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Pinstripe Hourglass: Nov 27, 2008; =RIVER PEOPLE=
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Who the gently caress is Humberto Carrillo?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:29

Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

It�s Alberto Del Rio wearing a fake moustache and funny hat

# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:54

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. Drew McIntyre vs Sting
2. Shane vs No Way Jose
3. Braun vs Mojo vs Cedric Alexander
4. Miz and Christian vs Kevin owens and CM Punk
5 .The Fiend vs Tamina vs Roderick Strong vs Mr. Perfect vs Will Ospreay vs John Cena
6. Triple H vs Valentine Dream
7. (does this still count if he already got a match?) Shane vs Dolph Ziggler.

Some good matches there but an overall dire card if I'm honest.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:54

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Seams posted:

It�s Alberto Del Rio wearing a fake moustache and funny hat

please don't compare this handsome young man to del rio

# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Rhonne posted:

1. Drew McIntyre vs Sting
2. Shane vs No Way Jose
3. Braun vs Mojo vs Cedric Alexander
4. Miz and Christian vs Kevin owens and CM Punk
5 .The Fiend vs Tamina vs Roderick Strong vs Mr. Perfect vs Will Ospreay vs John Cena
6. Triple H vs Valentine Dream
7. (does this still count if he already got a match?) Shane vs Dolph Ziggler.

Some good matches there but an overall dire card if I'm honest.

Shane McMahon is the best in the world, he can work twice. tbh I feel like that's a decent card. Semi-main is a loving wash and the other Shane match sucks too but everything else looks pretty darn good.

I honestly managed to spin out a pretty awesome card except for one hilariously bad match

Ospreay vs. Randy Savage
:lol:

Test vs. Tamina :lol:

Jeff Hardy vs. Kenny Omega vs. Finn Balor
Daniel Bryan and Kurt Angle vs. Roderick Strong and Mr. Perfect
Chad Gable vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Pete Dunne vs. Sheamus vs. Ricochet vs. Kenny Omega
Samoa Joe vs. Triple H
PAC vs. Shane McMahon

# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:59

TriffTshngo: Mar 28, 2010; Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

Main Event: Kurt Angle vs Chad Gable
Semi-Main: Tommasso Ciampa vs Finn Balor
US Triple Threat: Big Cass vs Tamina vs Ultimate Warrior
Tag Team: Shawn Michaels & Mr. Perfect vs Kazuchika Okada & Drew McIntyre
IC Title Ladder Clusterfuck: Samoa Joe vs Edge vs Marty Scurll vs PAC vs Cody Rhodes vs Road Dogg (lol)
Triple H vs Rey Mysterio
Shane McMahon vs Cesaro

holy poo poo i would watch the absolute gently caress out of this wrestlemania

like even that US title match would be a loving spectacle of a trainwreck to complement everything else

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:01

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

For main event I got Vincent Kennedy McMahon vs. Okada which, somehow, genuinely feels like it could be a WM main event in 2020.

I didn't feel the need to continue after that.

EDIT: Okay for "3 way for some midcard title" I got Kane v Ryder v Corbin which...that's what it's going to be, isn't it?

JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:03

Biscats n Gravy: Jun 13, 2018; Smile.

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. Shawn Michaels vs Rey Mysterio
2. Matt Riddle vs Buddy Murphy
3. Kane vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs Matt Hardy
4. Braun Strowman & Rob Van Dam vs Batista & Heath Slater
5. Ciampa vs Zack Ryder vs Sheamus vs Booker T vs Samoa Joe vs Tamina
6. Triple H vs Rusev
7. Shane O'Mac vs Bubba Ray/Bully Ray Dudley

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:07

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:08

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Abroham Lincoln posted:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Biscats n Gravy posted:

3. Kane vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs Matt Hardy

Good lord the build to this.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:11

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Is this this Humberto Carrillo I've heard so much about?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:12

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Biscats n Gravy posted:

1. Shawn Michaels vs Rey Mysterio
2. Matt Riddle vs Buddy Murphy
3. Kane vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs Matt Hardy
4. Braun Strowman & Rob Van Dam vs Batista & Heath Slater
5. Ciampa vs Zack Ryder vs Sheamus vs Booker T vs Samoa Joe vs Tamina
6. Triple H vs Rusev
7. Shane O'Mac vs Bubba Ray/Bully Ray Dudley

