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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

pwn posted:

There was no third song

Best part of the entire show, which I found dumb and bad across the board.

Che and Jost were good, I guess, as was the jerk animals gift basket, but that was about it. Especially the hungry jury and Kristen Stewart the pansexual, both in the fake monologue and with Kenan. Pig boy was a nice touch but it couldn't save that sketch.

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
I really enjoyed the Corporate Nightmare pretape

Also here’s a cut bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xntcOOnDeCs

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It definitely felt like a show before a needed break. Watchable but nothing really stood out much. Aidy saying ‘colour’ probably the highlight of the night.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Why do they keep bringing Kristen Stewart back, she's horrible. Zero charisma and talent.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TraderStav posted:

Why do they keep bringing Kristen Stewart back, she's horrible. Zero charisma and talent.

She's got a new movie coming out. That's all I can figure.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Mister Kingdom posted:

She's got a new movie coming out. That's all I can figure.

I'd like to think that there's more actors having movies coming out than there are SNL episodes each season.

extremely online
Mar 23, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TraderStav posted:

Why do they keep bringing Kristen Stewart back, she's horrible. Zero charisma and talent.

She was better last time, with the monologue about Trump tweeting about her, and the lesbian romance pizza rolls ad. It seems like the writers didn't know what to do with her this time.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TraderStav posted:

I'd like to think that there's more actors having movies coming out than there are SNL episodes each season.

Maybe the studio pushed her to host thinking the movie needs all the help it can get.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Mister Kingdom posted:

Maybe the studio pushed her to host thinking the movie needs all the help it can get.

That makes sense from the studio side, but SNL has a lot more to choose from is my point.

I have no misunderstanding as to why Kristen Stewart or her backers wanted to do it, it's SNL.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Maybe she legitimately enjoys doing it.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
I'm currently in an SNL skit, aren't I?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Has Willem Dafoe ever hosted SNL? He has a movie out, maybe they should've gotten him.

Edly
Jun 1, 2007

TraderStav posted:

I'm currently in an SNL skit, aren't I?

Maybe she owes Lorne a favor, or he somehow blackmailed her into it?

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Edly posted:

Maybe she owes Lorne a favor, or he somehow blackmailed her into it?

You'd think it'd be the other way around.

CaveGrinch
Dec 5, 2003
I'm a mean one.

TraderStav posted:

That makes sense from the studio side, but SNL has a lot more to choose from is my point.

I have no misunderstanding as to why Kristen Stewart or her backers wanted to do it, it's SNL.

To which I say again... where the F is Kristen Bell? Her critically acclaimed NBC show is in its last season and she’s about to star in one of the biggest films of the year.

Sivart13
May 18, 2003
I have neglected to come up with a clever title

CaveGrinch posted:

To which I say again... where the F is Kristen Bell? Her critically acclaimed NBC show is in its last season and she’s about to star in one of the biggest films of the year.
I'm not an expert in how celebrities live their lives, but I think not everybody is itching to leave their spouse and kids for a week to stay up all night practicing lukewarm sketches they might gently caress up on live TV.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Tonight's Vintage is Kristen Wiig with The xx, from November 19 2016.

Also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwm_N2PCUz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEM7h3fz2RE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1K88XMVT3E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KtnWo1rYYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDwP6_623KY

:eyepop:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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I’m still annoyed they didn’t get Olivia Colman to host. She would’ve done a great job.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

pwn posted:

Tonight's Vintage is Kristen Wiig with The xx, from November 19 2016.

Also,

:words:

:eyepop:

:ssh:

it's like a teepee for your secrets...

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1194314995296800769

Not heard of King Princess before, not sure if it's me being out of touch with that kind of music or what.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Jesus christ this month is impossible

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

EL BROMANCE posted:

https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1194314995296800769

Not heard of King Princess before, not sure if it's me being out of touch with that kind of music or what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNxWTS25Tbk

she's definitely not super popular or anything but she's really popular among the indie pop set, and 1950 is basically unimpeachable. Mark Ronson has really boosted her work a lot, he's always saying what a good songwriter she is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYznvuRMwk

she just performed on TV for the first time last week on Colbert, so some people have been saying this is a bit sudden, but it's not like Lana Del Rey where she literally only had 2 songs out to perform (and legitimately was not ready for that performance, even if she's really grown into a wonderful songstress in the last 10 years), her album just came out, she had an EP off of the strength of 1950 early last year, plus she's shown up on a few other albums.

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Nov 13, 2019

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
:popeye:

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDosHftsnMM

And tonight’s Vintage is the season 25 premiere, from October 2 1999, Jerry Seinfeld and David Bowie. Episode is notable for a cold open featuring potential no-hope lunatic Reform Party candidates for 2000 like H. Ross Perot and Donald Trump, and the Dillon/Edwards Investments commercial parody, aka clownpenis.fart.

This episode may have been chosen solely because Rick Ludwin is portrayed by Darrell Hammond in a sketch pillorying NBC’s programming department, wherein they scoop up the “...and a Pizza Place” that ABC dropped from Two Guys and a Girl and give it a 13-episode commitment. Rick Ludwin, longtime NBC Late Night executive, passed away on Sunday, and his loss has been felt across the late night family this week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKgd-_ermk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cns57j8zsOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkoCyEgta4

Whatever the case, it’ll be nice to see a true Vintage.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Yeah happy it’s an episode I only might have seen, rather than something post 2000. More of those please.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

pwn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDosHftsnMM

And tonight’s Vintage is the season 25 premiere, from October 2 1999, Jerry Seinfeld and David Bowie. Episode is notable for a cold open featuring potential no-hope lunatic Reform Party candidates for 2000 like H. Ross Perot and Donald Trump, and the Dillon/Edwards Investments commercial parody, aka clownpenis.fart.

This episode may have been chosen solely because Rick Ludwin is portrayed by Darrell Hammond in a sketch pillorying NBC’s programming department, wherein they scoop up the “...and a Pizza Place” that ABC dropped from Two Guys and a Girl and give it a 13-episode commitment. Rick Ludwin, longtime NBC Late Night executive, passed away on Sunday, and his loss has been felt across the late night family this week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKgd-_ermk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cns57j8zsOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkoCyEgta4

Whatever the case, it’ll be nice to see a true Vintage.

http://www.clownpenis.fart

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
Thanks!

I hate it!

edit: talkin' 'bout the open

edit2: okay "a tweeeEEEEEEeeet!? *faints*" won me over

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
That was coocoo gonzo nutsack bananas.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"He said I could take a helmet to Afghanistan and just go nuts"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
So is Harry Styles just from the 70s now?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Push El Burrito posted:

So is Harry Styles just from the 70s now?

I think he watched the Bowie performance from the Vintage earlier and decided to just be him from now on.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
:hmmyes:

I liked it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That intern sure has a lot of hand jewelry.

Edit: LIL BABY AIDY!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'll be your boyfriend, Aidy Bryant

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
:3:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Bye week was definitely needed, enjoying pretty much everything from monologue onwards.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol the Shaggy impression

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
By a round of applause, who do you think Hitler would want to be friends with?

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

Push El Burrito posted:

By a round of applause, who do you think Hitler would want to be friends with?

:vince:

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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
I'd rather drink my own PISS!

That may have been Mooney's best.

Toxic Fart Syndrome fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Nov 17, 2019

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