican republic and about 500$.
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you never saw Urkel's parents in the show and my big theory is Steve is hundreds of years old and he puts people in the presto changeo machine and it melts them and steals their life essence, which he drinks in a perverted ritual to regain his youth urkel melted his family and drank their life force is what i'm sayinh
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Even boob game aside yes yes no
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Tom Gorman posted:you never saw Urkel's parents in the show and my big theory is Steve is hundreds of years old and he puts people in the presto changeo machine and it melts them and steals their life essence, which he drinks in a perverted ritual to regain his youth "Did I do Vlad?" --Steven "Lord of darkness, prince of the underworld, Drow Imperator" Urkel
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which race is the hottest? im going to say the spanish race.
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Laura is way better looking sorry op
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myra was codependent and had no self-respect. laura had standards and was thus more desirable as a mate and person.
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Even before I liked girls or boys I knew that Myra was hotter. TGIF (Thank God I’m loving)
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I think the thing is, if you want to be Urkels bitch, you gotta understand the sacrifices he’s made to accomplish nothing. You gotta understand suffering, you gotta understand humiliation and know you don’t know anything. You can’t just be mad talented and experienced and walk on set and keoul that poo poo, you gotta crawl through a trench or cum and boogers and 90 year old prostitutes just to kiss his toes. That’s what society does, we make things hard for each other, we better ourselves by holding each other down, and family matters is a microcosm of that poo poo.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think the thing is, if you want to be Urkels bitch, you gotta understand the sacrifices he’s made to accomplish nothing. You gotta understand suffering, you gotta understand humiliation and know you don’t know anything. You can’t just be mad talented and experienced and walk on set and keoul that poo poo, you gotta crawl through a trench or cum and boogers and 90 year old prostitutes just to kiss his toes. That’s what society does, we make things hard for each other, we better ourselves by holding each other down, and family matters is a microcosm of that poo poo. some might call it... not a rare condition in this day and age.
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Myra was loving hot and Steve was a tool to her, but it's obvious he's afraid of someone that he can't worship unconditionally as some ur-mate.Tom Gorman posted:you never saw Urkel's parents in the show and It was basically a quick fix to him becoming a series regular and not expanding the character roster as a result. The truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Sep 30, 2019 |
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Actually, OP, the title should be "A Problematic Truth With Which Goons Need to Come to Terms."
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Applewhite posted:Actually, OP, the title should be "A Problematic Truth With Which Goons Need to Come to Terms." Ending sentences with prepositions is not a grammar error in informal settings https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/prepositions-ending-a-sentence-with
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who wants to read my fanfic about urkle and sonic making out edit- if i post it yall gotta promise to help me get on the front page
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Uh, Myra ( ) by a mile. Remember when they did that dueling accordions thing? At one point she puts on a somewhat serious face, starts doing this thing with her neck while never breaking eye contact with him and... well, that sounds really creepy and gross, but when I was like... 12, it was hot  NInja edit: Oh hey, it's here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUptbTPs1E Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 30, 2019 |
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