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Theres a lot of pricks who will steal your berries. Gotta fight em
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Icochet posted:take down a bear with just a rock in a loincloth.
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Oct 8, 2019 05:56
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milkingmycow posted:Female transformers have pencil sharpener/paper shredder vaginas I wanna gently caress the one that turns into a boombox. In the boobs like where you put the tape in.
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Oct 8, 2019 06:00
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They just be doin' thangs. BIG thangs.
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Oct 8, 2019 07:11
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Debunk This! posted:
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Oct 8, 2019 07:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnFo7qinng Just watch this forever no matter what. Quit ur job, quit ur family, quit the world, just keep watching this video until u get it
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Oct 8, 2019 13:57
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Bear vs Elephant? Bear vs Hippo/Rhino?
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Oct 8, 2019 14:18
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There isn’t an animal on Earth that can take a grown Elephant down 1v1. A Hippo would crush a bears skull like a watermelon, drag it into a creek, and drown the bear in it’s mouth Pachyderms are living tanks
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Oct 8, 2019 14:21
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Bust Rodd posted:There isn’t an animal on Earth that can take a grown Elephant down 1v1. even a short faced bear would get owned by an Elephant. adult elephants are 6x the weight of a short faced bear, a normal bear would be nothing to it
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Oct 8, 2019 14:32
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Elephants are known to mourn their dead, so all you gotta do is kill its family and it will be too sad to fight.
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Oct 8, 2019 14:38
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Mooey Cow posted:Elephants are known to mourn their dead, so all you gotta do is kill its family and it will be too sad to fight. Name one movie where the hero's family gets killed and they just leave it at that. They never forgive.
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Oct 8, 2019 14:57
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Mooey Cow posted:Elephants are known to mourn their dead, so all you gotta do is kill its family and it will be too sad to fight. Elephants are also known to go on vengeance rampages. As in there's been cases where Elephants have been hunted and killed and other members of the herd of the elephants that were killed essentially raided and wrecked nearby villages in what was most likely just out and out revenge.
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Oct 8, 2019 15:09
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Where's the far bear week thread? I rely entirely on goons to keep me up to speed on the happenings in the world.
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Oct 8, 2019 15:35
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Randarkman posted:Elephants are also known to go on vengeance rampages. As in there's been cases where Elephants have been hunted and killed and other members of the herd of the elephants that were killed essentially raided and wrecked nearby villages in what was most likely just out and out revenge. Not even just for vengeance. Incel elephants will wreck the place out of horny rage. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6850931/Elephant-destroys-cars-houses-Chinese-town-failing-girlfriend-mate.html
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Oct 8, 2019 15:43
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I wanna gently caress the one that turns into a boombox. In the boobs like where you put the tape in. You wanna go deaf and get castrated at the same time?
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Oct 8, 2019 15:44
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BexGu posted:Not even just for vengeance. Incel elephants will wreck the place out of horny rage. Incelephants
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Applewhite posted:Incelephants 
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An incelephant never forgets. ... every time a woman was mean to him.
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Born with a 2 ft dong destined to get nowhere
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Oct 8, 2019 16:25
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Pickwick High posted:Born with a 2 ft dong destined to get nowhere This is me all over! Except for the giant dong.
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Pickwick High posted:Born with a 2 ft dong destined to get nowhere Is 2 feet average? I thought it was 1.5 feet. This is very pachydisturbing...
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Oct 8, 2019 17:22
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Idk are elephants fast? Maybe the bear would be too quick for it to catch. Like juggernaut ult from dota
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Oct 8, 2019 19:03
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Smythe posted:Idk are elephants fast? Maybe the bear would be too quick for it to catch. Like juggernaut ult from dota here's an elephant fighting an entire pack of lions. the elephant wins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht7kPycnE8w&t=141s
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Oct 8, 2019 19:24
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ive been told that bears are basically large furry pigs with sharp teeth
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Oct 8, 2019 19:26
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Play posted:ive been told that bears are basically large furry pigs with sharp teeth pigs are like nine million times smarter than bears
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Oct 8, 2019 20:25
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Eleven dead elephants. Bears wouldn't have loving died, they would've just sat in a river and eat fish.
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Oct 8, 2019 20:34
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The Walrus posted:pigs are like nine million times smarter than bears pigs cant do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sVxqshAVew
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Oct 8, 2019 20:44
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maybe when referencing 30-50 feral hogs they actyually meant bears??
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Oct 8, 2019 20:47
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Rutibex posted:pigs cant do this they can be trained to find truffles which is cool. you could probably train a bear to find truffles but you couldn't train it not to eat them.
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Oct 8, 2019 20:54
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Rutibex posted:here's an elephant fighting an entire pack of lions. the elephant wins drat
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Did you know elephants have tits? It's true! Bears... do not.
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mmmyes but would a cow be in a position to refuse?
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sun bears use their long tongues to pleasure other sun bears, or to displeasure termites and bees by slurping up their larvae
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don't mess with bears, especially when drunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X3iPD4H-zY
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Bears are very cute and good. 
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They spent way too much on Cutler as a QB, no ownership commitment, and don’t value defense like they used to.
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hamtaro posted:sun bears use their long tongues to pleasure other sun bears, or to displeasure termites and bees by slurping up their larvae I had to wiki this, never heard of one before. "exceptionally long tongue 20–25 cm (7.9–9.8 in)" drat.
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Anyone want bear encounter stories? I have a few. It's all black bears, no griz, so mostly cute and adorable, but still kinda sets you on edge. My favorite to share was from a campground at Lake Tahoe in Cali. Fall, end of camping season, my brother and I are car camping for the night then going backpacking for a few days from there. There was a nuisance, campground bear that came around most of the night, trying to get into camp and grab food as we were cooking, smoking, drinking around the campfire. We finally chase it off, all the food/cooler locked in the car. Dumb bear tried to get in the car at one point but we scared it off again. Finally, no bear for the last hour or so. It was a warm night so we just throw out a tarp, our pads, and sleeping bags under the stars. I leave a brown paper grocery bag with a change of clothes near my head/pillow. Socks, underwear, fresh t-shirt for the next morning. Maybe the smell of the detergent/fresh laundry attracted it. I wake up at daybreak, there is a sound close by. I open my eyes and the bear has its goddamn head in the grocery bag about a foot from my head. I elbow my brother who is a couple feet away on my other side, and whispering, "hey wake up! scare this bear away for me". I'm 1 foot from the critter, and my brother is like 4 feet from it, so obviously he is in the safe position to start scaring bears away! And he does. "Get out of here!" and it takes off. We still both have our faces, so it was a solid plan it seems.
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Rutibex posted:here's an elephant fighting an entire pack of lions. the elephant wins But bears will almost always defeat lions in one-on-one combat. Apparently people found this out during the California gold rush when they would put on these fights for people's entertainment. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Oct 9, 2019 |
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