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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

This is like a hardcore episode of Vegetales

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*bellies up to the thread*

Bunch o’ wimps in this thread, gimme that persminnon, smh at you fools can’t even eat no drat slightly unripe fruit I’ll tell you hwhat

*chomp*




*face condenses into black hole*

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

*chomp*




*face condenses into black hole*

You calling me ugly?

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

I whip and brutally tame ALL fruits and vegetables to do my bidding and I assure you I leave NO produce unpunished

e: ooh ceviche owns one time I was in Puerto Vallarta and had the best ceviche from this little place but they also had the BEST saltwater cracker things to scoop it up with, and I've never been able to find something comparable state-side, even in the 'Mexican' section of grocery stores. They were like fluffy saltines, sorta? Hard to describe. Good poo poo if the cracker gets as much attention as the ceviche, which flippin owned.

Tell me more about these crackers

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Resting Lich Face posted:

I like to eat eat eat eeples and beneenees.

The balls and the shaft arrangement

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ate durian a few times, its kinda gnarly, its best when frozen so the smell doesnt get you

i also ate an entire bag of mangosteens i bought of the back of a truck

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
If you put slices of unripe persimmon inside of your rear end in a top hat, does it suck up all the moisture?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

*bellies up to the thread*

Bunch o’ wimps in this thread, gimme that persminnon, smh at you fools can’t even eat no drat slightly unripe fruit I’ll tell you hwhat

No don't!!! You'll get a bezoar! You know what that means? You won't be able to poo poo and fart anymore!


Plant MONSTER. posted:

If you put slices of unripe persimmon inside of your rear end in a top hat, does it suck up all the moisture?

See above.

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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

I hate when you buy an avocado and you feel it at the store and it's squishy, so you think it's perfect for dinner that night, but when you get home and you cut it open, it still has like a day or two left because the green is still a little pale, so you have to make a decision to eat it like it is all weird and kinda tough, or put it back in the fridge and hope for the best.

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