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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

It's the pelvic thrust that really drives me insane

It's been going on for too long. The things I do for forum glory...

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
What ever happened to Saturday night?

Oh right....the time warp

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Meatloaf would've been better off if he was eaten for real in the movie.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*gets extra s-spoocky.* :spooky:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Has begun wondering if maybe Rocky Horror Picture Show isnt that good and simple was latched onto as a totem of a disaffected individuals in a generation long passed

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Barudak posted:

Has begun wondering if maybe Rocky Horror Picture Show isnt that good and simple was latched onto as a totem of a disaffected individuals in a generation long passed

Agrees completely. I forget what the prize is for doing this

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Columbia or Magenta?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Is this a star trek oe star waes thing?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


JK Fresco posted:

Is this a star trek oe star waes thing?

star crotch

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
It's just a jump to the left.

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
And then a step to the right.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

JK Fresco posted:

Is this a star trek oe star waes thing?

JK Fresco has been eliminated!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Um, OP?

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIIIIN

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I tell ya, these pelvic thrusts are driving me insane!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

I tell ya, these pelvic thrusts are driving me insane!

Regis posting is top-tier. :golfclap:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

great big cardboard tube posted:

Columbia or Magenta?

Columbia

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Rocky Horror was a bad movie and an even worse Commodore 64 game

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Chrs posted:

Rocky Horror was a bad movie and an even worse Commodore 64 game

But how was the book?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Dunno but apparently the stage show is ok

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
The Zen of Rocky Horror is and always was taking preppy girls to expose them to a message of "horny is legal." You've missed your car hj window by like 28 hours smh

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I thought it was to humiliate other women by drawing on them with lipstick in some perverse ritualistic imitation of the popular girls.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I think you missed the subtle subtext where virgins are invited on stage and encouraged to pop the thing between thier legs to bawdy applause, also the rest of the show.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I think you missed the subtle subtext where virgins are invited on stage and encouraged to pop the thing between thier legs to bawdy applause, also the rest of the show.

That did not occur at the showing I went to, mostly just the girl weeping while the others drew ever more on her face until she left.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

How far back are we going? I don't want to go too far back in time, I'm a brown person.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Good Ol Filbert posted:

How far back are we going? I don't want to go too far back in time, I'm a brown person.

I would recommend doing the song in reverse to hurtle you forwards in time

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Barudak posted:

I would recommend doing the song in reverse to hurtle you forwards in time

2020 is the Year of the Latina :sax:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Spoiler: after the revolution in 2027 all subsequent years are Latina. It's just a jump to the right...

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Spoiler: after the revolution in 2027 all subsequent years are Latina. It's just a jump to the right...

You place you hands on your birthing hips

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
please...not again...

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

I love rocky horror

Fantasy free me

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" My voice hoarse on the edge of failing completely.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Good Ol Filbert posted:

2020 is the Year of the Latina :sax:

With my wife, every year is the year of the Latina.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

PORNOSEX PORNOGRAFIQUE, PORNOGOBLINO

*his majesty the pornogoblin turns and faces the camera, 16mm, plenty of gnarly grain diffusing across the image*

Pornogoblin: Yeah it's me, you may remember me from the 90s classic Sliders; yeah bratan *that* sliders. John Rhys Davies. You know the one, guy got balls like two freaking frozen sacks of mercury clanging on the same like meteorites meeting the loving holy ghost gambling opportunity of a lifetime, clashing in space like a million to one; two brave, genius fukken ghosts clashing in the cosmosphere, cracking gnads like a gayghost swinging chains in the long lost memory of the Underground Railroad

*pause*

*heavy draw of the cigarette, a release of unctuous cloud and anxious vapor"

Let me tell you bratan, the pussy back then passed like ya fukken deleterious, delirious gramps in the old folks home after the kiddos scraped him off like so much nut scrag.

But it ain't all about bussy, pussy, punani or the clown vajani; let me tell you

*huge draw of the FUGGEN ciggo, camel brand, crush type, you know the type bratan*

It's about the fuggen time warp.

Now I can warp many - many - gatt to the drat things. I can warp ya freakin dick like an L pipe, bam through the nighttime. Got you saucin on the chloro o the form form fore yeh even wake the gently caress up. You wake up. Dick bent, ya life spent, mama to the mia (Mary magdalene bless her holy soul). And it don't matter.

Don't matter a thing.

But the one FUKKEN thing I can't stand warpin or not warpin, adequacy or no quat or cute or what you think brosama?

The time.

The time. Time. Fucken. Warp.

So you come to me.

Let's.

Do.

The.

Time.

Warp.

Again?

You gonna.

Meet.

The.

Fucken.

Fishes.

Again.

Trust, trust till ya balls infinite bust, like a firehose gushin the fucken Krispy Kreme.

Fahget about it.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The film makes me feel like a child with a real bad fever. Sweaty, confused, woozy. I find it difficult to watch.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm gonna fuggen get my FREAKIN dishbeeTUS actin up agayn

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Applewhite posted:

With my wife, every year is the year of the Latina.

*high fives tu esposa*

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Y'all ever seen it live with the town perverts?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good Ol Filbert posted:

Y'all ever seen it live with the town perverts?

No

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Don't want to Filbert

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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Don't want to Filbert

Well ok, but you're gonna have ta close your eyes real tight

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