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I want to look down on all of you for not being able to understand Nintendo games, but the first game that came to mind for me is so stupid that I can hardly claim the high ground Dragon Lord From what I could gather, the gameplay consists of staring at a screen with a beautiful dragon's egg and hitting every keyboard key and mouse button and having nothing ever happen and then eventually quitting to DOS
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2019 22:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:08 |
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Rollersnake posted:I rented Ultima 3 for NES when I was 6, and I actually mostly understood stuff, but I didn't understand what "saving the game" meant, because I'd never played a game that saved your progress before and didn't know this was even possible. So I started the game over with a new party every time I turned it on. I was having fun and didn't really mind.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 01:54 |
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Lacey posted:There was an Atari up at the cottage
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 19:55 |
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King's Quest V was such a great pack-in game for my first computer that had a CD-ROM, as not only did it immediately demonstrate that even the best-looking game might completely suck, but it also taught me that sometimes it was better to acknowledge you would never play a game you owned and move on, than to try in vain over and over again to figure out how to care about (or indeed even understand what to do in) the game.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 01:42 |
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Wow, I watched this for a few minutes and now I am 100% convinced this game deserves an award for being the most unexpected insane nonsense from a Nintendo-era game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDMNEBv-4Hw (yes I am sure that is not true, but boy, as soon as the map-to-get-to-the-arcade-in-the-next-town is interrupted by a quiz about the Olympics you know you are in for a treat)
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 06:01 |
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The idea of an adventuring party spending all their money on equipment and then just leaving it on the ground and running in terror through a fantasy realm until being instantly killed by the primary antagonist is pretty solidly hilarious, thank you
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 05:09 |
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Dragomorph posted:Magician for the NES, in which I tried to do things, kept being told I was dehydrated, keeled over and died, and couldn't figure out for the life of me WTF. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbYmg4JB2gk
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 01:50 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:PPS> It is so weird to me that people would have different sound cards and they would make all music and sounds sound literally different Also Stunt Island is a great example of a retro game where I had no idea what was going on (also where the music on my PAS16 was unique and un-findable online). Somehow I could never learn to fly well enough to actually do any of the game's "intended" missions, but on the plus side as a result I ended up becoming a decent video editor. Stunt Island was a weird game.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 16:50 |
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Dragon Noun: Noun of the Ancients
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 13:44 |
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The Big Word posted:- my bro getting frustrated and shouting at me when I tried playing Quake and Dark Forces because for some reason I didn't like the idea of pressing more than one key on the keyboard at a time and also I refused to strafe because why would I run sideways, that's stupid, I won't be able to see where I'm going Oh, but I remember the reasoning behind not using a mouse being similarly as inscrutable as Tesserae; something about not wanting to have to use the same hand to move and fire or something? I definitely had only ever played games where you like held down the left mouse key to walk at the time, so I basically was a caveman trying to understand a car
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 19:57 |
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Yeah the short-lived Icarus Souls subgenre only had that one entry but it was a doozy. No for real though I totally agree, I do not remember ever making it past even the second stage despite that game having so much about it I should have nominally liked.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 21:00 |
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ManxomeBromide posted:Raid Over Moscow. I went to check a Youtube Longplay of it to make sure I was thinking of the right game. So yeah, the fact that the rest of the game was really fun just made it even worse how hard it was to get past that incredibly terrible opening screen.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 07:52 |
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ManxomeBromide posted:Anyone here ever play In Search of the Most Amazing Thing? I had misremembered it as The Adventures of Smoke Bailey, but that was the name of the novella that came with it. I read that thing to pieces as a kid but I never managed to accomplish anything outside of the home-base town, and my attempts to find walkthroughs or longplays or really even shortplays suggests that nobody else really did either. Uncle Smoke has to be one of the earliest examples of an interesting and memorable NPC though, if we are looking at what value we can wring from these memories. I could never get anywhere in the Coveted Mirror or the Quest either in my precious library time, but I chalk that up to being too young for any of this. Remake Expedition Amazon
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 06:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:08 |
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ManxomeBromide posted:This conversation motivated me to get it running again. This time, one evening in and I was not only navigating the Darksome Mire like a seasoned adventurer, I had collected some clues and was on my way to deliver a microwave burglar alarm to the Head Trader of the reclusive Undeflas culture. Two evenings in and I had returned in triumph with the Most Amazing Thing to Uncle Smoke. Now that you mention this, I have the vaguest memory of being convinced the game was randomly changing things on me every time I played, so clearly that is a function of me not actually understanding that, you know, someone else had probably overwritten my game between every futile effort. ManxomeBromide posted:Assuming you saw the little man flying around the entrance to the city of Metallica with his jetpack, and the B-Liner sitting in all its majesty right next to it, then yes. You were outside.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 23:14 |