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Hmm, never had one of these orange things before, but the store said they taste like a mix between plums and dates. How bad could they be? *bites* Well that's, oh geez that's astringent ugh my teeth are all fuzzy, oh god it's getting worse what's going on  Is it supposed to be like this? Oh gosh I can't hardly swallow my mouth is so dry, can't move my tongue, water does nothing. Am I having an allergic reaction? Am I gonna die? Is this how it ends? Epitaph: "Bested by a store bought fruit" gently caress gently caress gently caress. Okay I think it's getting better now. Maybe you're just not supposed to eat the skin? Let's lick the flesh in the bite a little and see. Oh god oh no nope nope nope not again!!! Goones, please post in this thread about times you have been owned by fruits or vegetables.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i have literally no frame of reference for this Have you ever had a glass of wine that made your mouth kind of "dry"? Imagine getting that feeling times one million from taking a tiny bite out of an orange tomato.
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Pickwick High posted:Please show a graphic representation of your face after eating the persimmon OP 
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Good Ol Filbert posted:This one time, I bit into what I thought was a potato in my stew, but it was just a chayote, and it wasn't cooked well which made it hard. The whole experience was terrible and now I am suspicious of all cubed potatoes in stew. I think that's wise. These things are what memory is for. It reminds me of the time I bought a sandwich that looked like it had some slices of juicy cucumber in it, but after a few bites it turned out they were in fact jalapeños. Just one of many times I have been savagely owned by vegetables  
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*bellies up to the thread* No don't!!! You'll get a bezoar! You know what that means? You won't be able to poo poo and fart anymore! Plant MONSTER. posted:If you put slices of unripe persimmon inside of your rear end in a top hat, does it suck up all the moisture? See above.
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