Dude this card rules. Kane vs The Fiend vs Broken Matt Hardy would be an amazing spectacle if done right.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:13

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

humberto Carrillo is pierre delecto's tag team partner

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:17

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. Roman vs Fiend :cry:

2. Big Cass vs Balor
3. Scurrl vs Rusev vs Ali
4. Pete Dunn & Matt Hardy vs Cesaro & Sting
5. The Rock vs Daniel Bryan vs Matt Hardy vs Kevin Owens vs Kane vs No Way Jose(clear favorite here)
6. HHH vs Jeff Hardy
7. Shane vs Elias

I find this believable but also far better than what will happen

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:17

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

I got Shane vs. Shane, then Shane vs. Shane, thenShane vs Shane vs Shane, then Shane vs Shane, and finally, Shane vs Curt Hennig

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:18

JitteryComa: Nov 6, 2012

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. Finn Balor vs Kane
2. John Cena vs Big Cass
3. BRAUN! vs Samoa Joe vs Sheamus
4. Randy Savage & Marty Scurll vs RVD & Broken Matt Hardy
5. Randy Orton vs Vince McMahon vs Brock Lesnar vs Daniel Bryan vs Rey Mysterio vs Booker T
6. Triple H vs The Miz
7. Shane McMahon vs Buddy Murphy

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:18

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Humberto should have won because Seth sucks. At least they're pushing Drew and Black for right now.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:26

katatonic: Mar 14, 2007

I got Sami Zayn vs Okada and ya know what, I�ll loving take it.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:27

Coaaab: Aug 6, 2006; Wish I was there...

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1) Roman Reigns vs Dolph Ziggler
2) EnZo vs Aleister Black
3) Samoa Joe vs Okada vs Big E
4) Zack Ryder/~~Pac~~Neville vs John Cena/Tamina
5) No Way Jose vs Mr. Perfect vs Seth Rollins vs Rusev vs Ali vs Marty Scurll
6) Triple H vs RVD
7) Shane McMahon vs Braun

3 & 5 would probably be the most entertaining, lol at 7

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

Main - Nakakura v Cedric Alexander
Semi - Eddie Guerrero vs Big Cass
Triple - Finn Balor v Ali v Pete Dunne
Tag Seth Rollins and Chris Jericho vs CM Punk and Curt Hennig
Six - Kazuchika Okada v Johnny Gargano v Zack Ryder v Aleister Black v Baron Corbin v Hangman Page
Triple H Opponent: Drew McIntyre
Vince Opponent: Test

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:33

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I got Rusev v Rey which would actually be a banger match and thus it wouldn't be allowed anywhere near SportsEntertainamania

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:41

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

I legit got Roman vs Brock.

God damnit.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:42

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:47

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Kevin Dunn's teeth vs John Morrison's abs in a steel cage.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:54

Biscats n Gravy: Jun 13, 2018; Smile.

Lid posted:

Main - Nakakura v Cedric Alexander
Semi - Eddie Guerrero vs Big Cass
Triple - Finn Balor v Ali v Pete Dunne
Tag Seth Rollins and Chris Jericho vs CM Punk and Curt Hennig
Six - Kazuchika Okada v Johnny Gargano v Zack Ryder v Aleister Black v Baron Corbin v Hangman Page
Triple H Opponent: Drew McIntyre
Vince Opponent: Test

This super owns. Nak and Cedric, the triple threat, the tag, the six man... all of it.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

And another step in the "If [x] can't get a good match out of you..." experiment for Big Cass

# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:59

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MJeff posted:

And another step in the "If [x] can't get a good match out of you..." experiment for Big Cass

trying to think of how Eddie would make cass' moves look good and realizing I cannot visualize a single big case move other than "big boot"

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:08

Hinoarashi: Mar 28, 2010

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

I expected a hot mess but my card turned out pretty f'n dope.

Main Event: Matt Riddle vs. Adam Cole

Semi-Main: Tamina vs. Rey Mysterio

Triple Threat: Macho Man vs. Matt Hardy vs. Kevin Owens (Re-rolled Macho Man) [Not bad but should've gone with my gut on this one and stuck with Matt Hardy fighting Savage clones.]

Tag Team: Christian & Aleister Black [A hilariously awesome pairing] vs. Ali & Stone Cold Steve Austin

Ladder Match: No Way Jose vs. Braun Strowman vs. Kurt Angle vs. Finn Balor (Re-rolled Matt Hardy) vs. Edge vs. Seth Rollins

Vanity Match #1: Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels

Vanity Match #2: Shane McMahon vs. Johnny Gargano (Re-rolled Seth Rollins and Ali)

Hinoarashi fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:10

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

I got Cody v Jericho, which is a main event match.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:10

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

The recap of that show is so dull. What are they even doing anymore? There's just...nothing there.

EDIT: I got Miz vs. Brock the first two times I did that thing.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:11

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

i got mojo rawley vs the miz which is perfect

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:13

Biscats n Gravy: Jun 13, 2018; Smile.

DeepDickPizza posted:

The recap of that show is so dull. What are they even doing anymore? There's just...nothing there.

EDIT: I got Miz vs. Brock the first two times I did that thing.

It's really telling how the thread isn't even about the show in a way. Ringsports posters are just done with the E and have resorted to fantasy booking.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:14

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

imagine having Garza Jr. on your payroll and calling up Humberto Carrillo instead

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:14

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Psychepath posted:

Was Lana seriously the only woman on the entire show tonight? Will any other women at all appear on tv until after Crown Jewel?

Zelina gave Sin Cara a rana

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:18

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

I reignited England vs Scotland civil war as the WM Main

Drew McIntyre vs the Bruiserweight Pete Dunne.
Cedric Alexander vs Bully Ray (lol)
Miz vs Big E vs the decomposed corpse of Mr. Perfect
SCSA and Samoa Joe vs MUSTAFA Ali and Kiiiiiiinnnnggggg Booookkkaaaaaahhhhhhh
Aleister Black vs Kane vs Kurt Angle and his hosed up neck vs Apollo Crews vs Kevin Owens vs Mick Foley where there is a 33 percent chance "Someone will Die in this Ring" Ladder Match
:laffo:

No Way Jose vs :words:

Corbin vs Shane McMahon

My card starts off as the drizzling shits but then skyrockets into WTF territory.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:20

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

I was here, on my couch, with my dog, had nothing else to do, and I still didn't watch this show.

I'd gotten to a place where if I was in a position to throw it on in the background, I'd watch WWE TV, but it's become so offensively boring that I can't even watch for the trainwreck late-Nitro factor.

I stopped watching WCW when Sullivan and Nash ruined most of 1999, only coming back when Russo was hired. I stuck around until they died.

I stopped watching TNA when the Aces and Eights angle ended and they moved to Destination America.

I stopped making WWE appointment viewing long ago, but if I was home and in front of my TV, I'd still throw it on while I did other stuff. I can't even manage that now.

They've moved past terrible and into so-boring-I-can't-even-hate-watch territory.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:22

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

https://clips.twitch.tv/IronicWealthyToothTheRinger

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:23

NULL_SIGNAL: Feb 19, 2013

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

This is 100% legit what was rolled and I'm pretty sure this is a stacked card.

Main Event: Marty Scurll vs. Xavier Woods

Semi-Main: (The Demon?) Finn Balor vs. (THE DEMON) Kane

Triple Threat: BROCKLESNAR vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. Tetsuya Naito

Tag Match: Edge & Batista vs. Mick Foley & Bret Hart ( :ohdear:

)

Ladder Match: Sting vs. Shawn Michaels vs. BASTARD PAC vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Adam Cole vs. John Cena

Triple H vs. Samoa Joe

Shane McMahon vs. Cedric Alexander

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:23

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:29

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. uhhh some guy literally eating what looks like the NXT UK title vs Vince McMahon

2. Dolph Ziggler vs Braun in a Dolph gets punted into the sun match

3. Big Show vs Bubba Ray Dudley vs Roderick Strong for whatever midcard NXT title there is

4. Jeff Hardy/Brock Lesnar vs Edge/Roman Reigns

5. Goldberg vs Road Dogg vs Samoa Joe vs Big E vs Sheamus vs Sami Zayn

6 + 7. Triple H vs Shane McMahon in a ring explodes when the bell rings match

i'd watch this card if even matches 2 and 6 were not exactly what i booked

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:26

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